Mahou Eierutii Akuma Slayer chapter 7: Dreams and Nightmares
Me: OK guys here is a new chapter... *Fourth wall breaks down*
*Axel and Deadpool walk in and yell*
Me: What the hell! Deadpool!? I thought Marvel locked you up in the negative zone! You invade my Kamen Rider Caliburn story... and now this!? Also why are you here Axel!?
Axel & Deadpool: Dude... you didn't ****ing update for like... months! At the very least it feels like it!
Me: Yeah but schools a bitch and...
Deadpool: Shut it emo kid! Now write!
Axel: Hell yeah! Breaking the Fourth wall is fun! Hey, I can give myself a power up!
Me: Hey guys, don't touch that! It'll unbalance the freaking story!
Axel: Hey why not, you guys are all insane with drunken mad power.
Me: You are just as strong, look at your sword!
Axel: Sure it's strong but it can't kill these demons fast enough!
Me: Dude... you have no idea.
Axel: What?
Me: If I told you a spoiler would occur.
*Hears guns locking*
Deadpool: Quit stalling write the freaking fan-fiction!
Me:... Sorry guys it won't be very accurate but meh, I haven't updated in a LONG time.
(This is partially written by those who submitted OCs to the story. Please ignore the difference)
(OK here's the story. Tsukiyo.)
Demons falling left and right. Just the way I like it. Nothing personal though. It just feels good to hit a big boasting bastard to the cold dirt. It all seemed to be going so well. Till Asuna gets caught by one and a huge beam of light bursts forth with tons of magical power! We all pretty much stop and I lost some of my "insanity". Well Arron is drooling... and Takimi has this mad look... like he wants to blow the thing up. Kind of scary. "Stop or we'll kill the girl!" Was what Asuna's captives were saying and the usual stuff. My body is really tired right now. "It's going to be fine. We don't even have to do anything and this will all work out" Axel murmurs. I stare at him. "All hail Ken Akamatsu!" He does a salute. "Who the hell is Ken Akamatsu! Wait shouldn't we try to help Asuna!" I yelled at him. He doesn't seem to mind. "I read the manga". A pause. "What?" I ask. "Ah if I told you the universe would collapse upon itself". Ooookkkkaaaaayyyyy? What is he talking about... gun shots! Mana! She freed Asuna and was firing with a hunter rifle and wasting these guys! Ku Fei then rushes in and starts kicking and punching away... maybe I should learn nothing is impossible. "What is this, insanely powerful, like brats and girls are kicking our asses everywhere! And they have legendary weapons! Why!"
"Hey... I'm starting to get bored here. Can we just blast our way to Negi?" Cyrus is lying on the floor yawning, playing with puppets that seemed to come out of nowhere... "Axel, just use your Caladbolg and end it..." Cyrus is somewhat half sleeping in the battle field. Most of the demons are either fighting or giving us the "are you serious" look. "Urgh fine Axel, say these words. Iontach lann roinn dorchadas. And be very careful what you do with it next". Axel tries to say the words and starts slashing wildly in the air. "Ah, screw this! Meraung! Caladbolg!" He does a pose and then makes one power cut at a demon! Then something happened. The sword became... huge. Buster Sword huge, it ripped through dozens of them and sent a burst of magical energy wrecking a clean line through the enemy. "How did you do that!?" I'm shocked. Everyone's somewhat interested in what he did, "I don't know... I was just copying a bad-ass pose from a manga and that happens... I didn't think it would actually work... hehehehehe!" The huge sword and Axel turn. The demons seem to curse and take some distance. "The answer to all of life's problems... a huge sword!" Cyrus got up as Axel slashed a path past the hoard of demons. "Good, it's not so crowded any more".
"Huh?" I ask as Cyrus tapped the ground twice with his staff, and before we knew it, a huge number of shadow minions come up from beneath and engage the demons around us! "Couldn't you have done that sooner!?" "I needed the space to cast this one." Cyrus responds at me, before slicing the head off one demon that came at him. He didn't even bother to look at the demon! Just how good is this guy!?
We then notice that Asuna and Setsuna are running off into the forest, where the huge beam of magic energy surges from. "Takimi-kun, with me!" Cyrus shouts and Takimi follows. Before entering the forest, Cyrus shot a beam of light at me, and it hit me! "In case you're wondering, I transferred command of the shadows minions to you! Take care while we're gone!" With that, both he and Takimi were gone.
"Eh?" I say at first, trying to decipher what Cyrus just said. "EHHH!? I don't know how to control an army!" I shout back at him, even though I know that he either couldn't hear me, or he didn't bother.
(Cyrus)
I decided that it was time I activated my artefact. I take a look at my card as I pull it out. It was a decent card, Gold being the main colour of the circle behind me, with a starry sky as my astrology sign. My virtue seemed to be Wisdom. Well, given my own age, that was expected. Direction, was Centrum? The middle of it all? Well, I guess it made sense, given that I remember clear who it was who taught me. Moreover, my name in the Latin on the card is 'Malus Cyrus', now which was something of a giveaway. I seem to have some sort of small object floating in front of me. So I was either support, or just a common everyday partner. Shame. Oh well…
"Adeat!" I shout as the card turned itself into the small statuette. It resembled a warhorse that had armour, covering it fully. Okay, maybe it wasn't an everyday artefact. But how does it… wait, it starts glowing?
"What's that?" Takimi asks as we catch up with Asuna and Setsuna. Before we knew it, I was astride a huge black steed in armour that looked like the same from the figurine.
"A faster way to get to Negi-kun." I say as I pick up all three of them without any bother at all, and we set off. Now, I have ridden on horses before, the proud Arabian pure-blood horses are some of the greatest, I swear. This horse seemed able to outrace even them, even Sea Biscuit, even with armour on. ([1]) I would say about 40 mph! Horses go only about 30 normally! "Hold tight!" I instruct them whilst they all hold on to me. "I'm not used to having passengers on a horse."
"This is fantastic!" Asuna screams next to me. "Now we'll be able to reach Negi!"
"Hold on!" Chamo's voice came to us whilst our steady mount rushes through the forest, past Kaede-kun and that Inuyasha kid, whooshing past them. Was that Yue-chan as well back there? Whew, she escaped. You won't get here in time! We're going to summon you!"
"About time!" I shout back at him without having to use the card to make telepathy. I pull the reins on the horse and we reel back as he rose up on his two feet, as the magic circle of the pactio embraces us.
Next thing we know, we are on a deck on a lake, facing the same white haired boy who had attacked us earlier at the mansion. Looks like Negi-kun has been busy on his own.
"Guys." Negi called to us from behind, lying down on the ground with Chamo next to him. "I'm sorry, I couldn't reach Konoka-san in time."
"That's fine, Negi." Asuna responded at him, risking to look back, therefore she saw the big four armed demon that was rising from a huge boulder with sacred Sanskrit ropes around it. "Oh, OH MY GOD, what is that!?" She screamed at it, and the rest of us dare to have a look.
"It kinda looked smaller from a distance…" I say personally, somewhat discouraged from the sheer size of the demon.
"Well, then." The white haired one says, making us turn back to him. "I suppose I should make the first move." He started to move his arms in a pattern I recognize far too well. "…Visju Tal Li Sjutal Vangeit, Basiliske Galeote meta Kokto Podon kai..."
"What the?" Chamo started. "An activation… He's a western mage! And this is a- Somebody stop him!" He screamed at us whilst taking cover behind Asuna-kun.
"No go!" I scream back at him! "It's too late!"
« ...Kakoin Ommatoin Pnoen Tou Iou Ton Chronon Parairousan! » The white haired one continued at his spell. "Pnoe Petras!"
[1] Sea Biscuit was a famous competition horse in the 1930s of the US. He was made World Champion Horse and no one has ever beaten his record. Autopsy of him revealed that he had abnormally large lungs for a horse.
