Hey I just made a new Stan and Kyle one-shot in case you're interested. I understand and don't mind if you aren't though.

Chapter 7

The plane trip was long and painful for the boys. Before they even got on the plane Kenny somehow ended up getting sucked into one of the engines and getting chopped into a million pieces. Even the hungry rats got sucked in as well. Cartman kept on poking Kyle in the side which annoyed him to the point that he got up and threw a suitcase at Cartman hitting him in the head. Luckily this knocked him out so no one had to put up with him for the rest of the flight.

When they finally arrived at JFK airport near the city the three boys met up with Kenny who had resurrected just as they were getting off the plane. It was the middle of the night so the boys didn't linger at the airport. As soon as they stepped outside Cartman put his hands over his nose and shouted. "Oh my God what's that smell?!"

"We're in New Jersey right now," said Kenny.

"So those asshole pilots took us to the wrong place?!" Cartman yelled outraged.

"No retard New Jersey is right next to New York!" said Kyle impatiently.

"Let's go we need to get a cab," said Stan and he flagged one down.

"Take us to the nearest hotel in New York City," Kyle said to the taxi driver.

It didn't take long to get to the city since the airport was so close. Once they were in the city the cab pulled up to the closest hotel. As he waited to be paid everyone looked at Kyle. "Why the hell do I have to pay for everything?" he asked.

Cartman snorted and said, "Typically of the jew to not want to spend any money".

Kyle started to yelled insults at Cartman and Stan paid the driver to shut the two of them up. It wasn't until they were all out of the cab and it drove away that they realized they were probably at the dumpiest most low rent hotel in New York City. The was a dingy sign on it that said "Jail Break Hotel".

"Aww weak," said Cartman as soon as he looked at the hotel.

"Come on let's go in," Stan said sounding very drained.

"Dude there is no way we are staying here," Kyle protested.

"Kyle, it's the middle of the night and we're all exhausted," said Stan.

"But there's probably fugitives of the law in there!" Kyle exclaimed.

"Dude we're in the fourth grade we don't even know what fugitive means," said Cartman.

"I do you dumbass!" yelled Kyle.

"Guys shut up!" Stan shouted angrily.

Too tired to argue anymore the boys kept their mouths shut an went into the hotel.

Sorry about the shortness. I wanted to end it there. Also I hope I didn't offend anyone who lives in New Jersey. XD