A/N: Another update, whoot! You guys are in for a treat, because we get some mad MadaraKagome action. Also, sorry for the long wait, inspiration for this fic stopped for a while lol.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor Inuyasha.


She had never seen the dinner table so quiet before.

While the silence was actually quite nice – it unnerved her that all they could was stare. Their collective eyes pierced her from all sides, boring invisible holes at each section of her body. She felt odd, naked even. Honestly, if she knew something like this would happen, she would have asked her Kaa-san to stay with Hinata-chan. Even Neji-san would be better company...

Kagome inwardly sighed, pushing the pot-stickers in her ramen to the side before she placed a piece of egg into her mouth, chewing slowly. She didn't feel hungry anymore, her thoughts were bothering her and the increasing staring was beginning to bug her.

And this ramen was nothing like Naruto-kun's ramen. Sasuke could shove his 'homemade' ramen up his ass – this was clearly store bought. She didn't spend all hours of the day at Ichiraku for nothing.

She suppose the thought was nice...even if her Sasu-nii was being a chicken ass.

"Why are you not eating." It came out as a clear monotone, but Kagome knew from previous experiences (and the fact that she grew up with him) that the question was more of a demanded statement.

Itachi was clever like that.

Kagome rolled her clear blue eyes, placing her chopstick down a second later when Sasuke and Shisui stopped eating to look at her (well, they had been staring anyway...but still). "I'm not hungry," She pushed the white bowl away, an annoyed sigh escaping her lips before standing up from her chair.

She made for her room, but a tight grip on her arm halted her movement. "Kagome-chan should eat! Or Tobi will feed Bun-bun himself!" He pulled her onto his lap, his lollipop mask brushing against the back of her neck. His strong arms wound around her petite waist and a barely frustrated groan slipped from Sasuke's lips.

"Probably wishes that dobe was here to feed her himself..." The onyx-haired male stuffed some ramen in his mouth, the corner of his eyes focused on the way she scowled and glared so cutely.

"I don't believe so, Sasuke-chan."

Shit. That couldn't be who she thought it was.

Madara.

Itachi sighed, Shisui sulked, Sasuke rolled his eyes, and Tobi was just content to have his Bun-bun wrapped in his arms.

"I'm sure Kagome-chan has a delightful explanation for us, right little Hime?" His suave and deep voice met her ears and she immediately stiffened when Tobi's arms loosened around her. She stood almost immediately, backing away from the dinner table when a looming shadow appeared from the doorway.

Great. Just – great. Kaa-san never mentioned her hentai Ji-san making a visit.

"It's been a long time, love."