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Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (and not the clichés either)
Pairing: NaruSasu (and perhaps some others too)
Genre: Romance, Humor (hopefully), Parody and Drama
Summary: Sasuke is so in love with Naruto - his hard-on even poked the dobe's spine... too bad he's socially handicapped. Sasuke now has to go through every cliché in the book to make Naruto his! Help Sasuke on his way to love! Featuring Naruto! Sasuke! With romance! Drama! Parody! and Humor!
Origin of the fan fiction: I started writing this fan fiction two years ago, but lost my inspiration to continue it. Now however, I've gotten more inspiration than I'm able to use, so I've decided to continue writing this fan fiction! I've planned for a total of 22 21 chapters, and it's all based on the ideas I got from you guys back in ´09. But even though I've already planned the whole fiction, you still might be able to get your idea in it! What I want from you, is the stories you hate, the stories you loath, the stories that makes you think; come one, make up something new for fuck's sake! when you see them! I want all the clichés ever written, and those clichés will help Sasuke to get Naruto. Help Sasuke when you still got the chance! I won't guarantee that I'll use your suggestions, but I will try my best!

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A/N July 17th: Pretty fast update, if I do say so myself. I had kind of fun writing this chapter, and Sasuke will have one hell of a time, trying out everything he can think of. Hope you'll like it, and don't forget to review! It's my fuel!

Enjoy!

~Bevino


An Uchiha's Striving

by bevino

Dedicated to CantHelpThisSmile, who thinks that beating someone up will lead to something romantic, to Mikra and Azh Hikari who like bad pick-up lines and to Jokerisdabest who thinks that everyone knows who give a good massage.

The painful way of love


Sasuke woke up way earlier than Naruto the next day. When he first woke up, he remained in the bed for at least twenty minutes, listening to any sound that might confirm that Naruto was up. When none were heard, he slowly got up from his own bed and opened the door carefully, his head the only thing emerging from the opening. Sasuke was met with the usual silence apartment, and he put on a robe before walking out. Naruto was still heavily sleeping on the couch, but his snoring had died down.

The first hour, Sasuke walked around as quiet as he could. Now, this wasn't a problem for him, being a ninja and all, but it was boring as hell. It wasn't like he usually did a lot of stuff in the mornings, but he wasn't used to having someone over and he didn't dare to make a sound in case he woke Naruto up. It was comforting though, hearing Naruto's soft breathing from the living room as he drank a glass of milk in the kitchen. Sometimes Naruto would move, and Sasuke would turn stiff, afraid he was the fault. The whole thing was very different comparing sharing a tent with Naruto. When they were on a mission, they would rise at the same time and continue with whatever they were doing the day before. Today however, both of them were free from duties (at least that was what Sasuke assumed, as he guessed that Naruto wouldn't have gone out drinking the day before a mission), and the sleep-over had taken place in Sasuke's own apartment.

It was almost unreal.

But after an hour, Sasuke was damned tired of sitting and waiting. His fingers drummed the surface of the table in an impatient manner, his head being held up with the other hand. It was almost nine, and he wondered how long Naruto usually slept when he was having a day off. Damn, he had to wake him up.

Stomping into the living room, Sasuke stopped and looked at Naruto for a few moments. Drool was running down on the tan skin, so kissing him awake wasn't really an option in Sasuke's world. He reached for the remote and tossed it hard at Naruto, the battery lid flying open and popping out batteries as it connected with Naruto's head. The effect was immediate; Naruto doubled over and held his head, groaning in a pitiful manner.

"Oww, fuck...what the hell Sasuke?"

"Oh, did I wake you up? Didn't mean to. Want some breakfast?"

It was probably the smell of free bacon that made Naruto forgive Sasuke so easily. Sasuke rarely cooked for himself, so he had decided to treat Naruto in a bakery with a cafeteria down the street. They had made some small talk on their way there, but nothing was said about the day before. Actually, when Sasuke had approached the subject, Naruto had been quick to change the subject. When sitting at the table it was quiet though; both of them were way to busy stuffing food into their mouths. When finished, Sasuke burped into the napkin and Naruto leaned back in the chair, putting his hands behind his neck. Sasuke admired the piece of skin he was presented.

"Thanks, Sasuke. So, what are we going to do today?"

So Naruto was free, and on top of that he wanted to spend time with Sasuke? Sasuke was glad that he still had a napkin to the face, hiding the blush spreading on his cheeks from Naruto. He actually panicked a little, because he had had no time arranging another plan after yesterday's fiasco.

"Want to spar or something?" Naruto asked before he yawned and rubbing his eye with his hand, making a ridiculous face.

Sparring? Oh…OH!

"Yes!" Sasuke accidentally exclaimed loudly. "I mean, yeah, if you want," he added more lowly. Naruto laughed at him and Sasuke's blush grew hotter, but Naruto didn't seem to notice as he drank up the last of his orange juice and left Sasuke to pay for the meal.


When neither of them used their full power, it almost felt as like they were twelve once again, training under Kakashi. They were faster, stronger and more precise now, but this training without using their special powers still made Sasuke feel nostalgic. This raw fighting alone made Sasuke smile, even though he was punched back into a tree. His body had relished sparring with Naruto, and he realized how long it had been since the last time.

He had not forgotten about his personal mission though, and he was determined that he would make Naruto realize his love for Sasuke today. And now he had been given the perfect opportunity; Sasuke was so happy that he almost felt like laughing. This was the best idea he had ever had, and he felt stupid for not using it earlier. If he had, he and Naruto would have been going out for weeks, and probably been fucking with each other a lot.

One of them had to win the spar though, and Sasuke really thought that he should be the one. And then, when he had Naruto pushed down on the ground, leaning over him and stopping Naruto from struggling, he would bend down and kiss the hell out of him while grinding their groins together.

There were absolutely no way that plan could fail, Sasuke though while smirking.

His smirk was wiped off soon though, by a kick in the chin. He never saw the foot coming, and it hurt like hell. He jumped away while brushing his chin slightly to test the pain, and the cursed and could already feel it grow hotter. The next second Sasuke had to fend off a series of attacks coming from Naruto, and he was pushed backwards even further.

Perhaps he should let Naruto win, for once.

That would also work. He would have to drag Naruto down with him, and grind upwards instead of down. But it would work, even if he let Naruto dominate him a little.

Sasuke continued to fight back, but at the same time he blocked Naruto's kicks and hits he let him control the match. Then everything went really fast, and Sasuke came to understand that he had been far closer to loosing than he would've guessed. Naruto's feet swept him off the ground and when he was still in the air the other foot kicked him in the back. Sasuke yelled out and tried to land on his hands but Naruto used his body to push Sasuke down in the ground, landing on top of him with a hard thud.

And there, for a moment, everything was perfect. Naruto's whole body was planted on top of Sasuke's, and Sasuke's thigh was pressed hard into Naruto's crotch. Their chests were pushed together, and Naruto's mouth were hovering right above Sasuke's neck, and he could feel the hot puffs of breath coming from that wonderful mouth that in Sasuke's dreams was incredible soft. Sasuke took the chance and pushed his leg upwards, his thigh touching Naruto's dick even harder through their pants. A drop of sweat from Naruto's forehead landed on Sasuke's cheek, and the last thing he registered was a fist in his face.


When Sasuke woke up and saw the sky, he estimated the time of being unconscious to a couple of minutes. Still, it felt as he had been gone far longer, and his head throbbed painfully. He opened and closed his eyes slowly a couple of times. Naruto was nowhere to be seen, which made Sasuke kind of happy.

He was only slightly embarrassed.

Sasuke put his arms over his eyes, blocking the sun from his eyes, and remained on the ground. After a couple of minutes he could hear Naruto's approaching footsteps, and in the next second water poured down on him. He removed his arms and greeted the cooling feeling in his head, and when it stopped he licked his lips, his tongue searching for water. Another stream of water was poured into his mouth, coming from a closer distance this time. Blinking away the water from his eyes, he looked up and saw Naruto sitting next to him while letting him drink from a newly bought bottle. When finished Sasuke eased himself up and leaned onto his knees. He was feeling slightly better, but the humiliation still remained in his body. Naruto startled him when he began to talk.

"Didn't think I would knock you unconscious, sorry about that. But I really thought you were fighting back!" Sasuke snorted, and tried to brush over what his true intentions had been.

"Of course I was fighting back!" he snapped. "Didn't think you were so fat though, I couldn't push you off." Naruto pushed him in the side, but didn't say anything more. Sasuke watched Naruto's Adam's apple bob up and down as the blond drank more water.

"Damn, you're so hot I'm going to need some more water."

Naruto stopped drinking and slowly looked towards Sasuke.

"Wha?" Sasuke raised his eyebrows.

"What?"

"What did you just say?" Naruto asked. Sasuke tilted his head. Had he said something?

"Yes, you did!" Oh, damn. He'd said that aloud?

"No I didn't."

"Yes, you did. You said that I'm hot!"

Sasuke watched Naruto's expression, but he couldn't read it at all. He could be everything from offended to flattered, but Sasuke didn't dare to see which one. Instead he scoffed and pulled the bottle from Naruto's hands.

"I said that it is so hot. Don't get so fucking full of yourself." In the corner of his eye he saw Naruto continue to look at him, but snorted and turned his head straight ahead. Sasuke sighed in his mind and relaxed a little. He wished he wasn't such a coward. But he was so fucking afraid of being turned down (even though he knew that something like that would never happen, because he was Uchiha Sasuke!). But still, Naruto didn't seem to be going anywhere. It had been awhile since he had spent this much time with Naruto, and he would be damned if he didn't make the best of this opportunity. The empty bottle was tossed in front of Naruto, and when he saw that the blond didn't react he turned his head towards him. Naruto was frowning, and he was rolling his right shoulder.

That actually gave him an idea.

"Damn, my shoulders are killing me." Sasuke squinted at Naruto to see if he would take the bait, but when he didn't Sasuke decided to be more obvious. "Want to give me a massage?" Naruto wrinkled his nose slightly, but gave a nod. Sasuke didn't even care to hide his smirk, and he quickly turned around and gave Naruto access to his back.

Oh, Naruto was so screwed. There was no way in hell he could decline what Sasuke was about to offer. When Naruto rubbed his back, Sasuke would make sure that it sounded like he gave him an orgasm. And who could withstand a moaning Sasuke?

Sasuke shuddered when he felt Naruto put his hands onto his shoulders, and he arched his back slightly when the big hand roamed up and down his back a couple of times. He felt Naruto's fingers tickle his sides a little when they reached a little too close to his belly, but soon they were caressing his upper arms a couple of times before landing on the shoulders again. Actually, this time he hadn't needed to fake the moaning. He couldn't wait for the real rubbing to begin, and when it did he howled.

In pain.

"What is it Sasuke, did it hurt?"

Sasuke sat with his mouth wide open, not sure if he would scream of cry out loud. He pressed his teeth together.

"No, please, continue," he gritted out.

And continue Naruto did. And Sasuke could feel those pointy, rock hard, thumbs pressing underneath his shoulder blades whilst the rest of the fingers dug deep into his shoulders. And the pressure, the pain, it was unbearable. He would rather be fisted dry than getting a massage from Naruto ever again.

He tried to continue with his plan. Sasuke really, really tried. He moaned, but every moan was cut half but a killing pain. He groaned, but it was filled with hurt instead of pleasure. He screamed, but from all the wrong reasons.

And when Naruto's fist connected with the smaller of his back, Sasuke cracked.

"FUCK! DAMN! Don't…..stop! Please!"

"Don't stop?" Naruto asked and continued.

"No, fuck no! Stop!"

"Oh!" Naruto sounded surprised and retreated his hands quickly. Sasuke panted harshly and didn't say another word. Tears threatened to fall down on his cheeks, and every inch on his body seemed to be hurt. "I thought you liked it," Naruto said in a completely oblivious way. Sasuke sobbed once and took a deep breath. "For a moment I actually thought you were having an orgasm. Oh well, it's late now, so I'm off! See you later Sasuke, and thanks for the breakfast!"

Sasuke didn't even have the power to turn around. It had sounded like he what? Damn, he was getting further away, and Sasuke tried to turn around but something in his back snapped and he fell into the grass. Through his tear-filled eyes he could see Naruto's retreating back, and he reached out his arm.

"No, no! Wa…wait! Please…! Da-amn. Naruto! I love you! I lo-o-ve you!" Naruto was completely gone, and Sasuke's arm fell down to the ground. Sasuke let the tears fall, now that he was sure no one would see him. He couldn't feel his back. His face hurt, and his cheek was swollen. And the fucking ground was dirty.

Sasuke sobbed a couple of times before calming down and letting himself pass out from the pain.

One last thought passed through his head before the darkness had taken him over completely.

What fucking kind of sex had Naruto experienced?


To be continued

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