He is a SHE!

Ladey Heartly

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Summary: Itachi is the cocky son of a very rich family; his parents wanted him to get married so they always set him on a blind date, so he can choose at the girls. However, Itachi certainly does not want to get married despite his family's requests so to stop his family for marrying off: he decides to hire Naruto as a false "lover" so that he can escape the blind dates arranged by his parents. – But little did Itachi know that Naruto is actually a SHE.


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Bold Letters- Normal Conversation

Bold and Italic words- Itachi's conscience and him talking

Non-bold italics- Sasuke, Yuu and Mikoto's thoughts


Announcement:

Thank you to those people who helped me to made up my mind and I want you to know that this story will remain ItaNaru Pairing. I would not mention the names of the other people who message me and want me to change the pairing.

Vitwo- yeah I know it is short but I will try to make this chapter longer ;)
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Mad Monki- actually me too…(Grin) 'lip virginity' idea just come up on my head and I had to write it.

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Disclaimer: Man do I have to do this? (Sighed) oh well if I own Itachi? I will keep him inside my room! understand? But I do own Yuu and Luigi because they are my OC.;


Chapter Seven

The Rival Comes

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I can't really believe this is happening." Fugaku said cupping his chin face wearing a very serious expression. Thinking how and why the hell his older child was turned into a gay without even him knowing it. "This is not happening this is not happening! This is not happening!"Mikoto thought mentallyas she tried hard to forget about what happened last night.

Mikoto turned to look at her husband, "Fugaku what should we do? I cannot really believe this…on what Itachi did, was a big surprise to us what about our dreams having a cute little Itachi junior from him!" Mikoto whine childishly eyes showing sadness and tears streaming down her face animatedly.

Fugaku sweat dropped looking at his wife, "I really don't know too Mikoto."


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"So what are you feeling now?" Sasuke asked his brother they were currently on Itachi's pad deciding that they should hang out on his place to talk about their plan. Itachi turned to look at Sasuke rolling his body to face his brother who was seating right next to him at his bed, "You know Sasuke this is weird…are you really sure Naruto is a guy?"

Sasuke paled with this gulping really hard why the hell his brother asking this all of the sudden? Did Naru told him about the truth? "Wh— why?" Sasuke stuttered

DAMN UCHIHA'S NEVER STUTTERED!

Itachi cup his chin, "Uh well I just kindda feel it…so what do you think?" he said looking at his brother. Sasuke shrug his shoulders reaching for his beer at the nightstand before deciding to answer his brother.

"You know the last time I checked on Naruto? He was a man…" Sasuke said making Itachi slightly felt something inside him clench narrowing his eyes he look at his obviously nervous brother, "Do I heard it right you checked on him what do you mean by that? Are you—?" Itachi asked suspiciously

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"Maybe this, little brother of mine has this secret relationship with Naruto! Oh my, he was seeing a mental image of them already Sasuke atop of Naruto doing sexual things!"Itachi shook his head animatedly erasing the dirty thoughts on his head. How could they possibly have sex they are both guys for god sakes! Yeah that is right YOU STUPID ITACHI!—

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"No they can Itachi by doing—!"

"Eh! Stop…I don't wanna hear you!!!!" Itachi said mentally

"No, you have to hear me Itachi they can if they do—"

"SHUT UP! Who are you by the way?"

"You're conscience Itachi so be prepare now!!

"Eh…"

"Oi, Aniki what's wrong with you?" Sasuke asked irritably he hated being, ignored because he was not used to being ignored. Itachi blink twice looking at his younger brother animatedly, "Oh sorry my bad I was thinking." Now it was Sasuke's turn to blink, "Eh, Aniki your saying— sorry? Are you okay? Did you eating something that makes you sick?" Sasuke said teasingly making Itachi blush in anger, "Shut up Sasuke!"

"Yeah yeah brother I'll stop…" Sasuke said still wearing the teasing smirk.

"Okay then let's go out and look around outside." Itachi said still fuming with anger as he march down the hallway.

"Hey wait Aniki!" Sasuke said following behind

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"You Baka!"

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"What's wrong with you Oneechan!" Yuu said annoyed that her older sister just screamed. Naru twitched two fist clenched on her sides, "What do you think I am Yuu? You're bodyguard?! You said it yourself that your old enough to take care of yourself so why now need me?!" the blonde-haired girl said irritably over the phone how could her younger sister made her guilty! She was the one who said that she stay away from her and now she was pleading me to come for her aid and what's with the rush?

"Oneechan…" Naru heard Yuu sighed at the other line "If you want me to be the cover of the television news saying 'A cute girl being killed by suffocating stalker who follow the girl everywhere she go and serenade her nonstop ' then it's your fault!" Yuu said as she cut the line.

Naru glaring at the small device on her hand literally gripping on it, "YUU NO BAKA!!!"

(A/N: Yuu is my OC she was playing Naru's spoiled younger sister…question about her appearance? She has short red-hair (from her mother) and a pair of blue eyes (Father) Yuu was really feminine and beautiful like her sister so too many guys wants her and courting her )


"Can you stop following me or I will call the police" Yuu said irritably she really wants to stomp this silly-idiotic ape-man from following her like a lost puppy who was looking for its mother. "Stop following me I already have a boyfriend so back off!" Yuu said angrily looking up on Luigi her stalker ever since her junior high. "Liar Yuu I know you don't have a boy friend I research about you!" Luigi whined making Yuu shiver, "This guy is really scary!"

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"Oi, YUU!"

Suddenly, Yuu felt relieve when she heard a familiar voice …her salvation has come!

"Oh hey honey, come here!" Yuu said sweetly as she walks towards her sister NARU… hugging her arms. Naru felt something's up, "What's wrong Yuu…you are in trouble again?" Naru asked worriedly ignoring the fuming man behind them. "Oneechan, you have to save me from that ape-man! he was really scary! And don't mess this up I already told him that you're my boyfriend!" Yuu whispered to her sister. "What!" Naru shouted

"Ssh!!! Keep quite don't worry I'll pay you later so please save me!" Naru snorted at her sister she knows the money that she will pay to her is the money that she will give to her later. "Yeah right I was always saving your butt and always getting into trouble because of you!"

"Just do it!" Yuu demanded

Naru grinned, "Okay then let's start our little show!" She said wrapping her arm over her sister's shoulder. "You, How dare you touch my Yuu-chan like that!" Luigi said accusingly pointing his finger on Naru. While Naru just raised her eyebrows, "Who's this honey? Is this guy bugging you?"

Yuu nodded as she hug her sister's arm tightly on her side frowning, "Yeah, he was always bugging me…and he said I was a liar when I told him that I already have a boyfriend…" Yuu said as she pouted cutely.

Naru glared at Luigi, "Who are you to say those things to my girlfriend!"

Luigi gasped, "No you're not her girlfriend! Your lying!!! I…I challenge you for my Yuu-himesama's love!!!" Luigi said with determination

Naru's eyes turn like this U_U, oh hi— hime-sama?!!! She nearly laugh on the title but her little sister pinch her sides, Naru glared at Yuu, "What's wrong hime-sama?!"

Yuu just give her a shut-up-and-just-do-your-work look!

"I challenge you to a duel of love for himesama!!!!" Luigi said aloud-getting attention from the bystanders.

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"Geez, what's going to happen now? This was not suppose to happen!!! Grr!!!"

"Look dude, you know this is senseless…just stop this and go home" Naru said sternly giving the poor man her dangerous glare but it seems like her emitting dark aura is not enough to scared the boy off…this new dude is really determine to win her sisters love.

"No, I won't give up without a fight!" Luigi said persistently

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"Yeah, he was right why you don't accept the challenge that he was telling you" a very familiar voice said from the back making Naru turn to her back…seeing the two Uchiha's one is smirking to her and the other one was emitting a dark aura from his back. Naru gulped really hard

"Uh, oh Trouble…"


TBC


This is over 2000 words and I was thankful that I finished it in one night writing it 2 hours straight. By the way this fic and the pairing will stay at ITANARU maybe it will be implied by little SasuNaru… oh well (Sighed) Sorry for bothering you on such silly things…for making everyone vote and everything! Gomene!!

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