Me: Ahem, well here's chapter 7 and I'm proud to say Evil Cookies has over 1,000 hits! You guys should all pat yourself on the back and you also receive a cookie! (Gives you a cookie) All right so…47 days till volume 8 and here's the results so far!

Seras:2

Anderson:2

Another tie…if you people don't decide soon I will take this into my own hands! (Grabs Cassul out of nowhere) I've got Alucard's gun and I'm not afraid to use it so COME ON AND VOTE!! (Sorry feeling emo at the moment)

Enjoy!

Dove lounged in a couch wearing only a huge pink shirt that went down to her knees. Her beanie was off revealing her ears. She flipped through channels on the TV, finding nothing she skips off to the kitchen for a midnight snack. She opened the freezer finding Alucard crouched in there. "I-I'm n-n-not h-h-here." His teeth clattered as he talked. Dove just raised an eyebrow. "Just hand me the ice cream." She said holding a hand out. Alucard grabbed a nearby tub of ice cream and handed it to Dove. "Thanks." She said slamming the freezer door. "N-n-no problem…" Alucard mumbled behind the door.

Dove enjoyed her giant bowl of rocky road ice cream drowned in chocolate syrup when Seras came in wearing a rather surprisingly skimpy red nightgown. Dove looked up at her from the rim of her bowl. "Where's Alucard?" Seras asked. "Uhhhhhhh…" Dove mumbled, thinking to either protect the frozen vampire or just rat him out. She chose choice #2. "He's in the freezer cause he saw you and wanted to cool off." As Dove said that, in the depths of her mind she could hear Alucard growl. Seras jumped happily and opened the freezer door finding a shaking Alucard. No one could really tell if it was from fear or from the cold. Seras smiled widely and dragged the half-frozen vampire from the freezer. She smirked. "I'll warm you up." She whispered. Dove's ears twitched, hearing what Seras had said. Wow, who knew? Dove thought to her self as she shoveled the remaining ice cream into her mouth.

Anderson came through the window, gasping in surprise at the scene. "I thought you loved me!" He cried. Alucard just looked at both of them while Dove somehow got a bowl of popcorn and watched the scene. "My new favorite TV show!" She exclaimed, her mouth full of popcorn. Robin groggily walked in, wearing a black tank top and black shorts. "What's the racket?" She asked sounding pretty pissed off. She looked up and instantly sat next to Dove and ate the popcorn. Anderson grabbed Alucard's melting hand. "Don't you remember the good times we had?" He asked Seras scowled. "I knew him longer than you did!" She yelled. "At least I'm not a slut!" He yelled back. That did it. Seras let go of Alucard's arm and smashed Anderson to the nearest wall. Alucard took this chance to phase out to safety. Dove and Robin watched the paladin and Draculina brawl.

"I win." Pip said happily, putting his cards down. The other men groaned as Pip dragged the jackpot to him. "Anozer game?" He asked. Just as he asked that, Anderson and Seras crashed through the wall. "I dare you to say that again!" Seras shouted as she grabbed the table nearest table and smashing him on the head with it. "I said you were a SLUT!" He emphasized slut and Seras was just about ready to tear off his head. But instead she tore a leg off. "How do you feel now huh?" She asked holding the leg up like a trophy. Robin came through the hole in the wall with a video camera. Dove came beside her with a bowl of popcorn. Pip just sat at the table-less area, holding his winnings close to him. By this time Seras was strangling Anderson.

Integra sat smoking one of her cigars with a cup of tea near her. Something isn't right, She thought. It's too quiet. As if on queue Anderson and Seras crashed through the wall…again. "You know what you are? You're a friggin priest with a problem with people who are different! You psychotic mofo!" With every word Seras added a punch. Integra's eye twitched when Dove and Robin came with a video camera. Integra slammed her fist on her desk. "What is going on?" She shouted. Everyone froze. Dove raised her hand. Integra sighed. "Yes Dove?" She said. "Well, Seras was getting Alucard out of the freezer to "warm him up" then Anderson crashed through the window and then Seras and Anderson started arguing Anderson called Seras a slut and then she slammed him to a wall and crashed through it she proceeded to beat the hell out of him and then we smashed through your wall." Dove said all in one breath. Integra's eye twitched again. "Robin Dove. Have you found a cure." She hissed, through her clenched teeth. Robin scowled. "We've only been here for one day! You can't expect us to find a cure in one day!" She yelled. Pip popped in. 'Um…iz zis a bad time to ask for a raise?" He asked. Integra snapped and hurled her ashtray at him, hitting him square in the forehead. Integra regained her posture. "Alright, just tell me when you get a breakthrough." She said calmly. "Now go on with your business and Anderson," He looked up from his position. "You are to leave tonight." She finished. Everyone got back to their own business. Robin caressed her camera in a corner. "Youtube…" She whispered, smiling. Dove popping in. "I made brownies…" She said softly. Robin stood up and attacked the plate Dove was holding.

Well here it is! You're starting to learn the personality's of the "experts" and most of the plot is coming together and obviously I like to write about Dove she's just so spontaneous! Please review and vote I got 21(?) reviews out of 1,000 hits.