Yesyes, sue me for not updating. Not my fault my school has been trying to kill me.

Anyways, ON WITH THE OPERA!!!

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Act One, Scene 4: In the throne room.

Cast: Rush Sykes, David Nassau, Emma HoneywelI, Torgal Kittiekins (ahem. This completely false. ) Blocter Tackytail and Pagus Toadstool.

Rush: I'm going to find my sister, and I don't care whether you guys wanna help me, or not! Yeah! I'm gonna, like, totally march out there, with my oversized Irina's sawblade/sword, and hack Irina's captors into little bite-sized pieces! Like, now! On my own! In the...big...warring...dangerous world. All alone. Yeah! Haha. Yup, totally. Alone.

David: Okay! Ganbatte, Rush!

Rush: ...

5 minutes later...

Rush (who is now bruised, close to death, and gasping): Whydya call me back Dave? I was...totally close to finding Irina!

David: Really? Where?

Rush:....um...not in ...Athlum? Heh heh...

(Four Generals and Dave sweatdrop)

Rush: Alright! I admit. I suck! I can't find my sister!

David: That's alright, Rush. As a friend with the power of a Marquis, I shall stand by you and help you find your sister!

Rush: Really?

David smiles, and nods to Blocter. Blocter grins, and flicks a light switch off. All the lights go off, only leaving Rush in a dim light in the middle of the room.

Then, the lights flicker on, but only focusing on David, who is now standing on top of the raised platform, holding a microphone.

Rush: (is stunned)

Somewhere, an electric guitar strums.

David: We are the lazy generation

No more standing out in line...

So good at wasting out time!

Rush: Are you talking about how I wasted my time looking for Irina?

Lights flicker on, and reveal Emma at a set of cool drums, and Blocter and Torgal with electric guitars, and Pagus at a keyboard.

David, jumping up and down: We are the lazy generation,

We are the lazy generation,

We are the lazy generation...

All (except Rush) : NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!

David, hops to Emma's side: We are the lazy generation

We are the lazy generation, (jumps to Blocter's side)

We are the lazy generation

All: NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!

Emma: Stand up and shout!

And we'll be there for you!

All: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, LET'S GO!!!

Emma: We are the lazy generation

They call us the awesome mutations du-uh!!!

Don't you dare die on us now!

Nothing you do seems to matter now.

With the Marquis like a silver platter, SPARKLES!!!!

Rush: Dave sounds like a certain book character Irina's nuts about...some Edwardo Culleno doofus Sparkle pants. Ew.

Torgal: Yeah you know just where we stand!

Stand up and shout, and we'll be there for you!

All, including Rush, getting into the beat of the music: Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, let's GOOOO!!!

Rush: Stand up and shout!

And we'll be there for you!

All: hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, LET'S GOOO!!!

David, now walking down the steps toward Rush, who is dancing with Emma, and Torgal and Blocter playing the guitars and shaking next to out hero (thats Rush, not Dave, no matter how much you want him to be): We are the lazy generation,

We are the lazy generation,

We are the lazy generation

NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!

Rush grins at Dave, who is dancing on the platform with the microphone stand like a cool rockstar.

Rush: We are the lazy generation,

We are the lazy generation,

We are the lazy generation

NOW! NOW! NOW! NOW!

The four Generals play their instruments, while grooving. David dances about, in a circle around Rush, while Rush dances on the spot. He seems to have forgotten all the original bits about his sister having been kidnapped by Hermeien. Actually he hasn't any clue it's Hermeien yet, but you do. Unless you haven't reached that bit in the game. But it's kinda obvious, don't you think?

Emma does a fancy beat on the drums, signalling the continue of the singing portion of the song.

David: So STAND UP AND SHOUT,

and we'll be there for you!

Everyone: Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, LETS GO!!!!

David: Stand up and shout,

and we'll be there for you!

Everyone: Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey, LETS GOOO!!!

WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION!

WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION!

WE ARE THE LAZY GENERATION

NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW...

Rush: NOW!

Blocter bends back slightly and finishes the song with a chord.

Everyone throws their instruments backstage. A cat's screeches go unnoticed.

Rush: That was awesome, Dave! What's that song called?

(Everyone sweatdrops. Apparently, he was not paying attention)

David: The Lazy Generation, by the F-Ups. Torgal edited it specially for you, because the original goes "you can stand and shout, we won't be there for you!" But we're quite the opposite, you think?

He assumes a very royal pose.

David: Stand up and shout...

David and Emma, and Torgal, and Pagus: and we'll be there for you!!!

Rush: ...(wipes eyes with a hanky)...thanks, guys!

And then they all lived happily ever after...putting aside the bits where they fight the bad guys, nearly get killed and Irina destroys the whole place. Yup, totally happy.

The End.

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I heard that the song actually has the eff word somewhere around, but this version doesn't. It came from this Xbox game, Burnout 3 takedown, and this was the theme song. I sometimes wish Last Remnant had a theme song. If you played Tales of Vesperia, which was my previous obsession, the theme song was Ring a Bell by Bonnie Pink. It's a beautiful song, because it totally supports a straight pairing in the game! WOO HOO!!! YuriXEstelle FOREVER!!!

Oh dear, I suppose I should take the fangirlling to the right game.

DAVEXEMMY FOREVER!!! XD

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