Dear Reader,

Short humor chapter, because I live for humor and I loooove irony. Now for Disclaimers.

I do not own Sailor Moon

I do not own Broken Sky (good series if you like angsty and fantasy and messed up stuff… The AUTHOR LIKES ANIME AND USED IT FOR HIS COVERS! IT'S SOO FREAKING COOOL!)

I do not own the Senshi of the Island Worlds. They belong to Sailor Ida. Go to her website at or go the Media Miner and look up Sailor Ida. It's good stuff. Thanks for letting me use your stuff and thanks for sending me that Character glossary thing.

I do not own DBZ

I do not own Masters of the Universe

I do not own Superman

Thanks to all of my friends for being my friends and stuff… And stuff… I love you all!

Stay safe
Stay healthy

Sincerely,

Starr

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It had been three days since the Earth and the Moon had cut their alliance and the Falan had given their blessing. Going upon instinct the Falan headed straight for one of the dimensional borders between our universe and the next.

It will not be written as to what these dimensional borders are. That would take too long. To say it simply there are all sorts of universes besides our own. Whether or not they know of each others existence is a mystery, but every once in a while the Chaos from one dimension would send henchmen into the next to try and take that over as well, not knowing that Chaos already exists there. That Chaos would take over the henchmen and use them for her purpose.

Knowing that these dimensional holes exist can be a very useful tool if the protection of said dimension is important. So there the Falan headed, somehow knowing that there would be a fight. By lots the Senshi figured out who would lead their group for that mission. Sailor Vajitasai won and so she spread the group out among the meteors and other space debris to wait.

They did not have to wait long for soon the space began to shimmer and a small squadron of youma appeared. Vajitasai snorted.

"Small fry." She muttered.

"I wouldn't say 'small' if I were you…" Starr murmured, "They look too wary to be just any small fry… And the smallest one is over fifteen feet tall!"

"They've been trained well…" Orion said, "You can see it in the way they move…"

"So we better move too." Vajitasai said, "On my signal, charge. We'll give them a surprise!"

"Wait!" Starr objected, "They're looking for something… I want to know what they're after…"

"Pain, torture and the ruination of all…?" Krypton asked rhetorically.

"Besides that." Starr said, "I'm going to get closer… I think… But I'm not sure… They are from the Death Dimension… The Dimension where Chaos rules all…"

"And she wants to expand." Polaris said.

"I don't think so, not in this case. Wait here. I'm gonna go see." Without waiting for a reply Starr flew closer. The others rolled their eyes.

"One day she's going to get herself into trouble." Orion said sagely.

"She's always been like that." Said Polaris .

"That's the problem." Vajitasai muttered.

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When Starr came back she looked nauseous.

"They want to harness the powers of Tweentime." She said hoarsely. The others gaped.

The Realm of Spirit and Time or "Tweentime" was an interesting place, to say the least. It was said that, just as there were physical powers that were wielded by Cosmos and Chaos, so too were there mental and spiritual powers. These powers, the powers of psychics and other creatures of the spirit were protected by the Senshi of the Island Worlds. A place the did not exist… Yet… The four Senshi of Spirit, Emotion, Mind and Energy dwelt there. It was the only place where they could reside without loosing their minds to the constant motion and noise of the physical universe, protected by the walls of Tweentime and the walls inside their own minds. These Senshi did not often leave their sanctuary and instead acted as guardians. They had only been out in the physical realm once since their creation, which were the devastating Sailor Wars that had occurred soon before the birth of Princess Serenity and had caused the disappearance of Sailor Galaxia and the Ore Senshi. Because it was located outside of time it was one of the few places where Starr didn't feel her immortality so greatly. The realm was nicknamed Tweentime, because it didn't exist in the seconds mortals live it, instead existing in between the seconds in a surreal, timeless existence. Starr smiled to herself. Not many remembered the Island Senshi. Many believed them to be myths to scare children. They were daughters of the Cosmos fairy and born of the Star Cauldron, created soon after the death of Sailor Pla'ane. Tweentime was a very powerful place. If one could harness the powers of Tweentime that person would have control of every Soul, Heart and Mind in the living universe. And not just the universe Starr happened to currently dwell in.

"But that's insane!" Polaris cried, "It's nearly impossible with the boundaries placed around it." Starr glanced away uneasily. Chaos had been trying to get into Tweentime ever since it's existence. Starr was no fool. Impossible, but not improbable. She knew that sooner or later the walls of Tweentime would begin to feel the wear and tear of what Chaos was throwing against it. Soon the walls would begin to bend. Then crack. Then eventually begin to break. When that happened Starr knew that all would be lost. There would be no more reincarnation. There would be no more living. She placed a hand over the empty space that had contained her heart. She could survive, because technically Starr was not alive in the way the others were alive. But the thought of being totally alone hurt. Hurt in a way Starr had not felt in a long time. She felt a hand on her arm and turned to smile at Eternia. Of all the Senshi of the Falan, Eternia understood a lot. The Senshi did not say much, she did not understand what Starr was feeling, but she was saying in her touch that she was there. They were there. For her. It was a good feeling. Starr took a deep breath.

"So…" She said, "How do we stop them?"

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It was a simple plan. It was an effective plan. If one took a step back, cocked their head to the left and looked at it cross-eyed while letting their eyes go unfocused it could even be called a brilliant plan. It came right off the top of Starr's head and out of her mouth. But what did Vajitasai have to say to such a brilliant, effective and simple strategy?

"No."

"Oh, c'mon Vajitasai! It'll work!" Starr said.

"No."

"Think about it!"

"No."

"Please?"

"No."

"Let's vote!"

"If you want to go out there naked and sing sappy love ballads you go right ahead, but I will have no part in it!"

"Admit it. It's a good idea. And when they are thoroughly distracted we nail 'em! Right between the balls!"

"You are the most vulgar person I have ever laid eyes on."

"And the best looking one too."

"I will ignore that remark."

"You go right ahead blueberry top."

"What did you say!"

"Nothing, nothing, just babbling to myself."

"Like a brook."

"Now don't you start Sailor Orion!"

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It took a lot of compromising, but the Falan finally figured out a plan. It was simple. It was effective. And the best part was, no one had to get naked and sing.

"CHAAAAAAAAAAAAARGE!"