Chapter- 7 Arrested!
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I do not own Naruto. *Sighs*
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All I want to say for this chapter is.. nothing really
NOW remember what I said..
I can kill anyone in this story and I mean anyone..
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What the F #$, aru!
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Remember: this was only made because I was bored and I was currently in this fandomness.
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Arrested for being an Uchicha.
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Reviews:
Neh, Guest- san. Sasuke will be falling for Naruto again, it's because of something that happened to Kitsune (hurrhurr). That's why both of them are forced to be together~ Thank you for the review, and stay tuned!
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2 hours after running away, The uchicha twins were exhausted from running, only 2 hours to go and they will definetly arrive at konoha. "neh, nii- san.. Do you have some water in there?" she asks. The older twin shook his head and frowned. "we don't have money either, no?" he said. "Uhhh... we have but it doesn't really fit for the two of us." she said, the older twin smiled and grinned, "Don't worry. We'll figure something out." he said.
meanwhile back in the hut.
Megumi still slept like a baby. Not knowing of the whereabouts of the Uchicha twins.
7:30 am, and both of the Uchicha twins are already starving, Luckily for them Kitsune stole some 1000 yen on Megumi's purse, which is good for breakfast and lunch only. Upon arriving on the gates of Konoha, Two Female Jounin Ninjas halted them. "who are you?" The blonde girl said, Since both Uchichas were carrying they're packbag, The Uchicha fan symbol wasn't exposed to the Ninjas. "Hi! my name is Kitsune.." thinking for another last name, Kitsune then remembered her Aunt Megumi. ".. Masaomi.. My name is Kitsune Masaomi. And here is My twin brother, Ryuu Masaomi." she said, while pointing her brother which only replied with a snob and 'Hn.' Which made Ino remember her crush; Sasuke Uchicha. "O-okay, you can pass..." Both the Ino and Tenmari agreed to. "Thanks!" The blonde Uchicha replied, while giving them her Signature grin (A/N: Which looks like Naruto's) before entering the gates. Leaving both Ninjas in a daze.
After entering the Gates, A very wonderful smell lingered under they're nose. They followed the smell which lead them to Ichiraku's Eatery.
Both of the Uchichas smiled to each other and sprint towards the eatery.
8:30 AM and FINALLY Megumi is awake, Walking towards the Twin's room only discovering it to be ..-you guessed it- EMPTY! her eyes widened like dinner plates and her jaw dropped.
"Oh my Kami, Sasuke would deffinetely kill me.." she voiced.
back to the Uchicha twins.
Kitsune as the social bitch she is, she ordered two tomato and chicken flavored ramen which cost 200 yen each. "Arigatou Gozaimas!" she replied to the sales man, she flashed him a cheeky smile before turning her heel towards his brother. The brunette sales man then was astonished on how the blonde hair girl look like the new and current Hokoge.
1:30 PM
in the Hokage's office
Naruto is bored.
Super bored..
Ever since he became Hokage he had never have the time to go adventuring and they're were pretty much paper works to fill in and damn he looks like That doll in the movie conjuring! How hazzrd does he look? I mean don't get me wrong but he really likes to be a Hokage- but damn this was serious stuff. Returning his look at the pile of papers that was piling and piling everyday, he then sighed. How he wanted Sasuke was here. I mean yeah he had Sai as his lover AND fuck buddy( and they always use condom), but he still can't get his mind off Sasuke, that tight ass bestfriend of him that mysteriously dissapeared. He facepalmed and proceeded into rubbing his temples.
And their was a knock.
"Ughh.. Who is it?" he said while groaning and turning to glare at the door. "Man. What crawled up on your ass and died?" A bunetted man said while opening the door. "Aish! Kiba, what the hell are you doing here?!" Naruto said, The said man smiled, then grinned. "Well, I just wanted to see my dear Mr. Hokage-Naruto UzumakI." He grinned. Naruto rolled his eyes and sighed. "Kiba, What do you seriously want?" he frowned, the brunette man only smiled and placed his hands on Naruto's table. "You need to relax,Naruto. The gang would have a party in Ichiraku's. So be there at 9:30 pm" and with that said, Kiba left. Naruto sighed and leaned again on his chair. He smiled and began scurrying on his work.
"Maybe this isn't bad at all..."
After 12 hours and 30 minutes of going on an adventure in Konoha, Buying things for their Aunt Megumi and For their Daddy. Both Uchichas were hungry and my dear god they already fished out they're remaining money. Both Uchicha's smelled the familiar scent of ramen and they then dashed towards the eatery.
Upon entering the Eatery, they were then surrounded by loud bombering music. Both Uchichas were then currious and continued to make their way towards the Counter. "Neh, Onee-san, What's the ocassion?" Kitsune asks, The brunette salesman looked over on the blonde Uchicha and smiled, "The Hokage and his friends are comming over, so that's why the store is reserved for now. Please come back tomorrow." he said politely, both of the Uchichad looked at each other and frowned, "Okay." they said in unision. The Twins were supposed to turn on they're heels when suddenly "Boss, The club's singers where nowhere to be found and the hokage's in his way! What are we going to-"
"We'll help you guys!" Kitsune said and both men faced her. "In exchange for food.." Ryuu said, a scowl is still plastered in his face, the sales man sighed but nodded nether less.. Nodded. "Fine.. Do you really know how to sing?" The sales man asks, and the twins both replied by a nod. "okay, then.. you set up everything, I guess."
Both twins faced each other and grinned. "This party is goib to be the best party here in Konoha." Ryuu whispered. After taking his laptop and other devices in heir bag to make the sound even better, he then started to place lights on the club to attract more people (it is from the salesman). Both Uchichas then both got dressed in their new outfits. Ryuu is wearing a shirt and a beater that is completely identical to Naruto's younger clothes but is wearing jeans instead of Naruto's pants. His hair stand like Sasuke's but the only thing is, Its Blonde, he then wore his red converse. You could say that he's a spitting image of Naruto.
Kitsune in the other hand is stunningly gorgeous, her hair is pulled into two ponytails and she is wearing a black shirt under, and an Orange sweater in front which is really identical to Naruto's, and she wears a black skirt that reaches her mid thighs. She then wore a black short that reaches her thighs, and ninja sandals. You could say that she looks like Naruto in his Sexy no Jutsu, but less creepier and sexier.
Suddenly The sales man appeared and brought a boy with him."Hey, Guys! The Hokage is here! Are you sure you can do this?" he asks, both Uchichas nodded and sighed. "For the love of food, we'd do anything.." Ryuu muttered. "Anyway, here's one of the singers of the club. Make use of him." And with that said, the salesman left. "So, what am I going to do?"the boy said, he has this stunning white silver hair, and he has blood red orbs, he has pale white skin and he is fucking HOT! Ryuu smirked while Kitsune only rolled her eyes. "Do you know the song 'LUVORATORRRRRY'?" Kitsune asks, The silver haired boy nodded and raised a brow. "Yeah, why?" both of the Uchichas looked at each other and smirked. "You would be singing the rap part where, Nqrse sang." Ryuu pointed, the silver haired boy nodded and began changing to his attire.
Naruto walked in the Eatery when a loud bombering music greeted him, How he liked the sound of it. "Naruto! Welcome back!" The salesman said, And Naruto smiled warmly "Nice to be here again, too." He said, while the salesman lead him towards his friends and family. Tsunade was even there! He sat next to Sai and snaked his arms on his lover's waist. Oh how he wished this was Sasuke.
"Okay, Ladies and gentlemen..And to Hokage and Ex Hokage itself.. please welcome our new Singers.. Non other than, the uprising stars, "The ... Sky twins and Mikuo!" Naruto smiled and began clapping as well, All of the music then faltered.
Meanwhile in the Backstage..
"The... sky twins and Mikuo!" Ryuu snorted at the title, Sky twins? Is this some kind of joke? He rolled his eyes and began pushing the CD on his computer to create the sound. The LUVORATORRRRRY music was then heard by all
Naruto and the others then a loud beeping sound that was converted into a sound and all of the guests then silenced.
(A/N: watch Kradness and Reol's version. It's totally awesome.
Kradness: Ryuu
Reol: KItsune
Nqrse: Mikuo)
(Rin and Gumi version lyrics)
furikitta meetaa puroguramingu
"suki" nante ne okimari no monku
boruto? natto? sonnan ja Bad
kimi ni shisen senkyou ha kiken
takanatteku kodou itomete yo you know?
irojikake no furou de otosu no yo merou
kimi kimi dake SICK sasechau verse KICK!
nee kocchi muite Give us kiss!
usotsuki na kuchibiru de motto atashi wo damashite misete yo
kimi janakya yada nante wagamama mo motto iwasete?
(DANCE! Nqrse and Reol's rap)
Sakura then started squealing on how Kawaii the 11 year old kids looked like. Naruto only looked at them with Awe on How they look like him, except with the whiskers part. He looks at Tsunade and raised a bro, Tsunade only smiled at him, like they're is something that he didn't know. 'And what the hell would that be?'
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koi ha renpa, hyakusen renma toka
usotsuite usobuite katamuite fall down
kimi wa itsumo doori no komarigao mukete
"hai hai" "chotto kiiteru no!?"
demo sonna toko mo nikumenai kara
ichimai ue na kimi ni utarechau kara
iikaesenai totemo ienai!
kimi ni miseru okotta face ha fake
Wow…yeah…Wow…
motto atashi ni sugatte yo
More More hoshigatte yo
(Love me Love me Love me Do!)
(Give me Give me Give me Hug!)
motto atashi ni komatte yo
Wanna Wanna Be segande yo
(Love me Love me Love me Do!)
(Give me Give me Give me Hug!)
Love Me Baby Baby
Give Me Very Very
ikitsuku ma mo nai hodo ni douzo yacchatte
Beasty Gimmick Gimmick
Knock Out Gimmi Gimmi
kono mama kowasaretai Knock Down
Love Me Baby Baby
Give Me Very Very
iki mo dekinai youna yatsu kamishite yatte
Beasty Gimmick Gimmick
Knock Out Gimmi Gimmi
kono mama kowasaretai Knock Down
atashi no koe wo motto kiite
kimi no kotoba de madowasete yo Baby
puroguramu saretan ja imi ga nai
hoshii no ha atashi dake ni muketa "ai"
tsuyogatte bakka na no my mind
honto ha kidzuiten desho? my Darling
entarupii kawatte "Why!?" mou wakannai yo
tada kimi ga soba ni ireba ii noni
(DANCE! Nqrse's Rap)
Both of the twins then went back on the backstage to change their outfits. Ryuu changed his outfit to Orange Shirts and changed it into White t-shirt, and a leather black jacket, and a pair of jet black jeans, and is still wearing his red converse (Thank Gods that he was fast, he shouldn't have finished the song). Kitsune in the other hand, changed her Orange t-shirt into some white and black strike sleeveless shirt, and changed into some black shorts that reaches her mid thighs and wore her jet black combat boots. "It's time! Let's go!" Kitsune said, while grabbing her microphone and taking her pigtail off, and now her hair was now loose.
Love Me Baby Baby
Give Me Very Very
ikitsuku ma mo nai hodo ni douzo yacchatte
Beasty Gimmick Gimmick
Knock Out Gimmi Gimmi
kono mama kowasaretai Knock Down
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All of the guest was now in shock. The blonde girl and boy's hair then turned into jet black. They're Aqua blue eyes then turned into red and a Sharingan was placed in there. Both Hokage and Guests were now probably in the urge of fainting. Both Uchicha's were curious and were now facing each otherand to their shock, they then realized what changed.
Love Me Baby Baby
Give Me Very Very
iki mo dekinai youna yatsu kamishite yatte
Beasty Gimmick Gimmick
Knock Out Gimmi Gimmi
kono mama kowasaretai Knock Down
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But Both finished the song and dashed towards the backstage, not caring to bow in front of the audience.
What the Fuck?, Naruto thought, how on earth did that happened? Two innocent blondes turned into one of the Uchicha's spawn?! The hell?! The guests where now in unison and then he then spotted two blondes running outside the eatery.
With the Uchicha twins.
"What the Fuck!?" Ryuu said, and grabbed his gadgets while Kitsune grabbed their outfits for keeps, they then took some ramen and carefully took it before dashing out of the eatery, slowly noticing that their hair turned normal.
Naruto on the other hand sent some ninja's to grab the two and interrogate them. He needs information to Sasuke. Where is he and why did he join forces with evil. Not knowing the Kids never knew what their father was been through. (Sasuke, still cause fight between him and Naruto. Yet Naruto is eager to make Sasuke come back to Konoha, he never knew he has children.)
with the Uchicha twins.
The twins found a good place to rest, which is a tree. They climbed on it and ate their stolen ramen. After eating They both slept with each other, not noticing pair of ninja eyes that were spying on them.
In the morning, Both twins were awaken by the slow rocking of their bodies, they opened their eyes and was shocked on the outcome, a pair of ninja's were carrying them Bridal style. Thank god their bags were still intact.
"What the Fuck are you doing, get your hands off me!" Ryuu said, The blonde hair ninja (Ino) shook her head, "I'm sorry but we cannot.." The blonde ninja said, Kitsune who was currently in the arms of Kakashi was struggling. "Why?! What did we ever do?! If it's because of the Ramen, That sales man owe us!" She said still squirming out of Kakashi's grasp. "It's not because of that.." He said, The blonde girl tilted her head in confusion and The former teacher only sighed. "It's because your an Uchicha..." he muttered. Both Oceanic blue eyes widened and growled. "What?" Ryuu Gritted. "Kakashi only glanced at him and sighed.
"You're arrested for being an Uchicha."
(A/n) So, how was it? This is my longest chapter ever!! d(^_^)b
Anyway, please forgive me for the OOCness and the wrong spellings and for thelong boring chappie! And stay tuned for more, cause Things are still heating.. Soo.. REVIEW!
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