This chapter was hard. I tried to make it good.

'Why are my two best fighters completely insane?' Hiruzen asked himself.

Flashback

"Naruto." Hiruzen said happily "What can I help you with?"

"Well Satsuki and I n getting bored so we decided to go on a vacation." Naruto said.

"Oh? Where will you be going?" Hiruzen asked expecting a to hear the name of a village, or hotel.

"We don't know. We're gonna kill Itachi, collect the bounty, and stay at five star hotels till the money we get from the bounty is gone."Naruto said casually.

"What?" Hiruzen asked.

"We're gonna kill Itachi, collect the bounty, and stay" Naruto began.

Hiruzen cut him off. "Assassination and vacation shouldn't overlap."

"It's going to be more of a capture mission. Satsuki was very adamant about wanting him alive." Naruto said.

"What's she going to do to him." Hiruzen asked getting more and more worried.

"I asked her that to. She only smiled." Naruto said.

"When are you leaving?" Hiruzen asked.

"Right now." Naruto said vanishing.

'A loyal, kind, and disciplined ninja who was willing to die for this village is about to get killed by his sadistic sister and her boyfriend.' Hiruzen thought. 'I shouldn't have let this happen.'

One week later

Naruto and Satsuki had found Itachi. In less than a minute Itachi had lost. Satsuki had her sword to his throat and she asked "Why did you kill our family?"

"To test the limits of my ability." Itachi said.

A silent tear rolled down her cheek "Why did you test the limits of your ability on people who you could have beaten without your sharingan?"

"If you're going to kill me get on with it." Itachi said unable to think of a reason.

Satsuki raised her sword, but Naruto cut in.

"Wait he's avoiding the question."

'Crap.' Itachi thought then said. "Hurry up and kill me."

"Itachi you were never homicidle." Naruto said. "Tell me why you killed every one you cared about, and I won't let Satsuki torture you."

"There's nothing to tell." Itachi said.

"Satsuki lets take him to Inoichi." Naruto said.

"What?" Itachi asked obviously terrified.

"Why?" Satsuki asked.

"The thought of dying didn't scare him, but when I mentioned interrogation he panicked." Naruto said.

Itachi pulled out a kunai and tried to stab himself, but Naruto caught his wrist.

"What are you hiding?" Naruto asked.

"Naruto we don't need Inoichi. I can use my sharingan to get any information he has." Satsuki said.

"Not if I use mine." Itachi said.

"Good idea. I'll give you chakra. You will be able to keep yours active longer." Naruto said.

Satsuki started trying to enter his mind. After a few hours Itachi's sharingan finally deactivated.

"He kept his sharingan active along time. He must be super desperate to keep this secret." Naruto said.

After a few minutes of searching her brothers mind Satsuki started crying. "Naruto take me back to the village."

"Wait. Weren't we going to kill itachi?" Naruto asked completely unaware of what she had just learned.

"No we're gonna destroy the village." Satsuki said still crying but now radiating a murderous vibe.

"Why?" Naruto asked.

"Because they ordered Itachi to kill them." Satsuki said.

Naruto paused for a few seconds trying to put things together "That would give Itachi a reason to kill his clan." Naruto said. "But why would the village want to lose its strongest clan?"

"Take me back. I'll kill them all!" Satsuki screamed.

"Please don't destroy my village." Itachi whispered.

"The village destroyed our family." Satsuki said.

"No. Danzo destroyed your family. I destroyed our family. The village had nothing to do with it." Itachi said.

"Let's go kill Danzo, and explain what happened to the village." Naruto said.

"No. Lord Hokage would have to step down." Itachi said.

"So?" Naruto asked.

"He is a good man." Itachi said.

"He asked a thirteen year old to commit genocide on his entire clan." Naruto said.

"To avoid a civil war." Itachi said. "And besides genocide was Danzo's idea."

"So would you be ok with Danzo, Koharu, and Homura dying?" Naruto asked.

"No." Itachi said.

"Itachi someone is going to die." Naruto said.

"Why?" Itachi asked.

"Because Satsuki is going to kill someone, and if you make her wait she will probably end up killing more people." Naruto explained.

"Satsuki. Please wait till the Hokage dies. Then you can let the village know what really happened." Itachi said.

"Why wait." Satsuki asked

"It will be better for everyone." Itachi said. "The new Hokage will get to improve there reputation by giving justice to the dead uchiha, you'll be older so people will be more likely to believe you, and I'll be dead so they won't get to execute me."

"Why will you be dead." Naruto asked.

"I have a terminal illness. The only person I can think of who could heal it is Tsunade Senju, and she wouldn't hesitate to kill a rouge shinobi who wiped out his clan." Itachi said.

"We'll tell her your identity has to remain secret. We'll cover your head and pay her well to not ask questions." Naruto said. "I'll find her." Naruto created a few thousand clones, and they all hiraishined away.

"Now let's get Itachi to a hotel." Satsuki said. "He looks like he might die if we don't take care of him."

Meanwhile at a casino Naruto asked a drunk Tsunade to perform a surgery.

"Kid you would have to pay me." Tsunade said.

"Will fifty thousand cut it?" Naruto asked.

"That would be plenty, but where would a rugrat like you get that kind of cash?" Tsunade asked.

The clone hiraishined away and came back with a brief case full of cash. "When will you be ready to perform the surgery?" Naruto asked.

"Right now." Tsunade said getting up and staggering.

"How bout tomorrow morning once you're sober. I'll get you outside this casino at nine." Naruto said.

"Ok." Tsunade said.

"Be sober." Naruto said firmly.

"Alright alright." Tsunade said.

"If you don't fix him I won't pay you." Naruto said hiraishining away.

The next morning Tsunade began operating on Itachi. After the surgery Tsunade demanded the money. On their way out Naruto heard shizune telling Tsunade she should use the money to pay off her debts instead of gambling.

Now my brother didn't wipe out my family so I can't comprehend those emotions. I probably didn't do a good job portraying those emotions, but I don't have a beta so I had no help. If someone thinks it needs to be better they can help me go over it one more time. If you're all ok with my crappy writing I'll leave it as is.