DISCLAIMER: Some of the text and characters are from Masashi Kishimoto's Naruto, which I do not own. Only the characters & text that were not in the original manga/anime series are mine.

This special was set up for Christmas, it has absolutely nothing to do with the story!

GeneralWildfire: Twas the night before Christmas and throughout Konoha, all the ninja were preparing for—

Naruto: Okay! We get it! We're getting ready for a Christmas Concert, now shoo! We're busy here!

GeneralWildfire: All right I'm going! I just thought I'd mention that it was stormy out!

Naruto: Get!

Sara: They have a point…how is anybody going to get to the Hokage's Mansion in that mess (gestures to the window where a blizzard is wreaking havoc outside).

Tsunade: I'm sure everybody will get here in time for your Christmas Concert.

Sakura: I sure hope so, even Sasuke was supposed to show up!

Naruto: (thinking) Why is everything always about Sasuke?

Sara: Even Master Kakashi isn't here yet and the concert starts (glances at clock) in a one minute!

Tsunade: You will just have to start with only me here. All of the shinobi will come eventually.

One minute later…

Naruto: Looks like we're going to have to perform for you Granny Tsunade.

Tsunade: I'm sure I'll enjoy this…

Naruto: Lady Hokage! We present you with the first ever Christmas Concert performed by your very own Leaf Village youth!

Sara: (interrupting) Don't say youth! It makes me think that Guy is just going to teleport out of—

Guy: (teleporting in) Hey! I made it just in time.

Sara, Sakura, & Naruto moan in unison. As Guy sits down at one of the many tables set up for the occasion.

Naruto: Anyway, we'll be starting out with a performance by Sasu… Sakura, Sara and myself!

Kakashi Our Sensei (Or…Frosty the Snowman)

Sara, Sakura, & Naruto: (singing) Kakashi our sensei, is a very strict man.

With a mask on his face (Kakashi teleports into the room) and oh my God, there he is right in the crowd!

Kakashi: (singing)Thumpity, thump, thump, thumpity, thump, thump, look at those genin go! Thumpity, thump, thump, thumpity, thump, thump, music to my ears! (Whops each of them on the head.)

Sara, Sakua, & Naruto: Ow! You ruined it!

Meanwhile, Tsunade and Guy were applauding the unique performance.

Naruto: Okay! I hope you enjoyed that performance lady (Shizune enters) correction, ladies and gentlemen! Now a performance by yours truly!

Jingle Bells (Naruto Style!)

Naruto: (singing off key) Jingle bells.

Kakashi smells.

Bright Eyes took me down a peg!

Sakura gained some weight,

and Sasuke is a pain!

Sakura: That didn't rhyme at the end…and what do you mean I gained some weight?

Naruto: (nervously) It's just a song Sakura!

Sara: (rolls her eyes)

More ninja have entered including, Asuma and his team, Kurenai and her team, Ibiki, Anko, Genma, Iruka, and all of the Anbu Black Ops.

Naruto: All right, now that we have more people here, I hope you enjoy the next song performed by the lovely Sakura!

White Christmas (Sakura's Version)

Sakura: (singing) I'm dreaming of a Sasuke filled Christmas…

Ino: (interrupting) How dare you! (Tries to punch Sakura)

Hinata: (walking up to the mike, with Sakura and Ino fighting in the background while Naruto is talking to Sara backstage oblivious to the chaos on stage) Um…S-Sakura will be un-unable to finish her song because…

Naruto: (Lifting his hand to his ear, still oblivious to the chaos on stage) Huh? I can't hear a thing you're saying, Hinata! (Hinata faints) Hinata? Hinata?

After Hinata has been taken off of the stage…

Naruto: (slightly embarrassed) Now that Hinata has been taken care of… Now a performance from my best friend…Bright Eyes!

I'm Getting Nuthin' for Christmas (Sara Style!)

Sara: (singing) I'm getting nuthin' for Christmas!

Kakashi says I've been bad!

I'm getting nuthin' for Christmas…

Since I ain't been nuthin' but bad!

I stuck a tack on Tsunade's chair…

Shizune snitched on me!

I threw some shuriken at the elders…

Ebisu snitched on me!

I used a genjutsu on Kurenai…

Asuma snitched on me!

I dyed Kakashi's hair bright white…

Iruka snitched on me!

Kakashi: (speaking during the music) When did you do all this?

Sara: (ignoring him) I'm getting nuthin' for Christmas!

Kakashi: (talking in the background) Damn right!

Sara: (still singing and ignoring him) Kakashi says I've been bad.

Kakashi: (sarcastically) Gee, I wonder why!

Sara: I'm getting nuthin' for Christmas!

Cause I ain't been nuthin' but bad!

Kakashi: When DID you do all of that?

Sara: I didn't! It's just a song! Get with the times!

Naruto: (ushers Sara off the stage) Wasn't that great? (Crowd cheers and applauds) So next is Sasuke…who isn't here… Since Sasuke isn't here, you're singing, Shikamaru!

Shikamaru: What?

Naruto: (mutters) Just sing the song!

Walking in a Winter Wonderland (Shikamaru's Version)

Shikamaru: (singing) Sleigh bells ring, are you listenin'?

Singing this is really stupid!

Naruto I can't believe, you made me do this!

What a drag this gonna be!

I rather be with Sara.

She makes me happy to be near her!

It… (Kakashi glares at Shikamaru) Oh my God, he's lookin at me! Shadow jutsu don't fail me now!

Sara: (glares at Kakashi as Kakashi stands) Master Kakashi!

Kakashi: (addressing Shikamaru) How do you know that you caught me in your jutsu?

Shikamaru: (faints)

Sara: Now look what you did you stupid jônin!

Kakashi: (defensively) He shouldn't have added you into the song.

Meanwhile, the doors to the mansion fly open to reveal…

Naruto: Who the hell-?

Sakura: Could it be?

Ino: It is!

Sara: It's about time he showed up.

Sasuke: It's not my fault, blame the author.

Ino & Sakura: (glare at GeneralWildfire who is standing in the back of the room writing the rest of the Christmas Concert)

Naruto: All right, we get it, Sasuke's here, yippee! Now back to the concert! Next up is a performance from our very own Kakashi-sensei!

Sasuke: (thinking) I'm glad I don't have to sing!

All I Want for Christmas (Kakashi's Version)

Kakashi: (singing) All I want for Christmas is my Make Out books…

My Make Out books…

My Make Out books…

All I want for Christmas is my Make Out books,

So I can

Sara: (interrupting) So you can wish us a Pervy Christmas?

Kakashi: (indignant) No! A Merry Christmas, since I'd be happy!

Sara: (pretending to look hurt) I don't make you happy?

Kakashi: (sighs in exasperation) You're the one who makes me the happiest.

Sara: You're so sweet!

Naruto: All right! Enough the with the guardian and ward crap! We still have one last song to perform!

Crowd cheers noisily as Sasuke joins Sakura, Naruto, and Sara on the stage.

Let it Snow (Squad Seven's Version)

Squad Seven: (singing) Oh the weather outside is frightful,

But tormenting Kakashi is so delightful!

Kakashi: (angrily) That's it!

Squad Seven: (still singing) Gotta run! Gotta run! Gotta run! (they all dash off the stage, Kakashi hot on their heels)

GeneralWildfire: And they said as they ran out of sight, Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!

Naruto: That's not what we're saying at all!

Sara: Yeah, it's more like… Save our Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Sara!

GeneralWildfire: (muttering darkly) I try to write a story and the characters are never happy! (Sighs as they walk off while Squad Seven has finally given Kakashi the slip.)

~Happy Holidays~