Chapter 6
After the fight between the two brother states, Colorado had ran out of the room yelling 'beer! the only thing that can cure a hangover is beer!' Alaska was in quick pursuit saying 'the idiot will die of alcohol poisoning before the war is over'. They were both out of the building within a couple of minutes.
"Why are you following me! Let me drink in piece!" Colorado yelled and hopped into the driver seat of his hummer. He was about to shut the door when Alaska pushed him hard enough to get him out of the driver seat and into the passenger seat.
"I'll be your designated driver," Alaska stated and turned the car on.
"How the HELL did you get me car keys!" Colorado yelled, Alaska smirked.
"I drove you here, remember?" he chuckled and pulled out of the parking lot. "What bar am I taking you to?"
"That one that I went to last night," he mumbled and looked out the window. He did NOT like being treated like a kid. Within a couple minutes they arrived at the bar. Colorado jumped out of the car and dashed inside. There were a lot of people, he headed straight towards the bar.
"Ah~ Yun~" a girl cooed and wrapped her arms around his shoulders.
"Hello ma'am!" he smiled up at her. She let him go so he could turn and look her in the eyes.
"Are you going to dance with me?" she asked Colorado nodded and gave her a little kiss on the cheek before heading to the bar.
"Hello. So I'm guessing vodka?" the bar keep asked. Colorado nodded and held up four fingers. "You got it." Alaska sat down next to him and just watched as he downed four bottles of vodka in less than a minute.
"You are such a binge drinker," he sighed. The bar keep looked at him curiously.
"You a friend of his?" he asked, he waved a hand in Colorado's direction. Colorado smiled, jumped up and wrapped his arm around his brothers shoulder.
"Hell yeah! He's my brother!" he slurred, the bar keep burst out laughing.
After Alaska and Colorado left, chaos broke loose. America had his hands over his face, the kids were all laughing at Colorado's idiocy. Finally, America just snapped.
"ENOUGH!" The kids looked up, shocked. It wasn't good when Daddy America yelled. Then America saw what he had done. Poor Hawaii looked like she was going to burst into tears. Thank God Maine wasn't there; she would be all ready in tears. Then poor America started to sob. He had lost everything. Canada, his other allies and best friends, England and France, and now his children. But surprisingly, it was Florida, the girl who didn't care about anything, who just burst through the door with all the other states. She stopped short.
"Daddy?" Florida asked softly. America looked up. He expected to see Hawaii and her sweet angelic face, but was surprised to see that it was indeed Florida and her perfect make up, straightened hair, and Gucci brand clothes. Then she glared at the other states. "What the HELL did you do to Dad?" Florida demanded with tears in her eyes, smearing her mascara. Hawaii was at her limit, She broke down crying. New York Started to scream and Texas punch Mexico in the face.
"What the FUCK! What did I ever do to you you fucking brat!" Mexico screamed and lunged at him. Florida had America in a bear hug, who was being suffocated by Florida's overly sized boobs. Ukraine was just entering the room and Australia right behind her.
"W-w-w-w-what's g-going o-o-on!" Ukraine wailed and started to cry. Logan panicked at the woman's sudden burst of tears. Alicia and Eva ran up to Ukraine and tried to comfort her as Logan jumped onto the table.
"WILL ALL OF YOU JUST SHUT UP! WE HAVE TO MAKE A PLAN TO GET CANADA BACK!" he screamed. everyone, but the ones crying, looked up at the Australian.
"Your right. I was being immature," Texas sighed and got off of Mexico, who smacked him in the back of the head.
"You better be!" he hissed.
"Okay... America do you have any... HOLLY SHIT! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!" New York yelled and pointed to Florida. She quickly looked at her dad and dropped him. America flopped to the floor, completely nocked out.
"YOU SUFFOCATED HIM!" Maine bawled and latched onto Louisiana's arm.
"NOOOO! It's not my fault I have a big bust size!" Florida wailed and hugged the nearest nation to her. It was Argentina.
"Get this kid off me! PERSONAL SPACE! GODDAMN IT! CLOSTROPHOBIA! CLOSTROPHOBIA!" he yelled and tried to push her away. And that was how the meeting went on for the rest of the day. All fighting and no solutions or battle plans.
"Colorado get you ass back here!" Alaska yelled and dashed after the overly drunk state.
"MWAHAHAHAHA! YOU OLD FART! YOU CAN'T CATCH ME!" he laughed evilly and ran onto the stage. Little did they know that their enemies were near by...
