"S-S-S-Senpai!" I stammered. "I am so so so so so so so so so so so so so so sorry!" I then went on to bow like 8 times.

"wha" he said, I was relived, he was not angry at all. He then proceeded to open his mouth until it was a flat horizontal plane, he then pulled a motorcycle out of his mouth and rode away on it.

"wow" I sighed. "sugoi" I then continued on my way to the cafeteria. I found the signup sheet and wrote 1 A Maid café. I turned around but there was someone in my way.

"HEY!" I looked down, there was a boy like at least a foot shorter than me standing there. He had shiny blonde hair and huge blue eyes. He looked like he was about to cry, probably because I was wearing my metal soccer cleats and my foot was about to plant itself firmly on his head.

"oh sorry" I say "I didn't see you there. I move some of my hair away from my face, he no longer looks like he is going to cry, now he looks really happy and amazed.

"its okay" he cheers "most people don't see me! Im Nori Himura! Im in class 3A" he smiles at me. I probably look dumbfounded by the fact that this lil bitch is two year older than me.

"nice to meet you im Emiska Dee, class 1A." I say. He looks at me with a very serious look.

"Emiska-chan, I have decided that I will be your senpai" he stares me down, I feel kind of afraid.

"Himura-kun ehe, I already have a senpai" I say cautiously.

"Use my first name! and I know you have a senpai, its me" I guess he won't take no for an answer.

"Nori-Senpai …"

"Now carry me back to my class!" he then proceeds to make me carry him piggy back to his class, everyone is staring at me even the students without eyes. I plop him on the ground in front of his class.

"okay Nori-Senpai, bye" I say awkwardly and try to scurry away.

"emiska chan wait" I turn around and he is on the verge of tears. "you forgot to kiss me goodbye"

"EHHHHHHHH?!" what no I wont be kissing the shota motherfucker lil bitch. He starts sniffling and points at his cheek. How old is he even. I sigh heavily and walk over to him and kiss him on the cheek.

"chu~!" he says and kisses me full on the lips.

"EHHHHHHHHHHHH!?" I scramble backwards and fall over. I then watch as a pokemon type of evolution happens and he is now looking like a movie star.

"EHHHHHHHHHHHH!?" how am I the only one confused about this what the fuck is happening what the fuck is this school.

"Arigato Emiska Chan You have restored me to my true form!" he says with a much deeper voice. "what can I do to repay you?" he asks getting way too up in my face.

"again Himura" one of his class mates yells.

"how often do you do this, once a week?" another chimes in.

"that's not how you get a girlfriend" the teacher says.

"SHUT UP!" Nori whines. "shut up SHUT UP!, it does too WORK!" he then turns back to me. "so where was I .. oh yeah! What can I do to repay you?" his eyes are all squinty and seductive like, he winks.

"UMmmmmm… " I say. Everyone's breath has stopped they were waiting for my answer.