If there's one thing that can actually keep him in a good mode, aside from facing deadly missions everyday in his life, is spending quality time with his loved ones.

After a long cruise from London to the Bahamas, and after Penfold's injured wrist is healed, he and Penfold wasted no time to get checked in to one of the Bahamas' hotel resorts and finally relax, without any villains or Baron Greenback trying to interrupt their vacation. Yet, being in the Bahamas reminds him so much of his ex-girlfriend, Fifi.

Of course, he couldn't remember the last time he spent quality time with Fifi. The reason they have to part ways and call off the marriage that they've been planning for months since college was because both of their jobs - their dream careers were taking away the majority of their free time together.

Danger Mouse would always have to be alert when a new mission arrives at anytime. Future missions, coming from Colonel K, are very unpredictable. Fifi is one of France's leading fashion designers, but hers is on a very tight schedule thanks to her popularity, so any chance of her and Danger Mouse spending time together is a rarity. They had no choice but to break up.

It was heartbreaking for the both of them to call off the marriage proposal and go on separate paths, but it's probably for the best.

And yet, there's a slight chance that they still have feelings for each other.

"Can we get on to the story already?" Penfold whined. "I don't want this fanfic to become one of those lovey-dovey romantic stories the fanfic writers are so obsessed about!"

Fine. I'll put the romantic aspect aside.

"Oh goody!"

As I was saying, Danger Mouse and Penfold are relaxing at one of the Bahamas' hotel resorts, a day after arriving at the Bahamas. For once there isn't a villain in sight, trying to, you guessed it, take over the world.

"Of course!" M. Bison from the Street Fighter movie cried from out of nowhere.

Hang on a minute! This isn't the Nostalgia Critic review! You can't use that gag here!

Now where was I? Right! Danger Mouse and Penfold are relaxing at one of the Bahamas' hotel resorts, and for once there isn't a villain in sight, trying to take over the world.

"They must be on vacation as well." Penfold said to Danger Mouse.

"From the looks of it, they might as well be." Danger Mouse replied, having been relieved that the aching in his body has been toned down since Raul gave him a massage treatment while on a cruise. "I mean, what sort of people would they be if they turned down a chance to relax on a nice, sunny day like this?"

Penfold notices a spider bullying several tourists by taking all of their money and pinning the hotel workers at gunpoint. "How about an ugly looking spider robbing everyone of their well-earned cash right about now?"

"What?" Danger Mouse turns to where Penfold was looking and at that moment, he gasped.

"Is something wrong, Chief?" Penfold asked Danger Mouse after seeing a scared look on his face.

Danger Mouse couldn't answer as his only good eye is locked onto the spider robbing people of their money and valuables.

I-it couldn't be. He thought.

That spider, gleefully robbing people of their money and pinning them at gunpoint with a sadistic smile on his face, was the spider that robbed the Bank of England, stole the family TV (thankfully, his mom bought a new TV the day after), and ate his father a long time ago. He had thought he seen the last of that spider since that dreadful night. He thought that spider would still be serving time in jail throughout all these years when the police did manage to arrest him shortly a few days after his father's death.

Cor, was he wrong about it.

And he still saw that same, ugly Cockney spider that ate his father and took the family TV. The spider's fur has the ugliest shade of brown anyone has ever saw. He wore a dirty traditional black-and-white stripped burglar shirt, a vomit green neckerchief around his neck and a black beret on his head. From the looks of it, that spider haven't had a bath for months! Because of this, the smell coming out from him is more than enough to knock someone out cold upon taking a whiff.

A few tourists and workers were out cold from being exposed to the spider's bad hygiene.

"Phew! That spider smells horrible!" Penfold cried as he and Danger Mouse cover their noses from the spider's bad hygiene. "When was the last time he had a bath?"

"Oi! I heard that, you pathetic little runt!" the spider yelled at Penfold as he approaches the duo and points the gun at a scared Penfold.

"Don't you dare talk to Penfold like that!" Danger Mouse yelled at the spider while defending a teary-eyed Penfold.

The spider gives Penfold a slight scowl for (rightfully) insulting him earlier, but when he turns to face a slightly pissed-off Danger Mouse, he simply narrows his eyes and gives him a closer look while Danger Moues has to keep himself from breathing the spider's bad hygiene.

"Oi, you're that brat from that family of mice I've robbed years ago!" The spider glared at Danger Mouse who glared at him back. "Your TV stinks by the way! Doesn't have any cable."

"Eh?" a confused Penfold cried.

"And you're that same, slimy, heartless arachnid that killed my father years ago." Danger Mouse replied with an angry tone coming out from his mouth. "Since when did you last have a bath?"

"Stop taking about when I last had a bath!" The spider yelled again. "I have ... priorities to take care of while escaping from the cops."

He notices the spider standing on top of a carpet that leads to one of the hotel pools. This gives him an idea.

"Well why don't you take a swim for a bit, chap?" He tugs the carpet so that it causes the (slightly unaware) spider to trip and fall into a nearby pool, drenching him in cold water and, hopefully, wash away the bad hygiene. "It looks like you needed one badly."

"Cor, good one, Chief!" Penfold laughed at Danger Mouse's joke.

The spider realized too late that he can't swim, leaving the hotel security to get him out of the pool and being taken to police custody a few minutes later.

If neither of them had noticed, the tourists and the workers that haven't been knocked out from the spider's bad hygiene gave both Danger Mouse and Penfold an applaud. Although thanks to his ears, Danger Mouse heard the applaud coming from the other people who witnessed the entire thing.

He turns to Penfold sadly as they retreat to their hotel room. "I'm sorry if this holiday turned out to be a bust again, Penfold."

"Are you kidding, Chief?" Penfold replied happily. "This holiday's been a great one!"

But then he lets out a curious expression. "Er, Chief?"

"Hm?"

"How do you and that spider know each other?" Penfold asked.

Danger Mouse sighed.

"When I was a teenager." Danger Mouse answered. "It all started with the Bank of England, my parents, and the TV ..."