Chapter 7: Lobelia Academy

Imnotinsane13: I love this episode! Everyone in dresses!! Oh, and I need help with a new song for this… Any suggestions?

I can't help you fix yourself. But at least I can say I tried… I'm sorry but I gotta move on with my own life.

On Monday, Yuzuki and Haruhi both get instant coffee for the Host Club. (Haruhi: "Damn those guys…") Yuzuki sighs, "I mean, really? Why in the hell would my father do that to me?" Haruhi shrugs, "He just wants to make sure that you're happy and taken care of…" Yuzuki looks up at the blue sky, "… I just… I want to get the chance to fly…" Haruhi looks back at Yuzuki and trips on a random banana peel. (Me: WHY are the monkeys there?!) Yuzuki runs to her, but another girl catches Haruhi, "It'd be a shame for a bruise to come to that pretty face… Young Lady." Yuzuki pales, "AAGH!!! It's Benio Amakusa!!" Said lesbi-… I mean, Said Lobelia Academy student looks at Yuzuki and gasps, "It's… you!!"


Yuzuki runs to the Host Club, barging into the room, "Guys!! I'm going on a… A trip!! Sorry! I'll be back tomorrow!!" The other hosts stare at her, "Oh… Kay…" She rushes out the door, "I-If they find out… I'm dead!!"


The next day, Yuzuki walks with Haruhi to the Host Club. "Young Maiden!!" they hear. Yuzuki looks up to see the girls from Lobelia. Yuzuki pales, "Fuck… I thought they left yesterday!!" "We're not here for you this time, Kurobara…" Chizuru says. Yuzuki sighs and opens the doors, "Whatever…" She looks up and it's dark. "Huh?" they all say. "Ouran!" I feminine voice sings. "Ouran!" Same style. "Ouran…" A deep voice. "Ouran." A lighter one. "Ouran!!" A child's voice. The lights turn on and Tamaki sings, "Ouran!" "Host Club! Welcomes you!!" they all chorus… IN DRESSES. (Minus Mori) Yuzuki and Haruhi are too in shock to hear anything that anyone says. Tamaki twirls in his pink dress and says, "Aren't I pretty?" Hikaru and Kaoru smile and say, "We're the Hitachiin Sisters! Which one of us is prettier?" They walk closer, Hikaru saying, "I'm just teasing you!" while Kaoru giggles. "Yuzu-chan! Haru-chan! You both can call me 'big sis now!" Hunny says, smiling at them. Kyoya and Mori walk up to the two, Mori shaking his tambourine. "Enough! I've had enough of your playing around!!!" Benio shouts. Yuzuki and Haruhi both double over laughing like crazy. "WH-What the hell where you all trying to do?!" Haruhi laughs. "We knew you all are a bunch of goof-balls, but man!!" Yuzuki laughs, leaning on Haruhi for support. Yuzuki pulls out her trusty mini-camera and snaps pictures of them all, "To the blackmail!!!" She runs off, laughing.


The next morning, ALL of the Host club girls squeal, "Ahh! Master Tamaki looked so wonderful in a dress!!" "YU-ZU-KI!!!" The boys' growl at said female hostess. She grins at Kyoya, "That was payback for before!" Kyoya smirks, "Oh really? That's not as half as bad as you in the-." She glares at him, "Don't say it." "What? You don't want me to say that you were in the ZUKA club?" Kyoya smirks. EVERYONE bursts into laughter. (Minus Mori and Haruhi) Yuzuki's face gets red and she storms out of the room, yelling, "I HATE YOU, KYOYA." Then it's sudden silence and Haruhi looks at Kyoya, "Sampai… no offense but you really should stay out of her business." The twins look at each other, "Was it supposed to be a secret?" Haruhi narrows her eyes, "Yeah… She didn't want anyone knowing about that… It just brings back painful memories for her…" "Painful…" "Memories?" The twins start and Tamaki finishes.

After the club ends, Haruhi walks home. When she gets to the door, her father opens it and shakes said cross dresser, "WHERE IS YUZUKI!?" Haruhi looks alarmed, "Sh-She's not here?!" Ranka shakes his tearful head, "No! She hasn't show up! I called Kyoya, but he didn't answer!" The telephone rings and Ranka answers it, "Hello!? Yuzuki!?!"

"Ranka-ojichan… Calm down… I can't hear out of my left ear now."

He smiles, "its Yuzuki, Haruhi!!"

"… I'll be home tomorrow, Ranka-ojichan… I'm just staying the night at my place… Bye."

She hangs up, Ranka staring at the phone, "She sounded… Choked up…"


Meanwhile at Kurobara Mansion #1, Yuzuki sits at the edge of her bed, looking at a picture of a woman… She sobs, some tears falling on the faded picture, "… Mom…"