Shrimpeater: Hello again, just to ask again who you think is will be ending up with who. Come on people, I know you wanna tell me... please (gives big eyes)

And I hope you will find this chapter funny, like I did when I wrote it.

Hope you like this chapter!

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After Envidia put Ty to sleep, Sar entered the room.

Sar noticed the sleeping Ty, poked her foot and it twitched.

Sar then had a sneaky smirk reach her lips.

She could smell the booze that Ty had drank earlier that night.

She went up to her ear and said sweetly, "Good night"

And then yelled "WAKE UP!"

That made Ty snap her eyes open and roll right off her bed on the other side and land where else?

The floor

"What's wrong with you?" Ty asked Sar, sitting up.

Sar just shrugged and said, "I just thought you would like to know that the runt wants to see you"

"Is this about leaving?"

"Oh no, but I'll tell you what's it about" Ty stared at Sar for her to say what it was.

"He wants to see you about you leaving" Sar nodded.

"You...uh... it's worse...what's the matter with you?" Ty asked.

"I dunno, Can I scare some psychologists? Please?" Sar asked like a kid wanting a toy from Toys-R-Us.

"I hate you" Ty got up and went downstairs with Sar behind her.

"All right Fullmetal, What is it? I was asleep," Ty said, walking into the living room where all the other girls were.

Ed was standing, Ego and Spacey was sitting on chairs and the rest on the floor.

"Yea, I was asleep too, what's up?" Envidia asked, yawning.

"Your depriving me from my steam facial" Ego said.

All the girls groaned at her and threw pillows at her.

"Let's just get this over with," Dream said to Ed.

"Now that I can speak, we have a guest and he wanted to come see how you girls were doing" Ed sighed, obviously, he didn't want who ever it was to be here, either (hint: hint).

"Hello Ladies" They heard from behind them.

All the girls turned their heads slowly and saw Roy Mustang and Riza Hawlkeye.

"You mean I got up from sleeping for THIS?" Both Envidia and Ty jumped up and yelled.

"Relax, I know, but he insisted to see you all" Riza sighed; she didn't want to be there either.

"I feel for you miss Hawlkeye" Spacey said to her.

"Alright I thought I'd drop this off myself to see everyone's reaction" Roy announced.

"I hope you know I hate you" Sar said to him.

Roy ignored her and held out the most fearful thing in the WORLD!

A FURBY! (Dun-Dun-Dun)

"Permission to speak" Envidia had gotten up and stood at attention.

"What is it?" Roy asked.

"What the hell is that, colonel?" She asked him, shuddering at what it was.

"It's called a Furby, I wanted to see how you girls would react to it" Roy chuckled.

"How cute... Don't you think so, Ty?" Ego asked, grabbing Ty's arm...who was half asleep.

"...Uh... huh?..." Ty dosed off.

"That thing looks creepy sir" Dream said, picking it up.

"It's staring at me..." Sar shuddered and ran behind Spacey.

"I'm glad I can't see it" Spacey said dryly.

"KILL IT!" Sar grabbed a random thing (like a table) and threw it at the Furby, That Dream threw out of her hands and it landed on the floor and it smashed into pieces.

"I can tell someone doesn't like it" Roy said, eyeing Sar.

They all looked to see the Furby in pieces, but it wasn't there.

"It's supposed to be in a million pieces... Where are the pieces?" Sexxxy asked.

"Why don't you all look in the other room for it" Spacey said, dryly again.

Everyone who was awake looked around the corner at the dinner table and there sat the Furby.

"Sir, Permission to speak again" Envidia said, straightening her self.

"Yes?" Roy sighed.

"THAT THING IS CREEPY AS ALL HELL!" Envidia jumped and yelled at Mustang.

"I agree" Ego said, strangling Ty's arm.

"You just said it was cute... what made you change your mind?" Sar smirked at Ego.

"Let's see, the little minor fact that...IT JUST CAME BACK!"

"What do we do with it?" Dream asked in a panic.

"I CAN'T SLEEP!" Izumi yelled, she had just walked in the living room.

"Miss Izumi, What's-his-face brought a Furby in your house" Sar pointed to Roy.

"A what?" Izumi asked.

"This EVIL THING!" Envidia, Sexxxy, Dream and Ego all yelled and pointed at the Furby.

"Oh..." Izumi sighed and pushed Roy to the door, "You shouldn't be here and I'm tired, Leave"

Izumi pushed Roy out side and slammed the door in his face.

"So long" Riza bowed and let her self out.

"Now, TO BED!" Izumi yelled at them.

"Absolutely..." Ty mumbled and fell asleep standing.

She was caught By Ego and Envidia before she fell.

"Whoa, Ty, what have you been drinking?" Ego asked, kind of loud after sniffing the air around Ty's head.

Envidia covered Ego's mouth with her free hand and then whispered, "sshh... I'll explain"

"Umm...Never mind" Ego said.

"Hold on, what did you smell?" Ed asked.

"No smell, you must be going crazy, there's no smell" Ego said, faking a smile, unfortunately she cannot lie...about anyone or anything.

"There's no smell, Fullmetal, Honest," Envidia said to him.

He shrugged and let them go up stairs to put Ty to bed.

They got Ty to bed and on the way, Envidia told Ego a lie about Ty's bad smelling breath.

"So Sar gave her something to drink from the Toilet and now she's sick?" Ego repeated back to Envidia.

"Yep" Envidia said and waved to Ego when she went to her room.

When Envidia did go in, she felt something pull her in her room and shut the door.

She shut her eyes when that happened, when she finally looked up, she saw Envy staring down at her.

"What the hell are you doing in here?" Envidia growled at him.

"Hey, Watch it" Envy grabbed her arm, "Lets go"

"Where? I'm not going anywhere with you" Envidia spit in his face (literally spit in his face).

Envy didn't answer, he just grabbed her arm and pinned her to the floor.

"OW! WATCH IT-" Envidia was cut off, Envy had took off her bandanna and rapped it around her eyes.

Envy was sitting on her back, one hand holding her wrists, the other tying off the bandanna over her eyes.

"Finished" Envy picked her up over his shoulder and jumped out the window.

"They better hurry up," Envy mumbled as Envidia was in too much fear to speak.

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Wrath and Greed had sneaked into Ty and Sar's room.

Sar had just arrived and she was lying on her bed, asleep.

Wrath climbed out from under Sar's bed and Greed came out of the closet, which was surprisingly big enough for him to fit.

"That was easy" Greed mumbled.

"Lets try not to lose them again, okay?" Wrath remained Greed, as Greed rolled his eyes.

Wrath was afraid to touch Sar, so he clapped his hands and ropes came out of the bed, covering Sar (who woke up in shock) from mouth to knee.

"Like I said, Easy" Greed said as he grabbed the washed up Ty and threw over his shoulder.

They jumped out the window and went up to Envy.

"It's about time, what took you?" Envy sighed, "never mind, we'll come for the rest later, we'll have to get these to Dante"

Envy said as all three homunculus ran off with their catch.

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Sexxxy had just heard a loud thump and ran upstairs to find Ego in the hallway.

"Did you just hear that?" Sexxxy asked Ego.

"Sure did, It came from your room and Ty's room" Ego told her.

"Go check Ty's room" Sexxxy watched Ego run down to the other room.

Sexxxy kicked her door down and walked in.

She looked around, Where's Envidia?

"Where is she?" Sexxxy mumbled.

"Ty and Sar aren't in there" Ego ran back to Sexxxy, "And I know Ty was supposed to be in there and Envidia went to her room"

"And Sar said she was going to bed...Where are-"Sexxxy stopped and listened.

She heard footsteps...on the outside.

She went to the window and was able to get a glimpse of Envy, Greed, and Wrath runs off with their catch.

"Ego...go get Spacey and Dream" Sexxxy said as she watched them run off.

"Why?"

"Because, we need a good pair of eyes and a good liar" Sexxxy smirked.

Ego ran off and in a minute or two came back.

"Envidia, Ty and Sar were kidnapped by the palm tree and some others that he was with, I'm going to get them, and we would be breaking a few rules, which wants to come?" Sexxxy asked her sisters.

"I would be speaking for all of us when I say," Dream took in a breath,

"to Hell with the rules"

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"As soon as we get out of this, I swear I'll find a way to kill you, Envy" Envidia said, bandanna still over her eyes.

"Oh shut up already" Envy scowled.

He would rather kill her right now than take her to Dante.

Envy, Greed and Wrath were carrying the three girls. Envy and Greed had Envidia and Ty over their shoulders and Wrath had Sar bridal style.

Sar had the rope over her mouth but Wrath could tell that she was cursing him...allot.

"Hey Envy, are we there yet?" Wrath asked Envy.

"Make him shut up" Greed yelled at Envy.

"You could shut up too" Envy scowled and continued to walk.

"Hey Envy...I just remembered something" Envidia said, "Sar and I have a little problem"

She smirked.

"What kind of problem?" Envy asked.

"Um...have you ever heard of a period?"

That's when Envy dropped her on the ground.

"Envy, what's wrong?" Wrath asked Envy, who was now on the ground holding his head.

"Periods... I hate women on their periods..." Envy mumbled.

"What's a period?" Wrath asked Greed.

"I'm...not the one to ask... about that" Greed stuttered...unfortunately Greed and Envy feared the same thing... Periods.

"I'm so lost" Wrath stared at Envy and then at Greed.

"Hey" Sar sounded muffled.

Wrath sat Sar down and pulled the rope that was on her mouth a little to where she could speak.

"You wanna know what a period is?" Sar asked Wrath with a sugar coated voice.

Wrath looked at her face and then shock his head, "No, I change my mind"

Wrath let go of the rope so it snapped on her mouth, "I don't' think I want to know about something that makes the already insane go insane"

"Alright you two, come on" Greed walked away, kicking Envy on the way.

Envy snapped and jumped at Greed and attacked him.

Wrath shock his head and watched as the two brothers were attacking each other…and Ty being thrown to the sidelines somewhere in the middle of it all (she's still washed up).

Envidia, realizing that Envy did not have a death grip on her, moved the bandanna from her eyes to see exactly what was going on.

"Put that back on" Wrath went up to Envidia and pushed the bandanna back on her eyes.

Envidia then pushed the bandanna back up and Wrath pushed it back down.

This went on five more times and finally Wrath got fed up with it and clapped his hand and attached his hand to her head.

Using alchemy, he attached her bandanna to her checks under her eyes.

She began to scratch her face trying to get the bandanna off of her face.

Envy and Greed halted; both had a death grip on each other's throats.

"What did you do?" Envy asked Wrath.

"I clapped my hands" Wrath said, shutting his eyes and holding up his hands.

Envy and Greed let each other go and remembered what they were doing.

"Okay, first we get them to Dante, then we finish our battle" Greed told Envy as he picked up Ty.

Envy nodded and grabbed the screaming Envidia and Wrath dragged Sar, not even planning to carry her like he did, but to drag her on the ground, hurting her butt on the way to Dante.

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While this was going on, the girls were plotting an evil plan to get out of the house.

"Okay, everyone's got the plan?" Sexxxy asked the other girls…. and Al.

Wait…. Al?

"Go for it, Al" Dream patted the big armor guy on his back.

"But I've never tricked my brother before…." Al stuttered.

"Come on, think of this as a good experience for next time" Ego told him.

They heard Al sigh and walk away.

"Brother, can we talk?" Al walked in on his brother in the kitchen… while he was eating something…what it is, we may never know.

"About?" Ed asked Al as he walked closer to Ed.

"Um…well…"

"Oh, you mean about the opposite gender?" Ed asked him, as he chuckled to himself, "What would you like to know?"

"Um…well…everything" Al said.

"Everything?" Ed asked back, confused.

"Yes, everything"

"Everything-everything?"

"Please don't make me say it again, brother"

"Alright…lets see what I know" Ed said thoughtfully.

When Ed said that, Al, whose hand was behind his back made a finger motion to go.

The girls saw the signal and ran out of the house.

"Alright, now to follow the loons that took our sisters" Sexxxy declared and laughed like a maniac.

"Sometimes I wonder about her…. allot" Dream slapped her forehead.

This whole time, Spacey had something tucked under her arm, because of the fact that she couldn't see it very well, she couldn't have been scared of it, but she knew who it would scare…

scare them to death…

if they could die that is.

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shrimpeater: don't forget to tell me who you think will be with who...come on, you wanna tell me...Don't you?