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Chat room 56788

Blondedoctor1: Alex...

xxlovestequila: Is there something you want to tell us?

Chicksarecrazy: About what?

Blondedoctor1: I don't know… anything… new going on in your life?

Chicksarecrazy: Okay what the hell are you talking about?

Blondedoctor1: Nothing, nothing at all.


CallieO'Malley: Okay, we need to talk.

Fieryredheadx: About?

CallieO'Malley: Something I heard.

Fieryredheadx: From?

CallieO'Malley: George... who heard it from Izzie, who apparently heard it for her self which is really disturbing but whatever.

Fieryredheadx: Callie, what are you talking about?

CallieO'Malley: Alex probably shouldn't have left his phone in his pocket last night.

Fieryredheadx: Oh my god…


Ilovewomen: Addison is going to kill you, you do realize that right?

Blondedoctor1: Why?

Ilovewomen: Um, telling everyone in the hospital about last night probably wasn't such a great idea.

Blondedoctor1: Whatever, telling me someone is going to kill me, not exactly a great way of trying to get in my pants.

Ilovewomen: I told you, I'm not trying to get in your pants.

Blondedoctor1: Uhuh, sure.


Bloodiscandy: Meredith

Auto response from xxlovestequila: Addison's, bye.

Bloodiscandy: ARE YOU KIDDING ME!

Bloodiscandy: You're seriously over at Satan's.

Bloodiscandy: Seriously!


Ilovewomen: Are you aware of the fact that your girlfriend is currently hanging out with your ex wife?

Thingforferryboats: They're what?!

Ilovewomen: Hanging out.

Thingforferryboats: Wait like… together?

Ilovewomen: Yes, Derek, together.

Thingforferryboats: Holy shit...


Thingforferryboats: Addison, what the hell do you think you're doing!?

Fieryredheadx: We're friends, Derek.

Thingforferryboats: You and Meredith can not be friends.

Fieryredheadx: Why?

Thingforferryboats: Because! You're my ex wife, and she's my girlfriend, it's just not right.

Fieryredheadx: Not everything is about you, Derek.

Thingforferryboats: Addison I swear to god if you do anything to her…

Fieryredheadx: Derek, Meredith and I are friends, get over it.


Ilovewomen: What are you doing tonight?

Blondedoctor1: Nothing.

Ilovewomen: Wrong, you're going to dinner with me.

Blondedoctor1: Oh I am?

Ilovewomen: Yes.

Blondedoctor1: Fine.


Chicksarecrazy: Addison

Fieryredheadx: Alex

Chicksarecrazy: What are you doing?

Fieryredheadx: I'm with Meredith.

Chicksarecrazy: You're what!? Never mind, not important. Am I coming over tonight?

Fieryredheadx: Do you want to come over tonight?

Chicksarecrazy: Well… duh.

Fieryredheadx: Then yes.


That night

Bloodiscandy: Where's Barbie?

xxlovestequila: I have no clue.

Bloodiscandy: The only people not online are Satan, Evil Spawn, McSteamy and Barbie.

xxlovestequila: Well, we know what Addison and Alex are doing…

Bloodiscandy: Satan and Evil Spawn! Awwww!

xxlovestequila: Be nice.

Bloodiscandy: You don't think Barbie's with McSteamy?

xxlovestequila: No… no, definitely not.

Bloodiscandy: Oh my god! They'd be like Barbie and Ken!

xxlovestequila: You are so weird.

Bloodiscandy: Nope, just funny, I am freaking hilarious.

xxlovestequila: Oh, definitely.


xxlovestequila: Derek.

Thingforferryboats: Meredith.

xxlovestequila: Where's Mark?

Thingforferryboats: I can't tell you

xxlovestequila: Why?

Thingforferryboats: I promised, sorry.

xxlovestequila: What do you want?

Thingforferryboats: Oh, you know what I want.

xxlovestequila: Derek i am not having sex with you.

Thingforferryboats: Then I guess you don't need to know where Mark is.

xxlovestequila: Ugh, fine!

Thingforferryboats: He's with Izzie.

xxlovestequila: I knew it!


CallieO'Malley: Okay, so details, hows the sex?

Fieryredheadx: Callie!

CallieO'Malley: Spill, you filthy, dirty woman!

Fieryredheadx: Um, excuse me!

CallieO'Malley: But you're incredibly hot! So it's okay.

Fieryredheadx: Right.

CallieO'Malley: So the sex...

Fieryredheadx: Is amazing.

CallieO'Malley: Better than Mark?

Fieryredheadx: Better than Mark.

CallieO'Malley: Is that even possible?

MANLYMAN: Hello! I'm still here!

CallieO'Malley: Oh shit! I forgot!

Fieryredheadx: Oh my god, how long has he been here?

MANLYMAN: The whole time.

Fieryredheadx: Callie I am going to kill you.

CallieO'Malley: Bye!


Bloodiscandy: Meredith! Did you find out where Barbie was?

Auto response from xxlovestequila: Sorry Cristina, Derek and I are having hot sex right now so leave a message.

Bloodiscandy: Oh, I so did not need to hear that!

Bloodiscandy: Whoa, wait, 'Cristina', how'd you know I was going to i.m. you?!

Bloodiscandy: Meredith!!


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