To Annoy The Cullens

By: Alunamai, AnimeAngel41, Lilah Winters, Marshi, Acullenforever, Iggy's Girlfriend, Black Heart Baby, Crestfallenlovesedward1993, and Vampanzee666

Chapter Seven: 100 Ways To Annoy Carlisle Cullen Pt. 3

51 have Alice tickle him

52 make Emmett dress up like a princess and do Swan Lake for him

53 tell him Aro told Jane who told Tanya who told Edward who told Bella who told Mike who told Everyone that Caius thinks Esme is a sexy .

54 decorate his room with My Little Pony decals

55 Tell him he belongs in one of those 'amateur' vampire books

56 hide his pants

57 on the day of his job interview

58 ask him if he wears underwear, and if so what kind?

59 then ask if you can see it

60 tell a bunch of people that he raped Alice

61 then have Alice play along

62 tell him that Esme thinks his tractor's sexy

"When the hell did I get a tractor?"

"We were wondering the same thing."

63 spread a rumor that he is part of the Bad Girl's Club

64 follow him

65 point at his crotch and giggle

66 dye his doctor coats pink!

67 and write Barbie Fangirl on them

68 tell each of the nurses, separately, that he wants them to come over. At the

same time. Oh, bejesus.

69 stick a begonia in his ear

70 spill legos EVERYWHERE.

71 have everybody (meaning edward, bella, esme, Rose, Emmet, Alice, and Jasper) leave for vacation, and then tell them that calisle will meet them in 2 days, and then have the werewolves come, and destroy the house, and make it look like they killed the whole family (using ketchup for bella's blood)

"That could prove to be disasterous…." Edward said as he watched through the two way mirror.

"Yep!"

72 phone his cellphine every 10 minutes, then when he turns it off, phone his office phone every 5 minutes, then we he disconncets that you put a cell phone in his drawer in his office then phone that every 3 minutes, then watch him have a mental breakdown

73 Or… call him every day and put your voice a little higher and every time he answers say some thing like… I love you… and… I miss you.

Ring…. Ring…

"Dr. Cullen here, how may I help you."

"Hey Dr. Cullen, I love you." Emmett said in a high pitch voice. Jasper sat beside him and laughed.

"Who ever this is, stop calling me."

"I can see you Dr. Cullen. You look sexy in your new lab coat."

"It's been six months! Leave me alone, for the love of god, leave me alone!"

74 take vulgar pictures of Esme and him and put them on the hospital website, on his page, for all to see.

75 have Silence of the Lambs play on repeat whilst he is strapped to a chair, being forced to watch.

A/N: Okay, sorry about the wait… long week it has been… sis has been hogging the computer and Christmas was fun… and then I was sick… so yeah! Oh, number 73 I got the idea from Friends… look up the video on you tube. Out in the search Joey Prank Calls Chandler… it's the first one… it's just two pics of them but it is funny as hell… unfortunately the entire clip isn't in there but you get the gist!

I don't own Friends… I also do not own the Twilight Saga. Friends belongs to NBC, and The Twilight saga to Stephenie Meyer!