Harry Potter's Bedroom Secrets
(As Told by Colin Creevey)


Colin Creevey was a Muggleborn (as should be quite obvious).

But what should also be obvious was that he had two very special Muggle disorders.

One was called Attention Deficit Disorder. The other was called Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder.

Also known as ADD and ADHD.

What should also be known is that he did not take medication for these disorders.

These two disorders made others somewhat . . . wary . . . of him, especially when he started bouncing up and down in his seat whenever he laid eyes on the very extremely famous and so cute Harry Potter.

Yes, Colin Creevey was gay.

(Which, for some odd reason, may explain why he stalked this very extremely famous and so cute Harry Potter and had a stash of secret private stalker photos.)

So maybe Colin had a teensy, tiny, itty bitty crush on the very extremely famous and so cute Harry Potter.

At the present moment, Colin was sitting in a booth in the Three Broomsticks, alone, nursing a half-full bottle of Butterbeer. His camera was hanging from a strap around his neck and extra rolls of film were contained in the bulging bag sitting pleasantly beside him on the booth.

The Three Broomsticks was packed with Hogwarts students to the brim, but Colin's eyes had been trained to notice his stalker's fixation so well that when the door opened to admit a head of messy black hair, he automatically turned to look, getting his camera ready to snap away.

He nearly dropped the camera when he noticed who his obsession was with—none other than the tall, lean, pale body of the drool-worthy, so hot Draco Malfoy.

In the back of his mind, Colin detected a twinge of unhappiness, but then grinned evilly and started clicking away.