AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da boox! dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if dumbeldor swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson snap dosent lik harry now is coz hes christianThat is offensive to Christians...myself included! and vampire is a satanist! MCR ROX!Random.
A/N:I wanted to spare you from the last two chapters...they were pointless and Enoby/Ebony finds out that Draco was 'cheating' on her with Vampire/Harry.
I was so mad and sad. I couldn't believe Draco for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I did it with DracoYou are heartbroken9if possible)and you go to a 'romantic' place for you and your ex when it is he who broke your heart?Taralogic..
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with red eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a broomstick! He didn't have a noseYou said that before. (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all black but it was obvious he wasn't gothic. It was... Voldemort!Who else doesn't have a nose?But I know someone who doesn't have a brain!Guess and tell.
"No!" I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted "Imperius!" and I couldn't run away.That wad unexpected.
"Crookshanks!"Umm,Hermione's cat is a spell,or did you have said cat on hand and so you threw the poor cat who did nothing to you at Voldemort? I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I'm a sadist so I stopped.
"Ebony." he yelled. "ThouA 16th century Voldemort,only Tara would come up with that genius...SARCASM. must kill Vampire Potter!"
I thought about Vampire and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like Joel Madden. I remembered that Draco had said I didn't understand, so I thought, what if Draco went out with Vampire before I went out with him and they broke up?*Facepalm*
"No, Voldemort!" I shouted back.
Voldemort gave me a gun. "No! Please!" I begged.
"Thou must!" he yelled. "If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Draco!"It would have been 'if thou dost not'...And end his misery of having to go out with you!
"How did you know?" I asked in a surprised way.
Voldemort got a dude-ur-so-retarded look on his face. "I hath telekinesis."That is the ability to make things fly across the room. he answered cruelly. "And if you doth not kill Vampire, then thou know what will happen to Draco!" he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.Fail.
I was so scared and mad I didn't know what to do. Suddenly Draco came into the woods.
"Draco!" I said. "Hi!"Why the exclamation point?
"Hi." he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between Joel Madden and Gerard Way.
"Are you okay?" I asked.
"No." he answered.
"I'm sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me." I expelledI expell you from Hogwarts..we will not miss you..
"That's okay." he said all depressed and we went back into Hogwarts together making out.I am amazed you can make out and walk at the same time.
