ON THE PREVIOUS EPISODE OF HELL'S KITCHEN

"This never happened, yes?" Chef Ramsay shook his head.

"Well, Ok." Noel shrugged.

AND NOW FOR THE CONTINUATION OF HELL'S KITCHEN

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"Shut the fuck up, Bang! Christ!" Ragna shoved Bang out of the way as he walked into the storage closet.

"B-BUT RAGNA! I-" Before he could finish his sentence, Ragna cut him off.

"One out of fucking seventy. Jin sucked dicks too, but at least he hit twenty-percent! How fucking unreliable can you be!? I just don't want to fucking see you right now!" Ragna grabbed a pair of gloves and the toilet scrubber before he set off to the bathrooms, leaving Bang with the rest of the gang.

"B-But why is NOBODY mad at Hazama!? He failed us too!" Bang pointed his finger at Hazama, longing for any way to shift the blame.

"HYAYAAHAHAHA! So what, I failed you by TRUSTING YOU? I'M SORRY, YOU USELESS SACK OF SHIT! Guess I won't be doing that anytime soon, yeah!?"

"Y-You scoundrel!" Bang flinched.

"You don't get it do you? None of you fucking get it! Only ONE is winning this restaurant, and that's ME! YAHAHAHA!" Hazama picked up a mop and tilted his fedora, smiling as he left to do the rest of his work. The rest of the men weren't in the mood to retort.

"B-But!" Bang looked around as the rest of the men glared at him.

"Hmph. You failed. I failed. There's no excuse to make…just work to do." Jin shook his head as he picked up the vacuum cleaner and left the room.

"And to think I ever thought you and I could be rivals…What a letdown. " Azrael walked past Bang, not looking at him, as he got what he needed to clean up his part of the dorm.

"A-Amane…" The only sensitive man, Bang thought. Surely he…

"I'm sorry, Bang…But they're right. To think of all the shrimp that got wasted because you can never calm down…I'm sorry. I just don't want to talk right now." Amane picked up the window cleaning solution and left Bang all to himself.

Bang didn't move; he just stared at the closet. The roles had all been picked already; they didn't need him to clean. They didn't need him…at all, did they?

*Interview with Bang*

"I…I failed. I failed my team…I failed the shrimp…I failed Ikaruga…I failed…I failed myself…" Bang didn't look at the camera, his face hung low, his arms wiped the tears forming over his eyes.

"And now, I've lost more than the challenge…I lost their trust…my confidence…I….." Bang sobbed into his arm.

*End of Interview*

"Man, I bet the girls are having so much fucking fun right now." Ragna sulked as he scrubbed the toilet.

"Shut up and let's get this done with alright? I'm already ruining my nails." Amane pleaded as he sprayed the windows with cleaning solution.

"We have to win tonight's service…We have to!" Ragna scrubbed the toilet furiously.

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"Oh man, that was the best sushi!" Noel skipped into the kitchen, with Bullet nodding at her comment. The men were serious, and not in the mood to even pay attention to her.

"Oh my, I think we should leave them alone." Litchi shrugged and left to prep her station.

"I'll go put on my bitch mask, I'll…um…see…you guys later." Tsubaki hung her head as she walked towards the managing rooms.

"Very well then, after such a wonderful evening, I believe there is nothing to fear of tonight's service." Rachel walked gracefully to her station, and began peeling potatoes.

"Oh hell fucking no, Rachel! I got the potatoes. Go actually DO something this time!" Taking away the knife from Rachel's hand, Kokonoe began peeling potatoes at a swift pace.

"Hmph! How rude." Rachel walked away, looking for other tasks to occupy her mind.

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Kitchen prepped, and teams ready, Chef Ramsay walked into the kitchen.

"Alright then. Last service turned out alright, let's make this one an even better one, yes!?" Chef Ramsay shouted at the remaining contestants.

"YES CHEF!" The shouting sounded dim. Bang's usual energy was missing from the chorus.

"Jean Phillipe!" Chef Ramsay clapped his hands, and Jean Phillipe warped next to Chef Ramsay with a cup of tea.

"B-Bloody hell, Phillipe!? What the fuck!?" Chef Ramsay shook his head as Valkenhayn warped next to Phillipe.

"Just a few tricks of the trade, Chef." Valkenhayn grinned, and Chef Ramsay rolled his eyes. He had no time to give a fuck about physics.

"Well fuck me, whatever. Open Hell's Kitchen!" Chef Ramsay shouted and, with a 'yes, chef!' Phillipe opened the doors.

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Several guests had already entered the restaurant, and the first tickets were flying in. The men were ready to prove the challenge was just a fluke. Meanwhile, the women were ready to prove this was the start of their reign of terror.

"Three scallops, One Risotto! Get moving men!"

"YES, CHEF!"

"Two caviar stuffed eggs, one lobster spaghetti! Come on, women!"

"YES, CHEF!"

The orders raining in, both teams began working to bring their first appetizers to the plate.

"How long for the scallops!" Bang shouted out.

No response.

"Guys? How long for the scallops!?" After a second time, it was clear he was being ignored. Amane realized what was going on. And, perhaps out of the pity in his heart…!

"Jin, how long for scallops?" Amane shouted out while looking at Bang.

"Two minutes." Without another word, Jin kept searing his share of the tickets.

Bang looked at Amane, and his eyes got teary with gratitude.

"AMANE-DONO! For the strength your kindness has given me, I…!" Bang began glowing yellow, and music started playing out of nowhere.

'BANG, BANG BANG BANG!'

"What the fuck?" Chef Ramsay turned around to find the kitchen glowing in radiant gold.

"SHISHIGAMI NINPO, FORBIDDEN ART! FU-RIN-KA-ZAAAAAAAAA-"

"BANG! Leave the fucking opera for the night and COOK!" Chef Ramsay shouted as he stared at the scene in disbelief.

"YES CHEF!" His strength renewed, Bang teleported to finish the Risotto that was to leave with Jin's scallops.

"Risotto's ready, Chef!" Bang moved towards the table with amazing speed and left his risotto just as Jin left his scallops. Chef Ramsay tasted it and…

"BANG!" A shout pierced the blue kitchen, muting Bang's theme song.

"C-CHEF!?"

"Fucking excellent risotto, yes? Please keep it up!" Bang let out a yee-haw as he jumped back to his station.

'BANG BANG BANG BAAAAAA-'

"And cut the donkey shit! It's the first fucking ticket you DICKFACE!" Despite the insults, Bang was fired up; nothing was able to stop him! …But he turned off the music lest he get kicked out.

"JIN! These scallops are fucking overcooked, what's with you and fucking meat!? DON'T YOU DARE OVERCOOK THEM AGAIN!" Chef Ramsay threw the scallops in the bin.

"Yes, chef." Jin put a new pair of scallops in the pan, as Azrael chuckled.

"Heh, Bang! So you finally show your strength!" Azrael grinned as he delicatedly placed an ornamental leaf on his risotto.

"Azrael! I shall not be defeated!" Bang grinned as he worked on firing up some spaghetti. Amane smiled, seeing that Bang was back into his team's good graces.

"AMANE! YOU BRUNG ME LOBSTER SPAGHETTI…WITHOUT LOBSTER!" Chef Ramsay kicked the bin, sending it flying throughout the room and ricocheting with the walls…before landing in the spot it was in all along.

"Y-YES CHEF, SORRY CHEF!" Amane ran to fix his mistake. Perhaps he has been paying too much attention to Bang…

"Jeez, what's with everyone today?" Ragna worked on some appetizers of his own. But secretly, he was happy to see Bang not sucking for once.

"Fucking noisy shitheads." Hazama's smile was fading as he worked on his plates. Bang's noise was distracting him, which was never a good thing.

"HAZAMA! This risotto is UNDERCOOKED! START OVER!" Hazama flinched at Chef Ramsay's words. It was the first dish he'd had sent back, and it was all because of some retarded gorilla's shouting.

"Fucking piece of shit!" Hazama mumbled under his breath. This wasn't going to stay this way.

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"Litchi! Excellent scallops, as always!" Litchi thanked the Chef, shooting Kokonoe a victorious smirk. Kokonoe frowned, she wasn't having any of that shit.

"Kokonoe, great risotto!" Kokonoe stuck out her tongue at Litchi.

"RACHEL! What the FUCK is this spaghetti? Do I have to bring Ragna to cook it for you!?" Rachel flinched. How could she mess up pasta?

"N-No chef, I'll fix it chef!" Running back to the station, Rachel hurried to get another spaghetti ready.

"Fucking excellent job, all of you! We're already into entrees!" Chef Ramsay said with a grin of satisfaction. By the heavens, could this season be finally full of competent chefs?

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"Alright, ladies! Two wellingtons, one medium rare and one rare! One halibut, one salmon, and one lamb! Get moving!"

"Yes chef!"

But as we all know, even sun sets in paradise. Walking with her salmon, Noel was hoping to get on Chef Ramsay's good graces.

"NOEL! What the FUCK is this salmon!? IT'S RAW! Are we back to opening night now!?"

"N-No Chef!" Noel was near tears as she ran over to put another salmon in the pan.

"LITCHI! What did I ask for the Wellingtons to be like!?"

"U-Uhm, Rare and Medium Rare, chef?" Litchi began sweating.

"Right-fucking-o! So why are they BOTH rare? You're freezing the table you DUMB BIMBO!" With orgasmic damage sounds, Litchi apologized and hurried up to correct her mistake.

"RACHEL! What is this fucking halibut!?" Rachel swallowed. Her performance this night wasn't going so well.

"Hey, HEY YOU! Missy! Got a little sun burnt, ruined your fucking nails in the sand and now you can't cook!?" Chef Ramsay shouted, and Rachel struggled not to break under the pressure.

"That's not true, chef! I'll fix it, chef!"

"Yeah you better FUCKING FIX IT!" Chef Ramsay slammed his hand on the halibut, causing it to explode. Just another day in Hell's Kitchen.

"BULLET!" Bullet looked up. She swallowed.

"Fucking great Swordfish, try to carry these bitches yes?" Chef Ramsay said as he walked over to the blue kitchen. Relieved, Bullet let out a sigh.

"Good job, Bullet!" Rachel heard herself say. She never complimented people, and it took her a few seconds to realize the kitchen had frozen, looking at her.

"What? Stop looking and get working you peasants!" Rachel scoffed as she went into the freezer to retrieve some missing ingredients.

"Alright…Rachel." Bullet smiled greatly.

"I guess Hell's Kitchen must be freezing over…" Litchi uttered as she fired up the Wellingtons.

"I think it froze since Noel managed to fucking cook." Kokonoe chuckled as she fired up a halibut.

"Y-You guys suck!" Noel let out weakly, too shattered from the berating she had just been given.

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"NO! NOOOOOO! IT'S FUCKING RUBBER!" Chef Ramsay flipped Jin's plate, propelling it to the wall, where it shattered into a million pieces.

"Sorry Che-"

"HEY! Are you a fucking dumb blonde, hippie!?" Chef Ramsay looked at Jin's cold, soulless eyes.

"Sorry chef, no problem chef, I'll do it chef, BUT YOU KEEP GIVING ME SHIT! Is this your FUCKING LIMIT!? ALREADY!?" Jin looked towards the sky. Damn it, his burst gauge wasn't full yet.

"LOOK AT ME IN THE FUCKING EYES WHEN I'M COMBOING YOU, YOU FUCKING DICK!"

"Y-Yes, chef. It's not my limit, sir. I will show it with the next plate…or I'll leave the kitchen." Jin looked back at Chef Ramsay.

"You better fucking show it! And fuck off, yes? You don't fucking decide who leaves the kitchen!" With a yes chef, Jin headed back to fire up his Wellingtons. Bang couldn't help but feel sorry for his greatest rival.

"Bang! Fuck me, this is your best service yet!" Chef Ramsay said as he complimented Bang's salmon. Bang looked like it was Christmas, and Litchi was all wrapped up under the tree, beggi-

"RAGNA! THIS HALIBUT IS OVERCOOKED! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!?" Chef Ramsay stormed out after berating Amane and Hazama's dishes as well.

"Heh, it seems this is heating up!" Azrael muttered as he worked on his next plate.

"YES! But we shall emerge VICTORIOUS!" Bang shouted as he cooked. However, distracted by his chit-chat with Azrael, he didn't notice Hazama switching his salt with sugar. As everyone else was being shouted at, Hazama chuckled victoriously.

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"RACHEL! Why are you so fucking useless today!?" Chef Ramsay didn't understand, the teams had talent and they had shown it. So why was it that today they sucked so hard!?

"C-Chef I-"

"I don't want to bloody hear it! Is this because you won the challenge!? Now everybody's all confident and FUCKING EVERYTHING UP!?" Chef Ramsay smacked his hand on the table. Before speaking further…

"K-KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Noel shouted as her pan caught fire. She tried to douse it with water, but accidentally showered it with oil, just further strengthening the fire.

"Oh my god, no! NO! LEAVE IT! JUST FUCKING LEAVE IT!" Chef Ramsay put a glove in his hand, grabbed the pan and threw it into the sink. On its landing, the pan released a multitude of small fireworks he swatted away like flies.

"Enough! I've had…ENOUGH!" Chef Ramsay kicked a bin, evaporating it instantly.

"ALL OF YOU COME HERE!" The women walked around chef Ramsay as he fumed.

"You, rich bitch! You can't cook for shit today! You, dumb bimbo! You're inconsistent as shit! You blonde crybaby dumb ass shitbag! You're gonna burn the FUCKING PLACE DOWN! You're here wasting food, wasting time, you're screwing me-FUCK THE LOT OF YOU! FUCK. THE. LOT. OF. YOU!" Noel's eyes swelled up with tears as she swallowed. Litchi's boobs pales, and Rachel looked like she was actually going to become mortal.

"Shut it down! Shut the fucking red kitchen down, Tsubaki!" Tsubaki nodded and began turning off the stoves.

" Bullet! Pick two members from your team to go home, because you're all fucking shameful!" Slamming his hand on the table, he uttered a few last words.

"Now GET OUT! GET OOOOOOOOOOUT!" As the women left in terror, Chef Ramsay left Tsubaki with the task of cleaning up while he went to check on the men.

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"Oh fucking no, you're such a piece of useless donkey balls!" Chef Ramsay looked at Jin in disgust.

"I understand Chef." Jin looked at Ramsay's eyes.

"Hey. Get out, yes? GET BACK TO THE DORM! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU!" Jin nodded and walked outside the kitchen.

"AT LEAST PRETEND YOU GIVE A SHIT, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!" Chef Ramsay shouted as Jin left the kitchen.

"J-JIN KISARAGIIIII-" Bang shouted as he looked at the scene. Chef Ramsay swiftly raised his pimp hand, causing Bang to be silenced immediately.

"Bring me your fucking soup, yes?" Still confident, Bang happily took his plate to Ramsay, who took a spoonful of the broth.

"What the bloody hell? Why is this so sweet!? Did you taste this!?" As Bang's eyes widened, Hazama grinned in satisfaction. Ragna and Amane looked in suspicion.

"N-No Chef, I did not!" Bang hung his head.

"You don't even taste what you send to me!? Oh why, WHY DO YOU DO THIS!? WHAT'S SO FUCKING COMPLICATED!?" As Chef Ramsay shouted, Azrael was too entertained to notice his pan catching fire.

"Woops." Azrael threw his pan into the sink, causing a beautiful pillar of fire that conveniently didn't hit anything.

"ENOUGH! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!" Chef Ramsay flipped the plate of soup, causing it to fall on the pillar of fire, turning it off.

"GET OUT! Azrael, pick two members to go home and just…just GET OUT! SHUT IT DOWN! YOU'RE ALL SHAMEFUL!" Ragna flinched. He was almost beginning to not fuck up plates that night…and now he could go home.

As the kitchens shut down, both teams headed back into the dorms. With four potential nominees, just who is going home tonight?

Find out in the next episode…of Hell's Kitchen!