"Moony, WHAT DO I DO?"

Remus, Sirius, and Peter groaned. James was hyperventilating. Again.

"I need new dress robes, an emerald necklace for Lily, emerald earrings for Lily, I need to straighten my awesome hair; it looks stupid! and I-"

Sirius cut him off swiftly before the three Marauders starting considering jumping out the dorm to avoid James' rambling.

"Ok, let's clear a few things up. You bought new dress robes TWO DAYS AGO, if you get ANY jewelry for Lily, she will MURDER you, your hair is NOT awesome, and it DOES look stupid, but apparently Lily likes people with stupid hair."

James gave him a wounded look, then continued, "And I need a Hippogriff-drawn carriage, and-"

"Plan Hyperventilating Jily," muttered Sirius.

"I can't believe we actually have to use it," mumbled Peter.

"I'll go, I'm on better terms with her than you two," hissed Remus.

Remus stood up and went for the door.

"WHERE ARE YOU GOING, MOONY?! I NEED YOU!" screamed James.

"I'm going to tell Lily that you broke up with her."

James paled. "WHAT? I AM NOT-"

"Silencio!" whispered Remus.

"!"


"Hey, Lily!"

Lily spun around. "Oh, hi, Remus!

Remus beamed. "James is breaking up with you."

The whole common room went silent.

Lily stared at him, her face going white. "W-what? H-he's b-breaking u-up w-with m-me?"

Suddenly, the door to the seventh-year boys' dorm flew open.

"NNNNN LLLY! RM LYYY!" shouted James.

Lily stared at him. "YOU'RE BREAKING UP WITH ME?"

"NNNNNN!" screamed James, going completely white.

"Sonurus," muttered Peter.

"I LOVE YOU, LILY! I AM NOT BREAKING UP WITH YOU! REMUS, SIRIUS, AND PETER ARE EVIL, PLOTTING MUNCHKINS!" yelled James.

Lily paled even more, then realized what James had just said, and started blushing.

"Soo... We're still going to Hogsmeade today?"

James glared at the rest of the Marauders and said, "Obviously. Also, I am going to MURDER you three when we come back."


A/N: Yay, To be a Marauder is officially over! I would like to thank everyone who reviewed, I wrote this chapter especially for you guys/girls/gals/whatever/alien?