Third Person POV:
After a while the Cullen men woke up from what ever happened when their wives told them the news. Carlisle was in his office, Edward was in his room, Emmett was in his room too, and Jasper was nowhere to be found. This is what they were thinking:
Carlisle: How in the world can they be pregnant?!
Edward: Why do I have my thumb in my mouth?
Emmett: Can I even get a heart attack?
Jasper is off in La La Land.
After Carlisle gains back a little sanity he calls the Cullen men for a meeting on the roof.
" Did they tell you?" Asked Carlisle.
" That they're pregnant?" Asked Emmett.
" Yes that they're pregnant! Why would we have a meeting if it wasn't something important." Said Carlisle.
" Sorry." Said Emmett.
" What are we going to do?" Asked Edward.
" I don't know. First we should find out how they got pregnant. Anyone got any ideas?" Asked Carlisle.
" Nope" Said Edward.
" Nada." Said Emmett.
" Well that's helpful." Carlisle said sarcastically.
" Hey! We're trying!" Said Edward.
" Sorry, I'm just freaked out that we have a house full of pregnant female vampires." Said Carlisle. The boys haven't thought about that.
" Oh man! What are we going to do?" Asked Edward. He had experienced firsthand when Bella was cranky, and let me tell you...it wasn't pretty, and at the time she wasn't even a vampire!
Edward noticed something, he looked around and figured what was missing.
" Guys, do you know where Jasper is?" He asked. Carlisle and Emmett looked around too. After a minute of scanning the perimeter Emmett found him.
Over where Jasper is:
She's hiding something and I'm going to find out even if kills me!! Jasper thought. He was dressed in camouflage and hiding up in his secret spot (coughtreecough) watching the women gather in the living room and watch the movie EragonThere must be a hidden meaning to the movie. Jasper thought. He saw Edward, Carlisle, and Emmett on the roof looking for something. He saw Emmett look at him and told Carlisle something. Emmett pointed at Jasper. Oh no! They found me! They might be in cahoots with the women. Must not let Edward know what I'm thinking. Jasper immediately thought of his happy place.
Meanwhile back on the roof:
" He's in a tree!" Exclaimed Emmett while pointing at Jasper. Why in hell is he in a tree? thought Carlisle. He looked at Edward and asked.
" Can you read his mind and tell us what he's doing in a tree." Edward concentrated and reading jaspers thoughts. Here is what he came up with:
There was a huge field full with flowers. Kittens were running and playing with each other and the butterflies that flew their way. Jasper was there and he was blowing bubbles and skipping through the flowers singing " The hills are alive with the sound of music". All of the sudden Oprah and Dr.Phil appear out of nowhere and run up to Jasper. The three hook arms and continue to skip and blow bubbles while singing.
Edward pulled out of Jasper's thought with a horrified look on his face.
" What's wrong?" Asked Carlisle for Edward had crawled into a fetal position and rocked back and forth.
" Field, flowers, kittens, butterflies, singing, skipping, Oprah, Dr.Phil." Edward mumbled.
" Jasper's happy place." Said Emmett looking at his brother with pity.
" Come on, we have to get him out of the tree. Edward are you okay now?" Asked Carlisle.
" Yeah let's go." Said Edward and he jumped of the roof. Emmett and Carlisle followed him.
Back to Jasper:
OH NO!! Their coming over here! Thought Jasper. He could see them getting closer and closer. Finally they were right under the tree where he was hiding in.
" Jasper why are you in a tree?" Asked Emmett.
" This is not a tree! This is my super secret hide out." Said Jasper. The men down below looked up at their brother/son and tried to reason with him.
" Jasper would you please come down the tree." Said Carlisle.
" NO!!" Said Jasper.
" Fine, have it your way." Said Edward. He nodded toward Emmett.
" What are you doing?" Asked Jasper. Emmett walked up to the tree trunk and gave it a good shaking. Jasper fell out of the tree and landed on Carlisle.
" I will ask you again, why were you in a tree?" Said Carlisle.
" Alice told me something." Said Jasper.
" What did she tell you Jasper?" Asked Edward. Jasper looked at them and sent wave after wave of emotions to them. Suddenly they all felt suspicious of their wives.
They turned around to the house to see all four woman staring at them.
" They're staring at us." Said Carlisle.
" What do we do?" Asked Emmett.
" Yeah, what do we do Jasper?" Asked Edward.
" Act calm and pretend not to notice and on the count of three we all run away. Got it?" Said Jasper.
" Got it" They all said.
" Okay...One...Two...THREE!!" Yelled Jasper. And they ran.
Inside the house:
The women stared out of the window watching the love of their lives run away while flailing their arms like idiots.
" What just happened?" Asked Rosalie.
" I don't know. Even I didn'tsee that happening." Said Alice.
" I hope their alright." Said Esme.
" Okay let's get this straight. Our husbands are currently outside in the woods flailing their arms around like idiots and they possibly lost their minds and we're not going to do anything about it?" Asked Bella.
" Of course." They all said.
" Okay, let's watch the rest of the movie." Said Bella and they all went back to the couch and enjoyed the movie.
YAY!! Long chapter!!!
