ZalGhoul- Wait, another saga? You just finished one about ponies!
Duperghoul- Oh, don't worry, it's not all at once. It's a different format; new chapters to the saga every so often! Anyway, this chapter is Ghost Sally's reaction to some 'lost episode' creepypastas! Today's battle is brought to you be my latest rap battle on my account.. which is a cartoon channel free for all.
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EPISODE 07: Nick's missing Hour
A few days later, Ghost Sally was in her room. She sat innocently on he bed, as she was watching he favorite show, 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'. She smiled as she saw Fluttershy taming Discord. Sally hugged her Fluttershy doll close to her heart.
A few minutes the show ended. Ghost Sally then moaned once she saw what was coming up next.
The theme song of 'The Littlest Pet Shop' started to play.
"Nope," Ghost Sally stated.
The ghost then stepped off her bed and rushed up to the small TV. She quickly changed the channel. She wanted to watch some Saturday morning cartoons, as she kept on flipping through the channels. She then stop once she saw a strange new show.
"What's this," Sally whispered.
The ghost sat down on her bed, as she watched the show. It was on Nickelodeon, and it had some type of apple with eyes on a stick.
"See you later kids," Happy Appy winked.
The show ended, before the next show in the line up quickly aired.
The cartoon was about 2 rabbits, one brother and one older sister. She recognized it as 'Max and Ruby'. She smiled, because Max was her favorite, then again he was everyone's.
She then gasped at the episode's name, '0004: R.I.P. MOMMY AND DADDY'.
The episode started off, just like the lost episode. Max and Ruby were faceless as they stood over their parents gravestones.
Sally just shrugged it off as an animation error, before the episode cut to the next scene.
Sally Ghost then began to cry at the scene. The rabbit Max has just committed, with his sister Ruby watching.
Through the episode, Sally was really disturbed by the empty eye sockets on the rabbits. It soon was over, leaving Ghost Sally frozen in shock. She hugged her Fluttershy doll for comfort, as the next show began to air.
She smiled once she saw Steve from 'Blues Clues', even if he was animated. He stuck his out a broken window.
"Hey out there! It's me Steve! Have you seen Blue, my puppy?"
She was expecting Blue to run into the dog house, but instead she ran towards the backyard.
The episode continued, and a knife appeared on the screen. Sally covered her eyes with both hands. She could hear Steve's cries for pain, but she didn't want to open her eyes.
What was on the screen sounded to horrible to watch. Soon she heard the screams come to a stop.
Ghost Sally released her hands from her eyes and gasped. She saw the animated Steve dead on the floor, with blood all over his body.
She then started to cry so loudly, it shook the house. This gone on throughout the entire commercial break.
Ghost Sally quickly cheered up as soon a the theme song to 'Spongebob Squarepants', began to play. She couldn't wait to see what Patrick would do in this episode.
"Are you ready kids," Patchy the pirate said from the TV.
"Aye Aye, Captain," Sally laughed, almost forgetting about what she just saw.
"I can't hear you," Patchy the pirate replied.
"Aye Aye, Captain," Ghost Sally shouted.
"Shut up, some of us are trying to sleep in," Will Grossman shouted from another room.
Her smile quickly turned into a frown once she read the episode title, 'Squidward's Suicide'.
Everyone went normal, all the way up to Squidward sitting in an ally, after being thrown out of his own clarinet concert.
"Do it, just do it," Squidward mumbled.
When the graphic images of children appeared, Sally was unfazed. She felt like she was once in the same place as the children in the subliminal messages.
Ghost Sally then gasped as Squidward placed the gun in his mouth and, well you know.
The show ended and Sally still looked shocked and shed a few tears.
"Nickelodeon really has gone down hill," Sally cried.
"At least these shows are better than fart jokes," Laughing Jack said.
Ghost Sally turned her head and smile at Laughing Jack, who was standing in her door frame.
"Yeah true," Sally said.
Laughing Jack entered her bedroom and walked up to her bed. He had a frown on his face.
"I mean, there isn't one show on Nickelodeon that doesn't have a fart joke, now," Laughing Jack ranted.
"Right, whatever happened to humor without toilet jokes," Ghost Sally sighed.
"At least our little ponies would never do that," Sally whispered.
Sally thought to herself, before turning to Laughing Jack.
"Yeah, but at least it's not as disgusting as the 'Invader Zim' organ episode," Sally sighed.
"You watched that," Jack said looking confused.
"There was nothng on, and let me tell you, after the 1 minutes, there was vomit everywhere," Ghost Sally sighed looking at the ground.
"My thoughts exactly. Who would ever want to watch the absolute bull-," Laughing Jack started.
"Crap," Laughing Jack whispered as he farted.
Laughing Jack and Ghost Sally blushed a little at the fart, which sounded a bit like when you squeeze a rubber duck.
Then the 'Ren and Stimpy' theme song began to play. The two turned to the television and began to watch.
"What the heck is this show," Ghost Sally asked.
"That's Ren and Stimpy, a classic show from the 90's," Laughing Jack explained.
After the theme song, the title screen had Stimpy cropped out.
After Ren silently grabbed the mail, and began reading it, Stimpy came in the room.
Ren turned to his friend with anger and started to beat him up.
"Never saw this episode," Laughing Jack commented.
In the next scene, Ren began to beat up Stimpy at the breakfast ttable.
"Yeah, I think the show would actually do that," Jack stated.
Sally turned to him while Ren was beating the crap out of Stimpy.
"How come," Sally asked.
Laughing Jack began to answer without even looking at her. "You see, in one episode Ren got so angry at Stimpy, because of fan mail. You know, his rage broke out on Stimpy."
Once Sally turned her head back to the television, Ren was sitting in his chair reading the newspaper, with Stimpy's dead body on his side.
The show then ended.
"Yeah, I think this episode was intended to air on 'Ren & Stimpy's Adult Party Cartoon' instead of the child version of the show," Laughing Jack said as the credits rolled.
Then Happy Appy appeared in front of the television screen. He seemed to be grinning at the two pastas.
"Hey kids, today we are learning how to survive if a plane crashes into your house," the apple smiled.
"I think I've had enough of Nickelodeon," Ghost Sally sighed.
She stood up and ran towards her TV. She switched it off before the Happy Appy theme song played. The ghost seemed to be crying.
"My chldhood, ruined," she cried.
"Want to watch Charley and the Chocolate the factory," Laughing Jack asked.
"The Tim Burton one," Sally sniffled starting at the clown.
"Heck yeah," Laughing Jack smirked.
"Then let's do it," Ghost Sally said as she walked over to him.
She whipped away her tears, as Jack led her towards the living room.
SAGA CONTINUATION HINT: Cast of Candle Cove gets their own chapter...
NEXT WEEK HINT: 'HO HO HO, I'M COMING FOR YOU!'
Duperghoul- Credit to TheMysteriousEnter for some references, like Inzader Zim and Ren and Stimpy. Jokes on you, my childhood wasn't ruined. I was a Cartoon Network kid, instead.
ZalGhoul- Let me guess, now your more into the Hub?
Duperghoul- Nope! It's 'Discovery Family', now remember?
ZalGhoul- WHATEVER! At least there wasn't a song this time
Duperghoul- Not every chapter needs a song! Unless you want me to place in the theme songs from each show as filler, but I won't. Wait, I made a JackXSally fanfic on 'Nightmare before Christmas', and on this series, Laughing Jack is Ghost Sally's father figure. Coincidence? I think not! Oh, I'll only mention other lost episodes!
As usual, voice actor are from their own shows, but...
Happy Appy- Alexander Gould (known as Nemo, at least in the original movie)
If he only had two lines, why did I bother with the voice?
