Failed Attempt #07

Voldemort coolly strutted into the Great Hall. He stopped right in the center of the doorway and shouted, "Look! Pink flying elephants!"

"Tom, are you, how should I put this, High?" asked Dumbledore

"I don't think so, bumble-le-dore, I mean; my feet are still stuck to the ground." Voldemort replied very seriously

"That must have been some good stuff, tom. You know, you could have shared," Replied Dumbledore, "How else would I always have that twinkle in my eye?"

Voldemort stared at Dumbledore for close to three minutes before he finally replied.

"NO, IT'S MINE!"

Voldemort ran out of the Great Hall falling twice on his way out.