"Hey." Princess Peach stated to Toad as the two were riding in an elevator together.
"HEY PEACH!" Toad replied in his annoying, high pitched voice. "How are you today?"
Peach farted a smelly tuba toot as she sighed of relief, quickly fanning the air with her right hand. "Peeyew! I think that one might have been the mushroom cake I baked earlier!"
"I hope that's the only thing you bake!" Toad remarked as he bounced around. "I'm so glad I don't have a nose!"
Peach felt a rumble in her stomach as she burped loudly, blushing as she realized how loud that was. "Goodness, that cake really isn't settling in me! I better watch it before..." She then began burping and farting at the same time.
"Wow, and I thought I was annoying!" Toad exclaimed as he kept on bouncing.
Outside the elevator were various Mario enemies, with the elevator itself actually being in one of the much older castles seen in SMB1. As the elevator doors opened, the enemies were greeted with Peach burping and farting while fanning away her stinky brassy gas, the enemies looking at each other as Toadette walked in, feeling the impact of the horrid stench.
"Whoa! And I thought I stink!" Toadette remarked as she walked right out, feeling like her pigtails could melt with how much gas Peach was letting out.
