A/N It's finally done guys! Sorry for the long wait! Between college visits, family visits, and band camp I have been extremely busy, so once again sorry!

Holy cow this thing is long! The first chapter was about 300 words and this is over 3,000! O.O Just as a warning there is a LOT of dialogue in this chapter. I had to though to wrap things up. And some of the characters will seem OOC.

Well, here it is! Enjoy! :D

"YOU MONSTER! YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS!"

Karkat and John were walking towards the apartment in silence as they heard the scream. They shared a worried look and sprinted the short distance they had left. Karkat threw the door open and they both hurriedly made their way to the main living space. When they got there, Karkat soaked up the scene.

Gamzee had already arrived before them, and was the focus of the shouting. He had a stupid grin on his face as he held his hands up in response to Terezi screaming at him. Equius held her fighting arms back while the rest of the trolls took up fighting stances around Gamzee, making sure he couldn't run.

Through Karkats peripheral vision he saw John take a step back, frightened by the sight of his former captor. Suddenly, a harsh roar sounded from the other hallway. Karkat snapped his head to see Kanayas enraged face as she bounded through the trolls with her chainsaw revved, bloodlust in her eyes. Aradia quickly grabbed unto her, causing the chainsaw to narrowly miss the back of Gamzees neck. Kanaya hissed in her face as Aradia continued to hold her back.

A calm demeanor settled around Karkat as the situation sank in.

"Stop" It was a simple request, yet the turmoil continued. Terezis accusations poured through her mouth, Gamzees maddening chuckles still heaved through his body, and the constant hiss of Kanaya rang through Karkats ears. His temper spiked.

"I SAID STOP YOU FUCKING IMBECILES!" The trolls attention turned toward Karkat. Terezi was the first to speak.

"Let me kill him! He has to pay!" She struggled fruitlessly against Equius' grip.

"I second that motion, but it should be death by chainsaw" Kanaya practically snarled out. Gamzee turned his sadistic happy gaze towards Kanaya.

"I wouldn't up and do that if I were you sis. Then I couldn't show you where I hid your motherfucking matesprit." Kanaya growled and revved her chainsaw threateningly.

"I will find her! And I swear, if you touched a single hair on her head, I will-"

"I could just show you" Kanaya stopped, eyes narrowing suspiciously.

"You'll show me where she is?" Gamzee smiled, but warmly instead of manically.

"Lets go sis" The whole room hesitated, and Karkat couldn't stand it.

"Let's fucking go already! And turn of that chainsaw!" Kanaya was still clearly perplexed, but nevertheless she switched off her death machine and straightened, shaking Aradias hands off of her. She gave a cool harsh gaze towards Gamzee, wordlessly saying 'lead the way'. Gamzee pushed through the circle of trolls towards the stairs that lead up to the rooms. Kanaya followed with Karkat right after her and the others behind them. Terezi gave quiet protests but nevertheless still followed the group, seething.

Once Gamzee reached the second floor he turned down the human appointed hallway and stopped in front of Roses door. Kanayas jaw dropped.

"She was in her room this whole time?!" Gamzee smirked at her.

"I figured this would be the last motherfucking place you would look" Kanaya pursed her lips at him but didn't say another word. She reached for the door. The door was jammed. Without a word she kicked the door open with a loud bang and all the trolls plus John tried to see in. Rose was laying on her bed, still shirtless, only a bra and shorts on, gazing up at the ceiling. She sat up lazily at the sound, a bottle in hand and started giggling. She slid her legs off the bed and made a move to get up, only to sprawl on the floor. She turned towards Kanaya with a goofy grin on her face.

"Kayaka! You finnawy *hiccup* made it ta da parwy! Where was ya?" Kanaya gave a straight face and her eyebrow twitched. She turned towards Gamzee.

"You got her DRUNK?!" Gamzee eyebrows shot up and he put his hands up.

"Whoa… I never up and motherfucking did that sis, why would I?" By this point Rose had made it to her feet and clumsily made her way over, her arm draping around Kanayas shoulder. She smiled and put a finger to her lips.

"Shhh…." She swatted Gamzees face to make him stop talking.

"Dat was suppose ta be our wittle secrwet, I was gonna blame you but now, WHOOPS! Da cats outta da bag! Der goes da kitty cat, walkin, bein all 'no bag fo me sir'" With that she burst into a fit of giggles, chanting kitty cat every now and then. Kanaya sighed and rolled her eyes before turning her gaze once more to Gamzee.

"You're lucky she isn't hurt. Or you would have been walking around without a head. Don't ever mess with her again. Or I will end you." With that she shut the door on everyone's face so she could deal with Rose alone.

There was an awkward silence and Terezi pushed her way through the circle towards Gamzee. She pointed an accusatory finger at him as tears welled in her eyes.

"You may be fine by Kanaya now but you will never be fine by me. You killed Dave!" Her voice broke and she choked back sobs. Before she could continue Gamzee interrupted her. His face was solemn and for once he actually looked sincere.

"I can fix that too. Follow me." He turned and walked back down the hallway going back down towards the commons. Once they were all back in the main room he stopped and turned towards the group.

"I need to go get something. Terezi, will you up and go get Davebros head?" Terezi narrowed her eyes but nodded, turned to go back up stairs. Gamzee also began to go who knows where when Karkat came to his senses.

"Where the fuck do you think you're going?!" Karkat put a hand on Gamzees arm and he turned towards him, uncharacteristically snarling.

"I'll motherfucking be right back." Karkats grip tightened.

"NO. How do we know you won't just fucking run? I'm coming with." Gamzee stared down and Karkat but eventually sighed, knowing Karkat was right. He then gave him a classic goofy Gamzee smile.

"Fine, let's make motherfucking miracles, best friend." Karkat shuddered at the phrase but followed him. The group behind immediately began discussing the turn of events as they left.

"Where do you think they're purrowling off to?" Nepeta asked the group.

'Probably where Gamzee keeps the dead bodies!" Aradia excitingly hypothesized, nearly bouncing with joy.

"AA, you're waaay too exthited for thith thit." Sollux rolled his eyes.

"We need to find Jade still!" Eridan worriedly exclaimed, dramatically throwing his arms in the air. Most everyone ignored him, but Tavros gave him a half hearted smile.

"Um, I'm sure she's, uh, fine. Don't worry." That started a whirlwind of an overly dramatic conversation between the two, which consisted mostly of Eridan shaking Tavros as Tavros' words went completely ignored.

Terezi came running down the stairs with Daves head, the blood now dry and cracking.

"Is he back yet?" She looked towards the group, most of them still talking.

"Right here, sis" Gamzee and Karkat had just arrived back from the way they left, with Gamzee carrying a headless Dave on his shoulder. Karkat walked a few steps behind him, a look of utter terror on his face. John came up beside him.

"Are you ok?" It took Karkat a moment to respond, and when he did; he kept staring ahead, wide eyed.

"I am never going back down there again." Gamzee chuckled in front of him and turned towards the two.

"Hey. You motherfucking insisted on going." He set Daves body on the ground carefully and turned back towards Terezi. She put his head where it would connect and stepped back. The group turned silent as they watched the body on the floor, waiting. And waiting. And waiting.

In a sudden flurry Terezi whipped out her sword from her cane and swung at Gamzee, who quickly ducked to avoid being decapitated.

"IT'S NOT WORKING!" She swung again, and Gamzee narrowly side stepped out of the way. Equius came up behind her and prevented her from attacking again. She was about to yell again when John shushed her.

"Look" The trolls turned their attention back towards Daves body as a faint blue glow emitted from it. The glow grew stronger and stronger until they couldn't see his body at all, just a bright blue glow. After a moment it evaporated, leaving a mended Dave in its wake. Terezi roughly broke out of Equius' grip and ran towards him. She kneeled on the ground, putting Daves head in her lap. She pushed a few strands of hair from his face, and leaned down. Very softly, very gently, she placed a small kiss on his lips. Dave slowly opened his eyes, and tried to come to his senses.

"Terezi?" He asked. His voice was sore, and he searched her eyes. She was holding back tears.

"Dave" She awkwardly hugged him, managing to hug his neck since he was still lying down. She broke the hug and looked back into Daves bright red eyes, a serious expression on her face.

"Dave, I am flushed for you" Dave looked up at her and opened his mouth as if about to say something, then closed it, then opened once again. A deep, rosy blush spread across his face.

"I am too." Terezi smiled, tears still in her eyes. She met him for another kiss, longer this time, and Dave swung an arm up around her shoulder. They broke the kiss and smiled at each other, then Daves smile faded.

"Terezi?"

"Yes?"

"Why is everyone here?" Terezi looked around, as if seeing everyone for the first time.

"Oh" As they both awkwardly got up John glanced at Karkat, to see that he was tearing up. He nudged him in the side.

"Softie" He whispered.

"Shut up" Karkat grunted. John giggled. Dave addressed the group.

"So… what the hell happened?" Gamzee gave him a lazy smile.

"I killed you" There was an awkward silence as Dave took a moment to process this.

"Ok" Terezi whipped her head towards Dave.

"That's it?! He killed you Dave! We didn't even know if we could revive you!"

"Oh I knew" They looked towards Gamzee, a suspicious grin on his face. Karkat glared at him.

"I really don't want to fucking ask, but how?" Gamzee chuckled.

"I've done it before. To Dave in the middle of the motherfucking night. Each time he pops right up like a motherfucking miracle." Another awkward silence ensued.

"Well, that explains the nightmares I've been having." Dave tilted his head and narrowed his eyes.

"You're going to stop now though, right?" Gamzees smile widened.

"Sure bro"

"… Gamzee?" Gamzees smile fell as he looked sadly at the ground.

"Yeah I'll motherfucking stop. It was so much fun though." The room settled into a comfortable silence while casual conversations began to start up. That was, until, Eridan interrupted.

"Where the hell is Jade?!"

XxXxX

Gamzee walked back to the main room with Jade bounding behind him excitingly.

"Sorry I up and forgot about you, sis" She waved her hand dismissidly and smiled.

"That's fine, did it work?!" She eagerly asked him, as they were entering the room. Before he could answer, a certain sea dweller rushed up and nearly hugged her to death. He was, of course, crying.

"Jade! I thought you were dead!" She tensed at the unexpected embrace.

"What. Are. You. DOING? LET ME GO!" Eridan quickly released her but held onto her hands.

"You have no idea how worried I was, Jade, I thought I lost you." He choked back a sob.

"In this time that you were gone, I realized something. I'm flushed for you Ja-"

"NO"

"But I-"

"NO ERIDAN! I told you no last month, I told you no last week and my answer is still NO! You don't care about anyone but yourself and saying that you missed me for a day is not going to change that!" With that she wrenched her hands out of his embrace and stomped away. She was just sick and tired of him! Before she could leave the room, however, Tavros stopped her. He took her to the side where no one could hear them.

"Um, Jade, I know it's, uh, hard to see but… he has really changed. He wouldn't stop talking about you. Jade, he was really worried." His confident words surprised her and she glanced back at Eridan, looking at the ground completely disheartened. She sighed.

"Tavros, I can see that but I just can't-" uncharacteristically, Tavros interrupted her.

"I know, I'm not asking you to propose to him, just, um, think about it. He's not, uh, such a bad guy." Jade sighed. She had to trust one of her closest friends, and she knew deep down Eridan wasn't terrible. Just hard to deal with.

"Fine, I'll think about it" Tavros smiled warmly up at her, and they went to join the group. Everyone had settled down on the couch, chairs, or just on the floor. Jade went to sit next to Eridan and he perked up surprised, but she just stared ahead.

"So why did you do it Gamzee?" Feferi asked curiously.

"Yeah, you didn't even really kill anyone" Aradia added with a sad looking pout. Gamzee laughed at that and leaned back in the kitchen chair he had pulled up.

"Well, I guess it's about time I got my motherfucking explain on. I had two reasons. One, was to get Nepeta to motherfucking hate me." Nepeta perked up at that, brow furrowed in confusion.

"Why would I hate you, we're always purrowling through the vents together, it's so much fun!" She giggled and smiled at him. Gamzee scowled in response.

"That's why I motherfucking hate you Nepeta. The vents are mine, and you just motherfucking invaded MY space!" Nepeta was taken aback and frowned.

"But I had to, I ran out of walls fur my purrfect shipping diagrams and so I started drawing them in the vents, there is plenty of room in there!" She said with a smile. Gamzees scowl deepened.

"I don't like my motherfucking vents ruining their motherfucking sanctuary with your motherfucking childrens drawings! That's why I hate you, but you never hated me back. So I had to come up with a way to make you up and hate me." As he said the last words an evil smile crawled across his face. Nepeta pouted at him.

"I could never hate you Gamzee. And how does all this make me hate you? I feel excatly the same as before." She crossed her arms and pouted. Gamzees smile widened.

"You haven't heard my second reason. I was helping my motherfucking matesprit…" Nepeta tilted her head as she glanced towards Karkat, who turned pale.

"…with his motherfucking feelings." Nepetas eyebrows shot up as she narrowed her eyes at a blushing John sitting next to Karkat. She jumped up and pointed an accusatory finger at Gamzee.

"No…NO! I always purrdicted this but I never wanted it to happen! This is all your fault!" She lunged at Gamzee who had a smug smile on. Equius quickly grabbed her from behind before she could get too far. She looked at him with fire in her eyes.

"Let me go! I hate him!" Gamzee laughed.

"See? All according to my motherfucking plan." Jade perked up.

"I helped you too!" Everyone turned towards Jade. She smiled and explained.

"He asked me to; I even helped with the plan! Well, not the killing part of course. I was just gone all day to make it seem like I 'disappeared'." Gamzee smiled.

"Yeah, I couldn't of motherfucking done it without you sis." Terezi spoke up.

"Why couldn't you have just made Dave 'disappear' too? You didn't have to kill him."

"He would've never motherfucking agreed to it. And there had to be some danger to make it serious enough. Plus, killing him feels so motherfucking good." Terezi was about to argue again, but a different voice interrupted her.

"Well, we all quite underestimated your intelligence, to come up with a clever plan like this. We will not make the same mistake again." Kanaya walked in supporting Rose with an arm around her waist. Rose had sobered up tremendously, yet still seemed a little out of it. At least she was wearing clothes now. Gamzee smiled.

"Yeah. We motherfucking good now?" Kanaya gave him a cold stare as she made her way to a couch.

"All will be forgiven, but not forgotten." Gamzee smiled widely.

"Thanks sis!"

Comfortable conversations began as everyone was now up to speed. For the most part Gamzee was forgiven by everyone, except for Nepeta of course.

XxXxX

A few days later Gamzee was lounging in his room, flipping through channels occasionally taking sips of faygo. A timid knock sounded from his door, so quiet he wasn't sure if it had actually happened or he was hearing things again. Nevertheless, he flipped of his TV and sauntered over to the door, tripping over a few horns on his way.

He opened the door and immediately smiled.

"Hey Tavbro, come on in." He stepped to the side to let the short troll through. Tavros glanced up at him nervously and made his way in. Gamzee shut the door behind him and went to the bed to sit down. He patted the spot next to him, and Tavros sat down. After a few moments of silence Tavros didn't speak, just twiddled his thumbs nervously, looking down.

"What's all up and got you in a twist, bro?" Tavros quickly glanced up at him, blushed, then looked back down.

"Uh, I, um… I mean, uh…" Tavros took a deep breath.

"I…" Tavros stared at his hands, blushing profusely. Suddenly, he got up and quickly made his way to the door.

"Wait bro!" Gamzee quickly followed, grabbing Tavros' arm. He spun him around and before he could stop himself placed an arm behind Tavros' back and kissed him. Tavros melted into his arms and put his arms around Gamzees neck, deepening the kiss. They pulled away, both gasping for breath. Once Tavros fully realized the situation his face turned a chocolaty brown and his eyes widened. He let go of Gamzees neck and pushed away, looking at the floor.

"Uh, I'm sorry, I…" Gamzee laughed.

"I was the one who kissed you bro" Tavros stilled and gave Gamzee a desperate, confused look. Gamzee once again walked to the bed and sat down. Tavros followed.

"I had hoped that you liked me, and I thought you did. I've always held these miraculous flushed feelings for you bro."

"Um, last week… why didn't you, uh…"

"I wanted to see if you would confess on your own. I didn't want to motherfucking force it out of you like Karbro."

"Oh" The side of Tavros' lips twitched, and he took a deep breath, looking up at Gamzee.

"Will you, uh, be my Matesprit?" Gamzee smiled warmly.

"That would be motherfucking miracles" He leaned in slowly, meeting the others lips.

A/N Ok, that part where Dave is revived was the SAPPIEST THING I EVER WROTE. I'm sorry guys, I'm so cheesy. :( That was so bad. Augh. Actually, this whole chapter was cheesy. I'm a sucker for romance, if you couldn't tell already. ;)

I know some of the things were confusing and I just wanted to try to wrap things up the best way I could. I've never written a chapter this long before, so it was a little odd for me.

Thank you to DemiseKiss, Obsessivefangirl03, and FireStorm8888 for reviewing! I really appreciate it guys! And thank you to everyone else who has read this story as well!

Anyway, I'm thinking that I might write a sequel for this, but I don't know. If I do, do you guys have any suggestions? Or would anyone want that at all? Let me know! :)