Really, really, really, really, REALLY sorry!! I'm soooooooooo sorry!-begs for forgiveness- well here's the next chapter!!

Ten reasons to love Joanne

She's a lawyer

She can get you out of anything (like maybe getting caught with smack –cough cough-)

If you want list, go to her. (Apparently she can make lists in her sleep –cough take me or leave me cough-)

She knows how to set dumb people straight!

She doesn't care if she's a lesbian

She has a great OPRA voice

She hates Benny as much as the bohos and us (stomps on picture of Benny)

She likes our favorite cameraman!

Tries to keep Maureen out of trouble (okay, imagine this: Maureen, drunk, going shopping. Bad combination!)

Has hair that is a combo between an afro and dread locks ( I don't know how else to put it so plz don't criticize me! –cries-)

Thanks for reading! Maureen's up next! Um… 1,000 to anyone who reviews!