Disclaimer: No owning YGO! Nor do I own A Christmas Carol! That's owned by Charles Dickens! Sorry if I didn't mention that before...so I DON'T OWN NUTHIN!!!!

Ruby: @-@ so many reviews.....okay time for responses!!

Gyakutenno Megami: Nah I don't really enjoy torturing Malik...just YamiMalik *evil smirk* And what's the Dragonball Z head thingie? You mean Yami? I'm confused...@.@

Anny and Dark: o.0....ookay....umm a LITTLE to descriptive there guys...you can torture Rebecca all you want! Later......¬¬ And I agree that Seto and Joey act like children..BUT IT'S SO FUNNY! XDDD

JOEY LOVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!: Glad I could cheer ya up! ^^

MayaMai: Wow that's a lot of things...@.@ Sure you can talk with your bro's and bishies! But....RYOU!! T_T

Dragon C. Chan: I love the Muppets Christmas Carol! We have it n video!! Is sooo funny!! XDDD That's what inspired me to make this fic and read the book!

Kirbygurl: Biting the tree??? O.o.....

Amethyst Sin: Owwie! I got thwapped T_T! Don't worry all you Yugi fans! You'll get your chance to kill Rebecca AFTER the show...

Suni: Thanks! I worked hard to make the cast just right! Mokuba sounds perfect for Tiny Tim! ^_^

Yami Mojobubbles: That's one of my favorite lines too! ^_^ And you'll all get your chance to hug your bishies! So long as I don't miss anyone..@.@

Ruby: Thanks a lot guys! 66 reviews!! That's the most on all my fics!!

Seto: You only have three others.....¬¬

Ruby: *smacks Seto with a hammer* Anyway...On to the next scene!

*Onstage* (curtains rise)

Seto: *surrounded by mist* Where....where am I?

YamiBakura: (Bakura form now on) *walks on in a dark cloak that hides his face and carrying the scythe* (A/N yes it's still fake..sorry Bakura fans but I had to confiscate you real ones....*ducks* please don't hurt me!)

Seto: Are you the ghost...of the Christmas yet to come?

Bakura: *silent* *points ahead*

Seto: Well?

Bakura: *silent* *still points*

Seto: *anime vein* ANSWER ME DAMMIT!!!

Bakura: *simply points*

Seto: *grabs Bakura by his cloak and shakes him* ANSWER MEEEE!!!

Ruby: *smacks forehead* *runs onstage* Please excuse this brief interruption audience members! ^^U *to Seto* Would you cut it out?! He has no lines! He's silent!! SO STOP THAT!!!!

Audience: *blink blink*

Ruby: Ah heh heh heh...sorry folks....*to Seto* Continue....and be good..or else! *glares* *walks offstage*

Seto: *gulp* Lead on Spirit....

(both walk and see Rex and Weevil talking) (A/N they're side characters..sorry I didn't put them on the cast list --;;;;)

Rex: I don't know much about it...all I know is that he's dead...

Weevil: Really? When did he die?

Rex: Last night I believe....I'd just like to know what he's done with all his money! *laughs*

Weevil: Well he didn't give it to me!

Rex: Anyway, it's likely to be a cheap funeral....don't know anybody who'd go to it...

Weevil: I wouldn't mind going....if lunch is provided! *evil laugh*

Seto: o0....wonder who they're talking about...

Bakura: *walks another direction*

Seto: *follows looking confused*

Bakura: *points to old beggar man talking with some 'shifty' characters*

Woman: Now open my package Joe!

Old man named Joe: *opens package* takes out sheets* these aren't...his bed curtains?!?

Woman: They are indeed! *smirks*

Joe: You don't mean to say you took them down while he was lying there??!

Woman: I did so!

Joe: My my my...Hope he didn't die of anything catching! *laughs*

Woman: Oh you don't have to worry about that....best he had that is....he frightened everyone away in life only to profit us in death! *laughs*

All company: *laugh* XD

Seto: Spirit, show me someone whose heart was not turned cold by this person's death!

Bakura: *points to the Cratchit house*

Seto: *looks in*

Rebecca: *wiping eyes with handkerchief* Oh this candlelight! It makes my eyes weak! But I must not show weak eyes to your father....he should be home soon.....

Boy: I think he's walked a little slower...these past...few evenings....

Yugi: *walks in* Hello family....*small smile*

Rebecca: *walks over* Did you go today Robert?

Yugi: Yes...I wish you could have gone...it's become so green....we can walk there often...to visit...my child! My dear dear child! *starts 'crying'*

Seto: *eyes widen* Not Tiny Tim!!

Rebecca: *goes over and comforts Yugi*

Yugi: *sniff* But we shall never forget him....as long as we live....

Seto: Spirit! I sense our time grows short! Show me who it was that has died last night and caused so many joy?

(fog appears as scene changes to a graveyard)

Bakura: *points to headstone*

Seto: *walks over and turns* Answer me one thing! Are these things that will be? Or things that may be only? Tell me I can change the course of what has happened!

Bakura: *silently points to stone*

Seto: *walks over and reads name* Eb--Ebenezer? Scrooge? Wait a second isn't that my name???

Bakura: *silent*

Seto: NO!! NONONONONO!! *covers ears* I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!! LALALALALALALALALALALAALALALALALAL!!!!

Bakura: ¬¬U.....

Seto: *falls to knees* Please Spirit! I can change!! Please!!! I will honor Christmas!! Tell me all this can change!!

Bakura: *stares at Seto* ......

Seto: PLEASE!!!

Bakura: *disappears into smoke as Seto appears in is own bed*

**Curtains fall**

*Backstage*

Seto: Damn that was embarrassing!!

Bakura: *takes off cape* I CAN TALK!!! YEEESSSSSSS!!! ALALLALALALBLABLABLBALBLABLBLBAL!!! HELLO VOICE!! I MISSED YOU SO MUCH!! WELL I MISSED YOU TOO!!!!

Ruby: ¬¬U Oh Ra I think he's lost it......

Seto: Hey hang on a sec...if I'm the one who died...then.....then..0.0!! Weevil and Rex were happy I was dead?!?!?!?! GRRRRR!!!!! *runs around trying to find Rex and Weevil*

Rex & Weevil: AAAHHH!!! RUN AWAY!!!! RUN AWAY!!!!

Ruby: Oh boy.....*pulls out loudspeaker and yells into it* QUIET ON THE SEEEEETTT!!!

Everyone: *silent*

Ruby: *mushroom breath* Thank you.....now if you don't mind I'd like to get the last scene over with? So....SHUT UP!!!

Everyone: *blink blink*

Ruby: *shakes head* There's too much blinking in this fic....PLEASE REVIEW!!! And since it's almost Christmas....GIFTS ARE WELCOME AFTER THE SHOW AS WELL AS HUGS AND GLOMPS!! ^__^ BYE!!!