Chapter 7:
She lay in bed watching the news coverage with Barbrady. Watching Randy's fall from grace was priceless. She still couldn't believe the town was on her side despite the scandal. In any other city she would be finished. She was stunned when the camera zoomed in on the city council that had walked out on Randy Marsh to support the possibility of his recall. They had remained loyal to her even though they'd seen the graphic photos of her having sex with Barbrady.
All of a sudden she wasn't so embarrassed any more. She felt some of her old spark returning, which Randy Marsh almost distinguished when he threw the photos onto the table for the councillors to see.
There was never anything to worry about. All the fear of exposure was unnecessary. They didn't care about the scandal. People in town supported their relationship and wanted them to be together. She had full support of the council and the police department and her town.
Suddenly she was in the mood for love. After weeks of crippling depression she wanted her husband's touch. She wanted to feel whole again after being broken for so long.
To Barbrady's surprise she was on top of him covering his face with kisses. "M-Mary?" He didn't mind. He returned her kisses with as much passion.
She unbuttoned his shirt and kissed his chest while his hands wandered and explored her body. She moaned with each caress. She didn't realise that it had been so long since she last felt alive.
"Make love to me George!" She wanted him. He was the only one she wanted. After her first husband passed away there was no one else.
As they were making slow tender love noise reverberating from the TV snapped them back into reality. When they emerged from under the blankets to watch the report. Her jaw dropped. On screen Randy Marsh terrorised the crowd with his keytar. He angled it at anyone who was against him – which was almost everyone in town – and hit them with bubblegum and sound waves – he knocked out the police department and the Goth Kids. Pete and Alex were among them.
"Oh my God!" Barbrady's face paled. He was petrified.
"What the fuck?!" She roared. Her face turned bright red with rage. "No one hurts my kids and gets away with it!"
She had to put a stop to it. She couldn't let Randy's murderous rampage continue. She had to get her children away from him.
"I've been a baaaad boy!" Randy smirked at the cameras as they zoomed in on him.
Annie rushed in when she heard all the yelling. "What's going on?"
"That son of a bitch!" She was out of bed. She couldn't let him hurt anyone else. She rushed passed Annie to take a shower.
"Barbrady?" Annie asked with confusion. "What's going on?" he pointed at the TV and her face turned white. Her brother and cousin were in the crowd of people. She couldn't see them anywhere.
When she emerged from the bathroom she was a Mayor again. She dressed in office clothes and freshened up her make-up and styled her hair.
"Mom?" Annie was shocked to see her.
"Randy Marsh will wish he'd never messed with me!" She snapped angrily.
Barbrady was up and dressed in his hula costume. They were going down to City Hall to deal with Randy Marsh. When Annie tried to go with them she made her stay behind.
But, mom!" Annie complained like a child. "I'm a trained combat nurse. I can help!"
"I don't care." She snapped at Annie. "I need you here to look after the little ones."
"I can help." Annie insisted futilely.
"I'm not bringing my babies to a protest packed with rabbling morons. You know what happens when those idiots get riled up!"
"Mom!" She cut Annie off before she could protest further.
"Stay here!" She snapped. "Damn it to Hell if I'm going to let him hurt anyone else in my family with that fucking keytar!"
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At the protest people were riled up. Tensions boiled as rage reached killing edge. Randy "Balthazar" Marsh was on a murderous rampage.
"I've been a baaaad boy!" Randy Bratt screamed at the crowd. He angled his keytar at anyone who dared to approach him. He spat gumballs at protesters who tried to take him out.
"What the fuck Marsh?" Denny Hughes shouted at Randy vehemently. Denny checked his boy over for injuries. Fortunately Dovahkiin only sustained a scratched knee cap and it was nothing serious. "I'll shove that keytar so far up your ass it'll be playing Thriller!"
"The fuck is this shit Marsh?" Her voice thundered through the crowd. She was the last person they were expecting. She hadn't been seen in public since news of the scandal broke.
News reporters took note of her presence at the protest. "Tom it looks as though Former Mayor Mary Kay McDaniels has arrived to clean this shit up."
"Mayor?" People spoke in low whispers. They were relieved to see her. She was the rightful Mayor of South Park.
"Hello Mary." A sinister smirked broadened across Randy's face. "I didn't think you'd be out here since the council saw you naked."
She maintained composure even though she felt sick to her stomach. She wanted to run especially since the council were staring at her. In that moment she went back to the council meeting when she felt naked. It was as though she was exposed in front of the entire town not just a few council members. She wanted to lie down and die, but she couldn't give up. She couldn't let him take it all from her. She couldn't let Randy hurt her children. She couldn't let him hurt anyone else. She was there to take her power back. She was the Mayor of South Park.
"How dare you?!" She roared. "How dare you hurt people and ruin our town?! How dare you shove your PC agenda down our throats?! Why don't you shove your backwards PC propaganda up your ass?!"
"I didn't ruin anything!" Randy retorted angrily. "I'm the best Mayor this town has ever had. I'm doing a better job than you ever did that's for sure!"
She surveyed the angry crowed. Not a single person at the protest showed him any support. All the signs they held up supported her. They wanted Barbrady back, Randy Marsh wasn't their Mayor. South Park had faltered under his leadership and he was delusional to think he'd actually bettered the town along with himself. "How is this doing a better job? Nobody wants you as Mayor. Stop pretending to be something you're not. You're not the Mayor of South Park."
"At least I'm not a backwards slut who can't keep her legs shut!" Randy snapped at her after he was unable to think of a clever retort.
She was taken aback by his comment. The town gasped in horror. She felt degraded in front of everyone. She wanted to run and die. She didn't feel as powerful and as in control as she thought she was. He taunted her and she didn't know how to make the harassment stop.
"I ought to break your fucking legs Marsh!" PC Principal roared. He pushed his way through the crowd and didn't care if he knocked anyone over.
Even though he had the keytar Randy backed away from PC Principal when he approached him with clenched fists and trembled with rage. "The fuck is this I'm hearing about you forcing yourself on a woman?!"
"S-she liked it." Randy stammered fearfully as he tried to look for a way out.
"That shit's not fucking PC Bro!" PC Principal screamed at Randy who shrank away from him. "You can't force yourself on an innocent woman!"
"That woman was me!" She admitted without realising she'd said that out loud. A wave of nausea washed over her as she flushed with embarrassment. She buried her face in her arm. "Oh, God!"
"How about I check your fucking privileges!" PC Principal snarled. "You're a disgrace to the PC community!"
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On the roof of City Hall Toolshed and Callgirl surveyed the protest bellow. Even from their vantage point he could feel tensions boiling over. Things reached critical mass when PC Principal arrived on scene trembling with rage and on a warpath. As soon as he said his father was a disgrace to the PC community and expelled Randy from the PC Chapter in town he started laughing.
No matter what he tried he couldn't contain his hysteria. His hysteria could be heard from the back of the crowd.
"S-Stan?" His father looked around for him. Fortunately he was too stupid to recognise him in his Toolshed costume even though he'd stolen all of his dad's tools to put the costume together.
He laughed until he couldn't breathe and his cheeks hurt. He stopped laughing for a second when his father aimed his keytar at Alex McDaniels and challenged him to a dance fight.
"Dance fight!" Randy screamed at Alex. Randy started with the Achey Breaky Heart routine he'd taught him when he served the OC kids and he had to put a dance troupe together.
"Bring it on asshole!" Alex McDaniels shouted at Randy. To his surprise McDaniels could dance. His break dancing knocked his father to the ground.
"It's getting hot out here!" A random woman in the crowd announced enthusiastically.
Randy tried besting McDaniels with Thriller and a few other Michael Jackson routines, but it didn't work. He backed off with his tail between his legs when he realised he was beaten.
"Take that asshole!" Alex high-fived his fellow officers as they surrounded him. They knew he had good moves and Randy didn't stand a chance.
After watching his father get served by the Mayor's son he agreed to be a double agent and help take Randy out. He couldn't let his dad be Mayor anymore. His hysteria resumed when he noticed his father's wounded pride.
"S-Stan?" Randy called out to him. Randy noticed them on the roof of City Hall. Fortunately he only recognised them as members of The Coon and Friends. "What are you doing? I'm the Mayor help me out here?!"
His dad had to stop. Randy could no longer be in control of South Park. The job rightfully belonged to Mary McDaniels. At least she got shit done.
"Okay, okay!" He giggled. "I'll help take my dad out."
