The Central Park Zoo
2:00 P.M. Eastern Standard Time
(Skipper's POV)
"so…either Kai defeated everyone or the war is already over," I said. "Just wait a little longer," Kowalski said. "Until what!" I said, "he comes here to destroy us?" "we are not ready," Shifu said. "I am not sitting here while kai runs around causing chaos!" "We need an army if we go out there now we'll get defeated!" Kowalski said. "Kowalski no matter what our villains are not going to suddenly team up with us because kai attacked them!"
"Oh really Skipper?" blowhole replied, "You know nothing!" "that was really hurtful," Dave said. "Are we really working with them?" Parker asked. "yes," blowholer replied. "So should I cancel your latest plan then?" Red One said. "Um…reschedule that!" "When?" "Just pick a day and tell me later!" "how's Next week?" 'fine," he replied. "that it?" I said, "Your are going to help us!" "we do have armies," Blowhole replied. "Lobsters, a platypus, and some octopi," I said, "we're going to need more then that!"
"Oh quit your complaining," Lord Shen said. "We all turned around." "What do you want Shen?" Tigress said. "OH…so you don't want my help…fine." "She doesn't speak for us!" I said, "now we're talking…" "Yes," Shen said, "My army shall aid you in these war." A bunch of Wolves, Gorrilas, and Cannons arrived. Shen's Airship fleet appeared above us as the last of Dr. Blowhole and Dave's minions showed up. "You are not doing this without me!" Megamind shouted appeared in his mechsuit. "Oh, no," Blowhole said. "With all these scientific super-geniuses here that stupid Kai won't know what hit him!" "He's The Dream Destroyer now!" we all shouted. "Oh I have a message from kai for you Kowalski." "Yeah…what did he said," Kowalski said.
"He said…and I quote… Alas mortal, I am a spirit warrior…and not even your precious science can stop me! In fact past that message on to Kowalski…since he thinks science is So powerful!" "I don't think he wanted you to say that part!" Blowhole said. "Oh, he thinks he so clever!" Kowalski said. "I don't get it," Doris said. "Doris?" A jet appeared over ahead and Classified dropped down, "And The North Wind!" "Oh please," Dave said. Classified glared at him. "Alright," I said, "we'll work with you…if you agree to reform." "No!" Dave said. "I will never agree to that Pen-gu-wins!" "Oh so you want me to kill you?" Shen said. "Your face my fist," boss wolf said.
"It's not that hard!" megamind said, "take me as an example I'm a reformed Supervillian!" "A good supervillian," Dave said, "that just makes me sick!" "well…you weren't that good of a supervillian anyway." "How dare you!" Megamind said. "Your in the mechsuit so…Come at me!" Blowhole said. "You wanna go?" Megamind said, "bring it on dolphin!" "Ready the cannon!" Shen shouted, "I don't trust that blueskinned…person." "Stop!" I shouted, "Forgot the agreement!" Classified let out a breath of relief. "You should have never thought of that in the first place," blowhole said. "It was worth a shot." I replied. "wait!" Hans the puffin shouted, "Your not doing this without us!" Hans appeared with Savio and Clemson. "I don't think so," I said, "we have a big enough army." "Wait your rejecting our offer?" Hans said. "No…Shen is!" I said. Lord Shen snapped his fingers and the gorilla dropped a cannon down. "Goodbye!" Shen said
the cannon was lit and Hans and Co. were blasted back to Hoboken. "You will pay for that Skipper!" Hans shouted as he flew out of the zoo. "You made me lose my lunch!" Savio shouted, "and I will have my revenge for that!" "JULIAN YOUR THRONE IS MIIIINE!" "NO CLEMSON MY THRONE IS MINE!" Julian shouted out of a megaphone. Wait…where did he get that? "Oh…sorry penguins…I was just borrowing!" I flipped Shen's Cannon towards the annoying lemur and blasted him out of the zoo…" "Okay!" Julian shouted as he was knocked out of the zoo, "I'll give it back! I'll give it baaaaack!" "Idiot," Blowhole muttered. "Wait are we seriously considering this!" Po said. "Quiet Panda I can't hear my own thoughts." "so…um why are you here?" I asked. "That monster took Minion! Roxanne, and Metroman!" "but I'm guess you mad about him taking your best friend minion and your girlfriend," I said.
"Well…yeah!" he replied, "If Kai took your girlfriend you would feel the exact same way!" "Girlfriend?" I said, "What girlfriend?" "Skipper and Marlene sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G!" "Marlene and I are just friends!" I shouted, "we are not a couple!" "so…that otter is just a friend who happens to be a girl?" Blowhole said. "So?" I said. "Oh don't play coy," Blowhole said, "My brain is bigger then you whole body…like this for example." "IF I ever find my self in the shifting currents of raw sewer again…I want marlene to be by my side." "Oh you got to be kidding me," I said, "as if watching us with cameras all the time was enough…Now you have audio recorders too!" "Oh I always had audio," Blowhole replied, "Did you really think you were a girl that time?" My eyes widened with shock. "The DNA machine came up wrong, What did you expect from one of Kowalski's inventions!" "Oh…that was a jab at me too!" Kowalski said. "you do a real good job of insulting each other…" Classified said, "I don't see you working together very well!"
"Oh really?" Dave said, "and you should know about working together…You organization's slogan…what was it…Nothing Breaks the Wind." "That right Sucker Nothing breaks the Wind!" We all glared at short fuse. "Oh…" Short fuse said, "he meant that as a insult…." "Really?" Blowhole said, "that's what you went with…On The T-shirts and everything?" Classifed face-palmed, "I didn't chose it," classified replied, "I was outvoted!" "What? It sounds awesome!" Short Fuse said. "The slogan chosing committee I swear is a bunch of idiots," Classified replied. "Okay," I said, "as much as we would like to rip each other apart…we have more important things to worry about." "Yeah you do….Like Me!" Kai said, "anyway if you excuse me…I have an army of my own to gather at my fortress in Madagascar." "DO NOT FOLLOW ME THERE! There will be conseqences!"
With that he disappeared in a puff of smoke. "Dave Get you Helicopter ready…he just told us where he is!" "Now Let's take down that Supernatural YAK! WITH SCIENCE!" Kowalski shouted. We all turned to him and gave him funny looks. "It sounded more epic in my head," Kowalski said. "I'll follow you with my fleet…and my airships!" Shen replied. "Okay!" Kowalski said, "let's feel and build momentum!" We all stood in epic poses. Po looked around at our epic poses, "Awesome!" "How childish panda," Shen muttered under his breath. "How long do we stand here like this!" Kowalski said. "Until we've reached maximum coolness," I said.
after a few seconds of standing around epicly I finally said, "there it is…now…Commence operation: Spare me the chit chat!" "wait a moment," Po said, "that's a horrible…" "Chit chat," I said. "But…" "Chit chat!" "Okay…don't use my lines against…" "Chitty chitty chat chat!" "…me." "This is going to be a long war," Lord Shen replied. "Oh kill me now," parker said. Dave's helicopter landed and Us, the furious Five, Shifu, Po, Blowhole, Dave, Megamind, Lord shen, Boss wolf, and two gorillas piled in. "Elisa!" Dave shouted, "Would you take us away!" "Intitate Warp Drive!" I shouted. "Warp Drive…ON A HELICOPTER? Are you insane?" Dave said. "oh…sorry," I said. Dave face-tentacled. "it quiet simply really," Kowalski said. "All one needs to do is..." blowhole said until he saw Kowalski glaring at him, "What Science is a kind of weird alliance!" "Yes!" Kowalski sang, "Take my experimental power cell!" "Plus the…" "Enough!" I shouted. "Quiet!" Dave shouted, "I'm trying to drive here!" "I allied myself with buffoons," Shen muttered.
To Be Continued in…
The NEW dreamworks War: Showdown in Madagascar
