Your What?
"So she didn't say anything after we caught her? but how? perhaps she need to be beaten black and blue..." said Forrest Law, now already changed his outfit into his new shiny Police uniform, but the now weary Lei quickly gave him a stern glare.
"We are the POLICE, we uphold LAW, and we are not the criminals..." said Lei sternly to his junior.
"Well, I am a LAW and I can make her talk... hell, perhaps we should have two Laws and let my father, a Marshall, to do the interrogat..." said Forrest, try to joke with Lei, but it only earn him a quick armlock from the pissed off Lei. Who now talking in proper Mandarin to make sure that they will spell the 'Law' family surname as 'Luo' so he will not be able to use the pun in Cantonese.
~translated for the reader's sake~
"Listen you 'Luo Sen Lin', this is a serious works for apprehending international criminals and end their mafia stranglehold. If you are suggesting that we torture and beat her up, she'll then complained for it at her trial and you will gave the Interpol bad names. If you are joking, tell that to your father, 'Luo Shang Jiang' but do not attempt to disrupt police activities here!"
"I... I'm sorry uncle 'Lei', I didn't mean... Please accept my apologies..."
"Apologies accepted, you could jokes when it was proper times, but do not do that in inappropriate times, especially NOT when we are handling an extremely dangerous, international criminal, who could be backed up by the most slick lawyers in the world, and could use whatever you speak, to be used against you."
"Good... now back to English or the other interpol officers present here will think we're acting under orders of Chinese government..." said Lei who then release the armlock.
~end of translation~
"Good, now, speaking of Nina's assassination target... I heard he'll take part for the next King of Iron Fist tournament too..." said Lei
"So? I actually want to go there again, but I wish for my father to be the one who compete here, so he could at least end his depressions and drunken bouts after our restaurants' bankruptcy..."
"Well, but to be fair, the opening ceremony and final registration of the Fighters will be held fifteen days from now, even if your father are able to lift himself from his drunken bouts now, it will be hard to train his body to be ready in such a short time..."
"B... but..."
"I already informed your father of the tournament last month, but what we see is he still drowned in his drunken bouts, citing that 'It's always one of the Mishimas', and 'That tournament is loaded with cheaters'... Even Paul was concerned with this, but still can't help him over his drunkenness despite all that he do to help your father."
"Ah, I remember uncle Paul... He even said that he want to see spirit of the ol' Marshall back, not this drunken middle aged loser..."
"So you'll be the one who join in right?"
"Perhaps... perhaps my father will be glad... and the money could help him..."
"That's the spirit young one! Now, back to the case of Steve Fox."
"Well? I didn't really knew what to do over that... what's the information then?"
"He's a boxer who refused to threw a high stake fight, and he pissed off the mafia, so they sent Nina after him..."
"Well, they didn't like to play fair?"
"Of course... when money and human greediness was involved..."
"So he played his turn in the King of Iron Fist tournaments as his sign of defiance?"
"Correct, and he still have another reasons... Well... this involves the Mishima Zaibatsu's illegal researches..."
"What? I don't even..."
"Steve Fox was born via artificial fertilization, to an unconsenting woman at the Mishima Laboratories. Having the genes of the two of the most powerful, yet natural human fighters. He was the one to be considered as the template of Cloned Supersoldiers, but yet, when he was two years old, the scientist Emma Kliessen smuggled him out of the Laboratory compound to a London Orphanage. She was killed afterwards by Mishima Zaibatsu's assassins, but Steve Fox lives..."
"And he looks for his parent's didn't he?"
"Yes... and according to the files we're able to confiscate... at least we knew about the possibilities of his mother... one of the three assassins who undergo the cryosleep procedures... Nina Williams, Kunimitsu, and Anna Williams..."
"Wait... you meant the mafia could sent one of his possible mothers, to assassinate him?!"
"Yeah... that's why I want to speak with him soon..."
"B... but then... how about his father? did you think of..."
"I honestly didn't want to talk about it..."
"... what?"
"Umm..."
"Well, it's embarrasing... but there's something who caused me to delve deep inside this case..."
"You don't mean..."
"Yeah..."
"What?"
"It's possible... at least if it was me, we could rule out Kunimitsu, due to Steve didn't have any obvious Asian appearances..."
"umm..." Forrest's faces suddenly turned very-very deep shade of red.
~Spoken in Mandarin Chinese, no one there is Chinese other than those two, and...~
"I don't mean we directly F***-ed the women while they are asleep! *Lei is looking at the surroundings, luckily, only he and Forrest was there* we didn't knew that they used the Sperm donation booths as the source of his genetic material..."
"Sperm donation?"
"Yes..."
~End of translation~
"What? when?"
"After the second King of Iron Fist tournaments, just next to the closing, someone claiming from some legitimate looking Sperm Banks asked some of us to donate... ours... for the poor, infertile couples..."
"And why did you told me that... wait... donation... there's monetary reward involved right? and..."
"Yes... your father was there too..."
"WHAT?!"
"Well, at that time, I was broke, and the reward was $20000... for a pack full of fertile samples"
"Ouch..."
"He could be your brother... he could be my son..."
"Duh... and..." Forrest Law started to emits cold sweats... thinking of what will happened if his father just learned he has an illegitimate child to support.
"To be fair, only those in the second tournament are picked for that donation, and not everyone agrees... and some already missing and or leave... so..."
"Who are they? My father and you, yes... but..."
"Well... I and your father was motivated by monetary gains... it ashamed me... but so does Paul and Bruce Irvin, and Baek Do San too...and Master... Master Wang Jinrei also agreed because they gave him extra vouchers to famous Japanese soaplands and Hong Kong Brothels... I actually heard them and at that time disbelieving them, but Ganryu and King actually refused to donate theirs because King said he was Catholic and think that as marital only, and Ganryu actually said he had more dignities than do that..."
"Ouch..."
"Umm... could I..."
"Yeah?"
"I think it was Obvious! His father must be Uncle Paul! He's strong, and... Steve was obviously not looks like Asians! or Black!"
"If the Williams are Steve's mothers, that could be everyone... plus Bruce Irvin's mother is white..."
"So it was Bruce then?"
"Not that... it's possible... but... if the mother are white, he could acquire his european appearance... Plus we didn't really knew what the scientists done to his genes..."
"Why not doing DNA tests then? I hope he wasn't your son... or my brother..."
"Not that easy... while I could theoretically agreed to get the DNA test, and Nina, as a criminal could be held under law to do this, what about the other potential candidates?"
"My head hurts..."
"So do I..."
"Steve doesn't looks like Chinese..." said Forrest while looking at his photo again.
"Who could say that? I've personally known some Hong-Kong people with Chinese-European descent and they actually looks like white with no Asian genetics! Plus what could we say if those researchers actually manipulate his DNA to express only caucasian genes?"
"I hate biology..."
"..."
Note:
About Forrest Law and Marshall Law's Proper Chinese name, I honestly don't know, so I make it up using nearest translations for their first names... Forrest is 'Sen Lin' or forest, and Marshall is 'Shang Jiang' or Admiral.
And to the readers : Who's Steve's daddy?
- Lei Wulong
- Marshall Law
- Paul Phoenix
- Bruce Irvin
- Baek Doo San
- Wang Jinrei
