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Chat room 56788
Blondedoctor1: Alex...
xxlovestequila: Is there something you want to tell us?
Chicksarecrazy: About what?
Blondedoctor1: I don't know… anything… new going on in your life?
Chicksarecrazy: Okay what the hell are you talking about?
Blondedoctor1: Nothing, nothing at all.
CallieO'Malley: Okay, we need to talk.
Fieryredheadx: About?
CallieO'Malley: Something I heard.
Fieryredheadx: From?
CallieO'Malley: George... who heard it from Izzie, who apparently heard it for her self which is really disturbing but whatever.
Fieryredheadx: Callie, what are you talking about?
CallieO'Malley: Alex probably shouldn't have left his phone in his pocket last night.
Fieryredheadx: Oh my god…
Ilovewomen: Addison is going to kill you, you do realize that right?
Blondedoctor1: Why?
Ilovewomen: Um, telling everyone in the hospital about last night probably wasn't such a great idea.
Blondedoctor1: Whatever, telling me someone is going to kill me, not exactly a great way of trying to get in my pants.
Ilovewomen: I told you, I'm not trying to get in your pants.
Blondedoctor1: Uhuh, sure.
Bloodiscandy: Meredith
Auto response from xxlovestequila: Addison's, bye.
Bloodiscandy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!
Bloodiscandy: You're seriously over at Satan's.
Bloodiscandy: Seriously!
Ilovewomen: Are you aware of the fact that your girlfriend is currently hanging out with your ex wife?
Thingforferryboats: They're what?!
Ilovewomen: Hanging out.
Thingforferryboats: Wait like… together?
Ilovewomen: Yes, Derek, together.
Thingforferryboats: Holy shit...
Thingforferryboats: Addison, what the hell do you think you're doing!?
Fieryredheadx: We're friends, Derek.
Thingforferryboats: You and Meredith can not be friends.
Fieryredheadx: Why?
Thingforferryboats: Because! You're my ex wife, and she's my girlfriend, it's just not right.
Fieryredheadx: Not everything is about you, Derek.
Thingforferryboats: Addison I swear to god if you do anything to her…
Fieryredheadx: Derek, Meredith and I are friends, get over it.
Ilovewomen: What are you doing tonight?
Blondedoctor1: Nothing.
Ilovewomen: Wrong, you're going to dinner with me.
Blondedoctor1: Oh I am?
Ilovewomen: Yes.
Blondedoctor1: Fine.
Chicksarecrazy: Addison
Fieryredheadx: Alex
Chicksarecrazy: What are you doing?
Fieryredheadx: I'm with Meredith.
Chicksarecrazy: You're what!? Never mind, not important. Am I coming over tonight?
Fieryredheadx: Do you want to come over tonight?
Chicksarecrazy: Well… duh.
Fieryredheadx: Then yes.
That night
Bloodiscandy: Where's Barbie?
xxlovestequila: I have no clue.
Bloodiscandy: The only people not online are Satan, Evil Spawn, McSteamy and Barbie.
xxlovestequila: Well, we know what Addison and Alex are doing…
Bloodiscandy: Satan and Evil Spawn! Awwww!
xxlovestequila: Be nice.
Bloodiscandy: You don't think Barbie's with McSteamy?
xxlovestequila: No… no, definitely not.
Bloodiscandy: Oh my god! They'd be like Barbie and Ken!
xxlovestequila: You are so weird.
Bloodiscandy: Nope, just funny, I am freaking hilarious.
xxlovestequila: Oh, definitely.
xxlovestequila: Derek.
Thingforferryboats: Meredith.
xxlovestequila: Where's Mark?
Thingforferryboats: I can't tell you
xxlovestequila: Why?
Thingforferryboats: I promised, sorry.
xxlovestequila: What do you want?
Thingforferryboats: Oh, you know what I want.
xxlovestequila: Derek i am not having sex with you.
Thingforferryboats: Then I guess you don't need to know where Mark is.
xxlovestequila: Ugh, fine!
Thingforferryboats: He's with Izzie.
xxlovestequila: I knew it!
CallieO'Malley: Okay, so details, hows the sex?
Fieryredheadx: Callie!
CallieO'Malley: Spill, you filthy, dirty woman!
Fieryredheadx: Um, excuse me!
CallieO'Malley: But you're incredibly hot! So it's okay.
Fieryredheadx: Right.
CallieO'Malley: So the sex...
Fieryredheadx: Is amazing.
CallieO'Malley: Better than Mark?
Fieryredheadx: Better than Mark.
CallieO'Malley: Is that even possible?
MANLYMAN: Hello! I'm still here!
CallieO'Malley: Oh shit! I forgot!
Fieryredheadx: Oh my god, how long has he been here?
MANLYMAN: The whole time.
Fieryredheadx: Callie I am going to kill you.
CallieO'Malley: Bye!
Bloodiscandy: Meredith! Did you find out where Barbie was?
Auto response from xxlovestequila: Sorry Cristina, Derek and I are having hot sex right now so leave a message.
Bloodiscandy: Oh, I so did not need to hear that!
Bloodiscandy: Whoa, wait, 'Cristina', how'd you know I was going to i.m. you?!
Bloodiscandy: Meredith!!
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