We took Rei-chan's car because:

1) Mine was too small

2) Jed-oniisan didnt have one because of Mamoru-baka

3) No one trusted Mamoru-baka driving a car because of what he did to Jed-oniisan's

With Rei-chan and Jed-oniisan behind us, Mamoru-baka continued to march to the car...and I continued to hit him. When we reached Rei-chan's car he opened the back door then thankfully put me down so I could enter the vehicle.

"WHAT THE HELL YOU BAKA!" I shouted, repeatedly slapping him on the arm.

"Again with the slapping!" He retorted, ushering me in.

Mamoru-baka, before getting in the back with me, looked around to see that Rei-chan and Jed-oniisan had already sat themselves in the car. Rei-chan was obviously driving her Beemer...posh snob. Jadeite-oniisan, of course, sitting next to her in the swanky passenger seat. So Mamoru-baka shrugged and got in the car next to me.

"What? Disappointed you have to sit with the likes of me?" I said, sarcastically questioning his action before.

"Terribly. Infact this is so painful I may just throw myself out of this very car once it starts moving."

I smirked at his sarcastic response.

"Why wait for when it's moving? Why not now?"

"Odango, EVERYBODY jumps out of a moving car... it's totally cool!" He stated. "Honestly, best way to die."

"So I'm suppose to be impressed that your going to kill yourself in such a 'cool' way?"

"YES... but I know you'd miss me TOO much if I did and that is why, on your behalf, I'm not going to." He said patting me on the shoulder, trying to be wise.

"Pfffft WUSS!" I scoffed, sliding away from him abit as the back seat was actually really cramped considering how big the car looked.

FF 10 mins

We were travelling quite smoothly down the road now, with Rei-chan at the wheel. Although it was seriously annoying having to listen to Rei-chan and Jadeite-oniisan flirt with each other all the time. Plus whenever I managed to block the flirting out, all I could hear was Mamoru-baka trying to suck the last few drops out of his juice box with a straw.

"I'm bored!" I whined, breaking up Rei-chan and Jadeite-oniisan's coversation, but failing to stop Mamoru-baka with the juicebox.

"BAKA! Please stop canoodling with that juice box!" I finally said causing him to put it down on his lap and groan.

Now there was a long silence.

Until, of course, Mamoru took yet another item out of his pocket and began to struggle with the wrapper of a HUGE pack of gummy bears.

I turned away to the window hoping to find something interesting out there. A few trees, a cat, a dude... the usual.

Suddenly something hit me at the back of the head and fell into my lap. I looked down at the lost gummy bear that had escaped from Mamoru-baka's clutches.

"Hello my fair lady. I'm mister gummy bear... eat me Usagi-chan... eat me." Mamoru said behind his hand. Did he just call me Usagi-chan instead of Odango?

I giggled then tossed the gummy bear out of the window.

"YOU KILLED HIM!" Mamoru gasped.

"YES I AM THE GUMMY BEAR DESTROYER!" I cried, playing along.

Then that baka started getting handfuls of gummy bears and pummelling me with them, which I returned by chucking them back.

I never realised how much fun gummy bear fights are!

"Those poor poor troops... Fighting for their gummy bear world." Jadeite-oniisan muttered under his breath.

"GUYS! MY CAR!" Rei-chan cried, trying to stop the war whilst driving.

I knew I was actually being really mean because Rei-chan was being kind enough to let us use her car and we were kind of messing it up. But then again no way was I backing down to general Chiba.

So we kept throwing them and god they actually hurt. I bet there going to leave bruises.

"THAT'S IT!" Rei-chan announced, swiftly pulling up on to the side of the road.

"WE'RE SPLITTING YOU AND MAMORU-SAMA UP! USAGI-CHAN, SWAP WITH ME... wait, no, I don't trust you driving my car... JED-CHAN YOU DRIVE!... No, wait, that won't split Usagi-chan and Mamoru-sama up... GAH! OK, MAMORU-SAMA, YOU DRIVE AND THAT IS IT!" She finally decided jumping out the car and waiting for Mamoru-baka to switch.

"WHAAA?! him? Drive? A car?...safely?" I gasped clasping my hand over my mouth.

I couldn't actually believe what I was hearing. Did she completely forget what happened the other night? Or is she just stupid? I mean what idiot lets a guy who just crippled a car go and drive there own!? IT MAD!

"Shut up Usagi-chan. I've made my decision!" She said, hauling a rather shocked but smug Mamoru out of the back seat and throwing him into the drivers.

As soon as that Baka sat in the drivers seat Jed-oniisan looked well prepared. He had pushed his body against the passenger seat and held on to the little handle in front of him tightly... Heck, he even had his eyes closed...and we hadn't even set off!

"See, I knew somebody would trust me again eventually!" He said putting his seatbelt on, "Rei-chan, you rock!"

He smiled at Rei-chan and then gave a sarcastic yet jokey glare to me, which I returned all the same.

"Well, here we go." He said turning the key in the ignition and then slowly pulling out and back on to the road.

At this point, I too looked exactly like Jed-oniisan. Eyes shut. Gritted teeth. Scared as hell.

I felt the car start to move smoothly down the road...so far.

This was a horrible feeling. I knew something was going to go horribly wrong, it had to with Mamoru-baka!

Eventually, after what seemed like hours of anticipation which was in fact only a few seconds, I heard Mamoru humming lightly to himself.

Hmmmmm... everything seemed to be going well. No broken bones. No broken cars. No broken anything? What up with that?

I decided to risk it and tear my eyelids apart.

"OH DEAR GOD ...y-your actually driving...normally!" I said looking around and out the window in disbelief.

"See, told you so. I think I deserve an apology." Mamoru-baka remarked with a smirk.

"HA, I'll apologize when you manage to make it the FULL journey ALIVE!" I countered.

"I ACCEPT THAT CHALLENGE AND RAISE YOU AN ICE CREAM!" He declared making the deal more tempting.

"HA no chance." Jadeite-oniisan chimed in, also relaxing slightly. "It's going go wrong. It always does Mamoru."

"We'll just see about that my bowl headed friend." Mamoru-baka said smiling whilst Jed-oniisan frowned at the sad truth of his head shape.

Jed-oniisan then reached for the cd player in hope of putting something relaxing on.

"Lets see whats in here." he muttered pressing the button and music immediately blasted out the speakers.

I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY...

"Rei-chan what the devil is th-" I began being interrupted by a very loud and annoying person (guess who? As if you didn't already know).

"OMG! IT'S BARNEY THE BEAR! I LOVE HIM!" Mamoru squealed.

Jed-oniisan and I turned around and gave Rei-chan a look as if to say: why is this in your cd player?

"Ok, first of all he's A DINOSAUR ... not a bear...and SECOND...HE ROCKS!" she confirmed pouting.

"YEAH! Odango, you cant seriously say you don't love Barney the bear can you?" Mamoru said looking at me through the top mirror.

"DINOSAUR!"

"Fine Barney the 'dinosaur'." He said clearly still thinking that the creature with a long fat tail, pointy teeth and no ears was indeed a bear...idiot.

"That's exactly what I'm saying." I responded simply, seeing as I haven't seen Barney or heard it for that matter since I was 5.

"WHAAAA?!" Mamoru-baka screeched in disbelief, turning his head around to look at me and even most of his body.

"YOU MUST LIKE BARNEY!?" He protested.

"HA HA nope.." I smirked. But my expression quickly changed, "WAIT THE ROAD!" I shouted, pointing my finger straight ahead.

"Odango... I think I know what I'm doin-"

"TREE!" Rei-chan squeeled, causing that BAKA to whip his head back to the road and swerve from the tree lightly scraping the side of the car.

"See i know what I'm doin-"

"BUS!"

He swerved again.

"See everything's under contro-"

"GRANNY!"

He swerved again.

"Everything's fine... Ooooh sherbet!" He chirped, diving under the seat to retrieve the random sherbet.

"LAMP POST!"

He didnt swerve.

"AHHHHHHHH!"

BUMP!

Ok, despite the fact we had just crashed into a lamp post the car ONLY had a slightly huge dent at the side.

At least it wasn't totally destroyed like Jed-oniisans. Everyone including myself was silent for a while. Jed-oniisan and Rei-chan were both holding on to the handles of the car tightly as if we were still crashing.

"GOT IT!" Mamoru-baka cheered triumphantly holding the strip of sherbet and smiling.

Rei-chan's eyes flickered with rage and her clenched fists began to shake...not good.

I had a bald patch once when I was little. I had to wear this hideous ugly hat all the time until it grew back. The day it happened, I had accidentally broke the head off Rei-chan barbie doll. You can figure out how I got the bald patch...

FF 4 MINUTES

We were back on the road in the posh (now dented) car and heading for town. Only this time Rei-chan was driving and Mamoru-baka was once again in the back seat with me.

"OWWWWW THAT HURTS!" Mamoru whined as I dabbed the wet cloth over his blackened eye.

"Well, I'm afraid it's going to. Now hold still it looks sore." I said helping him out.

Now I know what your thinking... BUT DON'T.

Rei-chan did not viciously haul him out of the car and attack him like a crazed wolf...although she did try.

Honestly she was like seething through her teeth and good job me and Jed-oniisan were there to hold her back.

But nope she didn't manage to attack him, instead the genius saw that she was coming, dropped the sherbet and attempted a quick escape through the car door (as you do). However his plan failed when he slipped on the sherbet and whacked his eye on the edge of the car door. OUCH! Ha idiot.

"WHY?! Why would such a delicious piece of candy hurt such a harmless man?! I though candy was my friend?"

"Then why are you eating it still?" I said looking at him nibbling the end of the wrapper.

"I'm getting my own back." he grinned, which made me laugh.. Just imagine it: Stupid boy + Black/Swollen eye + goofy smile = FUNNY.

"By the way Mamoru-sama, you touch my steering wheel again and your eye wont be the only thing bruised." Rei-chan said in a dangerously sweet way.

Mamoru leant towards my ear and whispered: "Your friend scares me."

I laughed.

FF TO TOWN

The stores cascaded down the corridor of the mall, every one tempting us to go in and spend money on there fine products. Too bad I didn't have any.

"How much money do you guys have? I have 5000¥." Jed-oniisan said, checking his wallet.

"Me too." Rei-chan said with glee, whipping her purse out of her gorgeous black handbag, which I was jealous beyond belief of.

"I have WOOOO GO ME 10,000¥!" Mamoru said doing a little victory dance... Baka.

Everyone then turned to me and I started to laugh sarcastically.

"Well lemme just get my wallet out." I said, smiling and praying that somehow there was some money in there.

And yes I said WALLET its my brothers'. I lost my purse in the flamingo enclosure at the zoo when I went with Rei-chan a while ago. I began climbing the fence to get it back but some men came and said I wasn't allowed then chucked me out the enclosure. Seriously, I don't why i couldn't have got it... I mean flamingos can't be THAT harmful. THEY'RE PINK FOR GOD'S SAKE!

"Well, you know there's probably quite a bit of money there seeing as I work at such a highly reputable and greatly paying job. In fact I probably have so much that I don't see why my wallet isn't bursting open." I hissed sarcastically as the rich people looked down upon me.

I'd finally rugged it out of my bag and was now hanging it upside down. Yep just as i though nothing but a piece of week old gum.

"Yeaaaaah, I gots nothing." I said looking up like a peasant.

"...why are you even here?" Jed-oniisan teased, smirking.

"Haha actually, if I recall, it was you and Rei-chan who decided to JOIN me and Mamoru-baka." I shot back.

It was soooo unfair. I was barely making a living from what I earned along with studying at university. But I guess I just had to suffer for leaving home too early.

Rei-chan scanned her head around examining all the shops until she spotted something she liked.

"OMG 50% OF SALE! Jed-chan COME NOW!" Rei-chan said tugging his arm.

"Why me?" He whined obviously not wanting to look around a woman clothes shop - as if any man does?

"because 1) Usagi-chan's broke. 2) Mamoru-sama's a hyper fool and 3)…" She whispered something in Jed-oniisans ear and pulled back, smirking cheekily.

Jed-oniisan stopped whining and perked up.

"Bye guys."

I suddenly realised that me and Mamoru-baka were alone and he had money. I didnt.

"Mamoru-sama… Mamoru-chan… Mamo-chaaaaan…" I said fluttering my eyes and wrapping and arm around his.

"Did I ever tell you I love you... as a friend of course... but I love you Mamo-chan... Looooots and lots? So much, in fact, that you can't even imagine..."

Cheap, I know but come on I mean he had 10,000¥! What could he possibly spend all that on himself?!

"You're scaring me...where's the real Odango-Atama? She's not as nice...and she dosent have a giant pimple on her cheek." He said, eyeing my weird behaviour.

I did have one but it was because of DAMN hormones! Seriously girls get the worst luck.

"WHY YOU-" I stuttered, my reflexes about to hit him. "DON'T CALL ME-"

However then Mamoru-baka's head mutated into a ¥ sign and I forced myself to stop.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME!? I'M PRACTICALLY TRYING TO STEAL!

"heheeehaha oh Mamo-chan, you SO FUNNY HA...HA…!" I said through gritted teeth putting emphasis on the last bit of the sentence while patting that Baka on the arm a LITTLE too hard.

"MAMORU WANT CANDY!" he growled like the cookie monster in 3rd person.

"Y-yeah, Mamo-chan, but you know what would be better?" I encouraged a little too obviously, "...Buying some new clothes? Preferably women's clothes.. Most ideally in my size..."

Hey, I know it's his money and whatever but I DO have my own points. I mean firstly he's freakin' rich anyway and second I was desperate for new clothes. I'm not joking. I have, like, only 7 pairs of pants! For a girl that is horrendous. JESUS I'M SO POOR, WHY ME!?

He seemed to genuinely pause as he considered this. My eyes shone with hope. Was he actually-

"...Nah, Mamoru wants candy!" he growled again.

And before I could talk him out of it, he was running off towards the Cadbury World at the other end of the mall.

Now I was...alone.

Great.


A/N: Ok, I know it's been a really really REALLY long time since I posted anything to this story. I've been going through some stuff and had things going on and, yeah, personal life getting in the way.. Also, just focusing on my other story for the most part. But yeah. I can't guarantee that updates to this story will become any more regular than they currently are (so to say, I don't promise any regular updates at all). But I will try from time to time to post more often. I'm done with uni and generally have a bit more free time, so hopefully things will work out. I hope you enjoyed this update at the very least and thank you so much for sticking with the story for so long as you have! I hope you'll feel like you enjoyed this enough to leave a review, and I'll see you next update! ~nofreakingway