ACCKKK! Help me, I need ideas for my fic! I have ideas for Ruto, and Darunia, but I need ideas for the following characters: Saria, Nabooru, Raru, and any other people you think might help! If you have any ideas, please send them to me via e-mail at: Eric2Oct@aol.com, label them: Ideas for fic, because if I don't know what an e-mail is, I delete it. Anywho, onto a lighter side of my fic, the actual fic. Enjoy (please).
Chapter 7:
No preface, just that they are on Death Mountain. (A/N: Yes, I know that they are supposed to go to Saria first, but I was…wro…w-w-wron...wronnnn...I can say it, wrong ::sob::)
Link: Sheesh, that guard was annoying, and he even had the nerve to ask me to do something for him!
Navi: I guess your right, but I still don't think you should have run him through with your sword, I mean, that's just not nice!
Link: Yeah, yeah, what ever.
Navi: Grrrrrrrrrr. Hey, Link.
Link: What is it now? You don't like the way I walk?
Navi: No, just LOOK OUT!
Link: Wha…ahhhhhhhh, a mutated spider, thing, animal
Link is locked in a struggle for his life, while Navi sits on the sidelines, eating popcorn, and sipping at a soda, stopping long enough for an occasional "You go Link" or " Oh, that's got to hurt!"
Link: Why didn't you help!
Navi: What? And risk breaking a nail?
Link: Oh shut-up and lets get going.
L&N walk up Death Mountain, stopping occasionally to kill a Tektite until…
Link: Ahhhhh! A rockslide!
Navi: No it isn't, it's a Goron rolling down the hill!
Link gets smashed under a Goron and thrown off the cliff
Link: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Link walks back up the hill and sees the Goron that threw him off
Link: YOU!!!!
Goron that threw him off: Oh, hello, nice day for a roll, huh.
Link: I am going to kill you!
GTTHO: Who me? Why would you want to do that? ::If you haven't guessed, Gorons are a bit slow::
Link: Because you threw me off the hill you dumb ass!
GTTHO: Oh, was that you, sorry, I can't control myself
Link: Like hell you can't!
Link proceeds to try and chop up the GTTHO, but as the GTTHO is made of rock, all he succeeded in doing was to make his sword very dull.
Link: ::Huff::Puff:: I'll get you next time! ::Wheeze::
As L&N begin to walk up the hill again, another Goron begins rolling down the hill, and Link puts up his shield and the Goron goes Off the side of the cliff, about 30 min. later, they hear a dull thud, and an owww.
Link: Hehehe
In the Goron city
Navi: Finally, we made it
Link: Yeah, no thanks to you though!
Navi: Shut-up
Link: What's with this place? Where are all the women? How do they have fun? Wait, don't answer that, I don't want to know!
Navi: What in the hell are you talking about? Oh, oh, ohhhhhhh, ewwwwwwwww, that's just sick!
Link: Lets just go
Navi: Please
At the entrance to the royal chambers
Navi: Hey, maybe, since there is the sign of the royal family, you might have to play something that shows that you are close to the royal family.
Link: Why are you talking like that?
Navi: I just thought that since you wee so thickheaded, I could give some clues.
Link: :-(
Link plays the song, and the door opens
Link: Well, lets go in
Inside
Darunia: Hello there old chap, simply smashing to see you! My name is Sir Darunia, landowner and ruling king of these fine premises. And what might your names be?
Link: Umm, my name is Link, and this is Navi.
Darunia: Pleasure, I'm sure.
Link: Well, lets get down to it, you have something I want
Darunia: My my my, you young children are so headstrong and have no time for preliminaries!
Link: What ever, just give me the stone!
Darunia: Well, I afraid I, umm, don't have the stone! Yes that's it, it was stolen!
Link: Oh really, then what is that behind your back?
Darunia: Oh, this? It's nothing you need to worry about, just an after dinner mint, that's all
Link grabs the stone from Darunia
Link: Ha! Caught you, you were going to eat it, weren't you, then you were going to blame it on some one else, weren't you, then you were going to make a fake one, weren't you?
Darunia: (Breaks down crying) You caught me, all I wanted was a taste, it looked so good and, I couldn't resists (cries shamelessly)
Link: Ok, just back away and smile, back away and smile. Now run away and smile, now run away screaming AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Outside
Link: Lets not go in there any more!
Navi ::nods head in agreement::
