PIRATE KING
So how this happened? Nami looked at the furious but flowery and pinky crowd as she hid behind the wooden door of a fucking wooden house. She sighed as she heard "Give us the mugiwara boy!" It was obvious they were still searching for them. Her anger made her fist the door frame till her knuckles turned white. She then looked at the crew which were looking at each other surprised and then looking at her and then looking at the captain wearing a white tuxedo, with a pink flower as an ornament. He was also wide eyed looking at her with his onyx eyes and blank stare.
Nami sighed again looking at the crowd and at the captain. She couldn't help a slightly blush on her cheeks as she closed her eyes looking aside from them. They should be grateful; she had ruined the wedding between the mugiwara captain and the sneaky native of the island, thing that had ended in a war and with an angry crowd hunting them like they were some weird animal ready to be pinched by a huge trident…and, well, poison, torches, some swords and dynamite.
But the big shock of the navigator (and the crew) wasn't the persecution, no people she knew her nakamas in a matter of seconds would handle them, the navigator was shocked because to prevent Luffy's wedding she literally had had to blew her cover up and expose her love for their captain, with a "OVER MY DEATH BODY BITCH! THAT MAN IS MINE!"
And now she couldn't even escape from the curious eyes of her nakamas and of her lover.
Better I had died as a child for not living this mess, she thought sarcastically. Bumping her head on the wooden wall wasn't a bad idea either. The navigator just wanted to dig a hole and hid there so nobody would see her. The silence of the crew and the captain was killing her. She cursed under her erratic and nervous breath. "Great…this is terrific" she said in her sarcastic tone.
So…why was she in that "compromising" situation? Everything started in the middle of the day, when she heard the word she ultimately had grew fondle of it "ISLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANDD!" Inmediately she had changed her pijamas and had run towards the deck.
She was relieved Luffy was happy to and too excited about going to explore. Well, the captain had been insatiable lately. After his jealousy attack and his, like Nami liked to address, "possessed self" that made him rough, brute, possessive, but sexy as hell, the navigator wanted a break. A breath, a time to just relax and think how the god dammit hell she was going to live with the fact she was in love with the captain, and for worst a one sided love maybe.
"I need a cold drink…"
"Hey Nami!" The orange shuddered and turned as she found the captain in front of her. Surprised she just locked her eyes in his black eyes that were looking at her curious. Luffy grinned, grabbing the glass of cold juice from her hand and drinking it. "I'm going to explore the island! Ussop, Chopper and Franky are coming with me"
Nami looked around, nobody was with them in the kitchen so she continued "Ok…but please don't put yourself in problems" she sighed and then smiled, adjusting the straw hat on his head. Luffy smirked again and leaned towards her, stealing a kiss from her, then a tongue battle as his hands run through her body, to finish in her butt as he spanked lightly one of her buttocks, thing that made her moan in his mouth.
"Be ready when I come back!" And with that playful grin he left leaving her flushed and expectantly at what will come.
But it never came.
Hours passed as everyone retuned from their explorations, shopping and relaxing time, everyone except the captain and company. Nami was starting to worry about the fact that maybe, just maybe he was in some kind of danger. It was for granted that if he had made a huge ruckus, they would have heard it… eventually. Hours had passed and not only Nami was worried, Zoro and the rest of the crew started to felt anxious.
"I will go to look for them, this is a strange island" Zoro said adjusting his swords but Robin grabbed him on the shoulder.
"No offense" said the archeologist "but I think you should just stay here, we don't want another member missing"
"That's right marimo, I will go!" The cook lighted a cigarette "You better stay here in case something bad happen…this island had a lot of really strange people" Sanji prepared to leave but soon they spotted Franky running to them in high speed. "GUYS MUGIWARA IS! MUGIWARA IS GETTING MARRIED!"
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
"The white tuxedo symbolizes purity and chastity" said a long black haired woman with brown skin. Her slender figure and curves was covered by a little white dress made by some animal fur. She had no shoes but had a lot of ornaments and a pink flower was adorning her hair. In fact, the place was covered in pink. Pink flowers, pink tables, pink chairs, pink people. Everything was shining in pink, thing that made the just arrived hidden crew think they were in a dolls house. Even the air had something strange.
Luffy looked his attire, then looked at the woman and then looked at Chopper and Usoop that were dozing about something. Their eyes looked lost as they were mumbling something about "Hurray for the lovers! Hurray for their wedding!" He then grinned at the native girl, with his eyes also lost "Hey what it's chastity?"
While the brown girl blushed and started to explain what chastity was, thing that will take hours, the hidden crew was learning about the situation. Franky started to explain carefully as the others listened focused. "We were exploring the island, you had also seen that this island had strange habits and manners, well apparently in here if you give a pink ornament to a girl is sign of marriage" The crew nodded following Franky words and poses. "Sooooo when the girl dropped a pink flower, Luffy picked it up and gave it to her!" the android paused imitating the scene as the others widened their eyes in horror "Instantly the girl blushed and shouted YES!" Everyone gasped as the android posed like the "lucky" girl (hands like prying and sparkling eyes thing that really freak them out) "And the next thing we knew was that we were in the middle of a pink room, preparing for a wedding"
"But..." Zoro cut the android and with his thumb pointed Ussop and Chopper, both of them wearing a pink vest with pink shirt and pink pants, bowing the soon married couple "Why the fools over there are drooling and congratulating them?"
"Ah that is an interesting question!" said the Android solemnly "It's because they are hypnotized!" Zoro sighed somehow he knew the answer "You see, the air of that room had some strange perfume that dozed them and made them do everything that girl wanted, I don't know what it is tough" He crossed his arms over his chest and closed his eyes "but that is why the three of them didn't leave the room with me and are doing what she says. I'm not affected because I'm awesome and supah!"
"YOU ARE AN ANDROID!"
"I think the pink flowers had something to do" the cook took another cigarette.
"Ok…then, what now?" asked Robin but soon everyone felt it, the fire of hell.
And it terrified them.
Zoro looked at the source of that deathly aura emanating from nobody else than the navigator. She was angry, furious. Her eyes were burning with the fire of wrath as her mind only had the word kill in her thoughts. That native girl will certainly die if she kept messing with her man, her captain, her Luffy. No one mess with her and live happily after that. She will make her suffer.
What better trauma for a woman, ruin her wedding day…
Smirking evilly she turned to Zoro and the rest that gasped and took some steps backwards, sweating cold. She started "We will use full brute force"
"Huh?"
"We had to destroy the place, if the flowers are the source of everything, we had to eliminate it; I don't want every single of that pinky people alive! She will know the true terror, nobody mess with my personal belongs!" HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH!
"Eh…NAmi san?" Did she say personal belongs?" Sanji added not believing what his ears heard.
"Yep, oneesan said it"
"O-hohohohoho! I knew she had strong bones! If only I could see her panties…"
"Shup up, she's dangerous in that state!"
Thanks to Nami's background evil laugher, they didn't notice the wedding had started. Soon the now "pure and chaste" Luffy was walking beside her future wife, over a pink carpet to a pink priest that was waiting for them smiling. The people were crying in happiness as Ussop and Chopper were bowing and shouting "Hurray for the happy couple!"
And soon the music stopped and the priest started the ceremony. It went without problems, for the strange girl of course and it came the most important moment.
"Miss, do you accept this wonderful man…" the wonderful man were drooling and looking at no other think than the meat table. Even hypnotized his love for meat wouldn't fade away.
"Yes I do!" said the girl who grabbed Luffy´s arm, tightening her embrace, making him turn over to her.
"So you, mister, do you accept this precious woman to be your wife?" Luffy stopped and thought something. He then smiled looking at the meat table.
"Yeah whatever, I want that meat!" said him grinning. And the girl was living the happiest moment in her entire life, she will have a handsome husband and will have a lot of babies and they will live in a pinky house with a pink family. Poor woman unfortunately she didn't have a clue who was the boy she was trying to marry, the black haired man that was looking his meat table with hungry eyes neither knew about his crew that didn't waste time specially the navigator that couldn't control herself
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"Now I pronounce you husband and w-"
"OVER MY DEATH BODY BITCH! THAT MAN IS MINE!"
Silence…especially on Nami's side (wide eyed, sweating cold, stiff like a rock, Sanji's cigarette feel on the ground due the shock, as you could hear a crack inside his chest). Including Zoro and Robin, nobody expected that shout.
Nami turned "If you don't go, I will kill you! Get them away from that place!"
Franky and a stunned Sanji hit some men that stood in their way and grabbed Usoop and Chopper, that were still bowing. Zoro then appeared in front of the almost married couple and smirked "Ok…time to go captain!" and without giving the chance to respond, he hit the mugiwara in the head and pulled him from the girl that started to cry thanks to the battle for her husband.
"Whyyyy!? I'm the daughter of the ruler of this island!"
"Sorry I couldn't care less"
"GIVE ME BACK MY HUSBAND! HE PROPOSED TO MEEEEE!"
And it started the fight that ended with a furious town hunting down the mugiwara crew like always. The persecution made them hid in a wooden house trying to make a better plan. Well in reality they couldn't concentrate much thanks to Nami's declaration. Luffy had regained conscious and he was back to normal thanks to Zoro's hit. But he couldn't understand anything so he also stared at the navigator.
And that was the crucial point. She sighed blushing and embarrassed as she remembering everything in a matter of five minutes probably. It wasn't a secret anymore…her feelings.
"So why we are looking at Nami? NAmi why you are so red? And why we are hiding?"
Everyone looked at the captain that had cut the awkward silence…with death glances.
"THIS IS YOUR FAULT DUMBASSS!"
"My head hurt" Ussop and Chopper also were back to normal. "It was like a movie, walking in the town, found a pink flower, Luffy with a girl, we bowing…shouting…hurray for…the married…couple?" Ussop and Chopper panicked as they started to remember their show.
"LUFFY DID YOU GET MARRIED!?"
"Huh?"
"OH COME ON! SHUT UP! WE ARE HIDING!"
But the door broke and a huge man grabbed Nami from the arm, lifting her, taking the crew for surprise "hehe found the girl miss" The huge and brute man turned to the native girl that was furious about the fact Nami had ruined her day.
"Let go of me!"
"Hold her tightly and if you can hit her" Said the girl as Nami tried to break free. "I can't forgive her!"
"Shit" Zoro tightened his swords. "Better get in…"
But without warning a punch passed him and hit the man that flew over and landed on a three. And it came, a bigger fire of hell that emanated from the mugiwara captain. Nami and everyone in that place widened their eyes as nobody moved. The only one who moved was the captain that grabbed Nami from the arm and lifted her up, over his shoulder.
"Hey Luffy what the-" NAmi faked surprise and discomfort. In reality she knew he was mad. The other guy almost hit her. She liked him when he always tried to protect everyone but he always was overprotective with her. She closed her eyes as the captain turned ready to leave.
"But you are going to marry me" said the native girl.
"Sorry I can't do that"
"But you proposed me, Whyy!?"
Luffy grinned as he tightened her grip on Nami, who complained a little, well she was over his shoulder "Because I'm going to be the pirate King!"
Nami widened her eyes as everyone in the crew smiled. For him, the first thing was being the Pirate King. How could she have forgotten that?
"LETS GOOOOOOOOO!"
And once again they were running for their lives. And in the way, Nami cried a little, she had understood, even if she loved Luffy, for him the first thing in her heart was to be the Pirate King.
