A/N: Lots and lots of days, free time, and work to do, so I plan to get done a lot of fanfics within two weeks. As long as I do not get distracted by other side projects, such as making visual novels, homework, writing fiction, playing video games, and etc. Read Comedy of Errors by SpeakingThroughWrittenWords, it is a hetalia version of the musical, I think.


Vainglory
Canada is stuck in a supposed love triangle with Prussia, and Russia, who are known to be quite dangerous. And as Matthew slowly figures out, both Gilbert, and Ivan, are in it for the wrong reasons.

Second Part
Drop the P in Prussia

Germany slapped down a few papers down onto the table, bringing attention to the time. The world meeting was over at last. There was going to be another one tomorrow in the conference room, again for another three hours to be wasted, the German reminded everybody. That was not how the man worded it, but everyone nevertheless understood.

"How could China be so vigorous?" Lithuania just shrugged at the question. The blond spoke again, this time while painting his nails with purple nail polish. "I mean he's really like, old you know?"

"So I have heard." Canada heard the reply, from the brunette who sat on two seats from his left.

Poland was still going on about the gossip that had something to do with his brother. And that now, China was somehow involved in. Lithuania sat in his seat, listening to what his friend was blabbing about, before he was taken away by the Russian. The Polish man pouted while the Lithuanian followed Russia, along with two other Baltic countries. He focused on finishing his fingers, deciding that he would also do his toes too.

Matthew sat there in his chair, waiting for the Prussian man to leave, before he finally got up and headed out the door. Kumajirou crawled over to where his master had stopped, and began observing alongside him, at a conversation nearby.

"Japan, did you really have sex with America?" North Italy asked, with starry eyes. The Italian tugged onto the sleeve of another country, who blushed at the sudden topic.

Alfred was in that kind of a relationship with the Japanese man? After all, it would made some sense into why Japan would break off their relationship, if America were to go to Russia. But didn't Japan say friendship, not relationship? Unless it was a friendship with benefits. Really, anyone who around Alfred was usually a drama itself, Canada thought.

"I did no such thing." Japan answered in his usual calm, and quiet voice. "Especially not with Jones-san."

"Then who was the one making love to America in the movie?" the boy pondered, when his chestnut brown hair was ruffled by Germany.

"Don't think too hard into it, Italy." the German said, as he took the other two with him to go have some lunch.

Are they talking about what I think they're talking about?! Matthew gasped, his hands clasping against his face in shock.


A/N: Canada is a little slow, or maybe that is what I think of him as, but it's kind of cute.
- Canada is the world's leader in the production of potash and uranium