After last week, yesterday I begged Ciel to let me steal some of his marijuana. It took me a total of three days to get him to say yes, which was really a dick move, considering I was helping his ass get his precious revenge. Which sucked the most was the fact that it took at least a week to start my own garden. Growing is pretty easy if you're not a complete idiot, anyone can grow. I just don't have a lot f patience for gardening.
I'd hire someone to do the work for me, or have my own personal Sebastian to work for me, But I sadly do not have a paying job t pay anyone. Fucking Ciel won't let me have a job either, he said women shouldn't be allowed to work. Of course I fought back with as much attitude as a bull, but Ciel just couldn't get over his damn ego and had Sebastian throw me out.
While I like living on my own, It makes me feel a bit lonely some days, but I could handle that much.
Luckily, Ciel was kind enough to apply me for the daily newspaper to be delivered to me. Apparently the Frost Fair is starting, after like 80 something years? I still wonder why they stopped the fair for that long. Probably something happened in history or whatever.
I heard a ringing echoing suddenly and jumped from my spot on the sofa and screamed. I quickly grabbed the black umbrella from the tin bin in front of the front door and held it up in defense. I slowly followed the the sound of the ringing until I came upon a single door, I pushed my ear to the door and laughed.
It's a fucking phone.
I opened the door dropping the umbrella and picked up the black little cone that was hanging on the wall and brought it up to my ear.
"Yellow?" I said leaning against the wall. This is a very small room, I mean at least put a couch in here for those calls with that one person who doesn't know how to shut up.
"hello? Miss Aniase? This is Sebastian,'' Sebastian said, Wow...His voice sounds even better over the phone. "Oh heey! What's up Pookie?,'' I laughed out.
I totally forgot telephones have already been invented.
"I am fine. I am calling to inform you that we will be there soon to pick you up for the Frost Fair,'' He said. I hummed with a smile and shrugged. "I really don't want to because I hate the cold but it's not like I have a choice in the matter. Besides, I want to be there because something is going to happennnn!,'' I sang out in a teasing matter.
Sebastian must have looked confused because he didn't respond right away. "I will inform the young master right away of this information...Anything else you want to say?,'' He asked expectantly.
"Yes! What does your dick look like?,'' I asked excitedly. Instead of an answer all I heard was a clank and then he hung up. I laughed and hung up the phone before hopping out the room, I then ran to my bedroom to get ready.
Ciel was feeling extra nice I guess because he sent me a whole bunch of dresses and hats and what not, I don't really like dresses all that much but He had great taste. Not even I could resist wearing them.
I slipped into a tan plain dress with a white ban around my middle and pulled over a large tan trench coat with white fuzz on the cuffs, collar, and ends. I pulled on a white fuzzy hat, ear muffs, and gloves. I let my hair down as usual.
"Eeeww...My hair looks like the Grinch's puke after he took ten jello shots at a bar in in Nashville,'' I said to myself. I rang my fingers through my hair and scrunched up my face into disgust, my hair was an unnatural brownish faded green color.
Which was a very disgusting color.
"Hi Pookie! Hi Munchkin!,'' I shouted as I pinched Ciel's cheeks before hopping in the front with Sebastian, Sebastian nodded at me silently and cracked the reigns. Ciel protested about me sitting in the front with Sebastian but he gave up once I gave him my creepy smile, He knew I was going to bother him if I sat back there.
I crossed my arms and snuggled deep into my coat, my poor nose had already turned red.
"Jesus Fucking Crust. It's freezing.,'' I shivered out, I shook a little and screamed with my mouth closed. I hated the cold. "Miss Aniase, I suggest going inside now. You might catch cold,'' Sebastian stated looking over to me as he drove.
"I'm fine. I want to ride up here because no matter how cold it is, the view is amazing,'' I said with a forced smile, It's really hard to smile when all you wanna do is end your cold suffering.
Sebastian sighed but didn't press it, which I'm glad he did, I honestly don't like people to fuss over me. Makes me feel like I'm a kid again, and I do not have fond memories from being a kid.
Once we arrived at the Frost Fair I jumped off the carriage and Sebastian helped Ciel out, we all stood together side by side looking at all the displays. I was bounding with excitement once I spotted the games we could play, I didn't even know they had carnival games back then! I just thought they threw rocks and pebbles.
"So..This is the Frost Fair? Cool. Literally,'' I stated putting both fists on my hips, I grinned at the sight of people. When you're around Ciel Phantomhive, the precious gift of normal people doesn't come around often.
"Okay well, I'm gonna go make some new friends . we meet back here? Great,'' I said before happily marching away.
Before I could get even three steps away Sebastian grabbed my hood and pulled me back causing me to choke.
I whirled around to face the demon in anger, "Eugh! Hey man! the fuck's your problem!?,'' I yelled. I only recieved a shitty smile.
"You're not going anywhere alone, You're staying with me,'' Ciel said before walking past me in the opposite direction, sulking I forced myself to drag my feet.
I wanted to fucking have fun. But this bitch over here is a no good cheating blue midget pumpkin munchkin, who's only talent is fucking people over.
Well, I wasn't able to make many friends, seeing as how the no good cheating blue midget pumpkin munchkin scared everyone away, But I did however get lots of stuffed animals. Courtesy of Sebastian.
But there was one stand however that contained the most precious thing in this world. Gold Fish.
I gasped and dragged my nails across Sebastian's back to get his attention, he turned around looking angry for my destruction of his suit but I couldn't have cared less.
"Sebastian! Please! Please! Please! can you get me a gold fish! Please! I've been such a good girl!,'' I cried out clutching his suit jacket as I slid down to the snowy ground. Ciel shook his head in disappointment and embarrassment and hid his red face in his hand, Other people were starting to watch.
"Aniase, you already have two dolls and a stuffed dog. That's enough, besides, the fish wouldn't last a day in your care,'' Ciel stated indifferently, I scoffed and smacked his cane out his hand.
Ciel yelled in protest, "Excuuuuse you! your Highness! But I happen to have a perfectly healthy and happy Yorkie at home, and if she could talk she would tell just how great of a mommy I am!,'' I exclaimed. Sebastian sighed and begrudgingly picked up Ciel's cane and handed it back to him.
"I don't care! you're not getting a fish!,'' Ciel yelled back before turning on his heel. I stood there with my eye twitching.
"FUCK!,''
"Aniase be quiet,''
"FUCK!,''
"Aniase!,''
"FUUUUCK!,''
"Alright fine! Sebastian!,''
I screamed in joy as I held the glass bowl in my hands that held my new pet fish, I held it up to my face and make various kissing noises. The gold fish only stared at me.
"Thank you Ciel,'' I cooed as he stormed past me in anger, "Don't talk to me,'' He mummbled.
I giggled and walking carefully as not to drop Kristen. Yes I named him Kristen, It's a nice name.
"I was the one who won it,'' Sebastian said to himself, I smiled apologetically at him and hugged him. He smelled great. "Thanks Pookie,'' I said before he pushed me off, I pouted and glared at his back as he retreated with Ciel.
I marched behind Sebastian as he followed Ciel who was leading the way, I quickly became bored with the same repeated carnival games and stands. We passed by so many of them, they all became a blur to me. As we passed by the stand with all sorts of toys I looked around, there wasn't a single thing that stood out. Even Kristen was bored.
Except abberline.
Fuck these boring asshats, I'll ditch Blue pumpkin munchkin and Sir stickuphisass for Abberline. He's bound to be better entertainment and these plain planks of wood.
I picked up the bowl with Kristen in it and snuck away from Ciel and Sebastian who were busy talking to each other and walked across the way over to the red headed detective. He stood tall with his eyebrows furrowed in a deep frown as he looked about, he was in his usual black three piece suit.
I knew all about three piece suits ever since I've been a fan of Tom Hiddleston. The guy can work a three piece.
I waved my arm in the air and shouted towards him, "Hey! Mr. Detective dude!,'' I yelled. Ciel and Sebastian whipped their heads around in shock, I snickered running away further from them and up to Abberline.
"Saaaa dude!,'' I drawled before taking his gloved hand in mine and shaking it, He looked confused at first but put on an uncomfortable smile. "W-Well hello there, I beg your pardon but may I ask who you are?,'' He asked politely, I squealed inwardly.
This guy is too nice! I think I might faint from shock.
"I'm Aniase Sparks Detective, It's a wonderful pleasure to meet you!,'' I said loud enough for thing one and thing two to hear, Ciel marched up to us with Sebastian trailing darkly behind him. When Ciel got close enough he flicked my forehead.
"Don't you know when to quit being a nuisance?,' He asked with a tick, I rubbed the spot where he flicked me and huffed indifferently. I didn't care, Ciel just has a big ole stick up his ass. And Sebastian, well there's really no metaphor for him, he's just a asshole.
"You wouldn't let me make friends, what was I supposed to do? Normal people need to socialize Ciel, of course you wouldn't know anything about normal would you?,'' I said darkly glaring daggers at him, He glowered at me and huffed.
"Wait! you two know each other!?,'' Abberline asked leaning back in shock, I laughed and put my arm around Ciel's neck and smirked proudly. "Yup! I'm his best friend!,'' I stated proudly pointing my thumb to my chest. Ciel looked down into Kristen's fish bowl with a blank face before he moved from underneath my arm.
"Hardly,'' He stated boredly. I rolled my eyes at him. Jesus Christ, Learn to love.
"What!?,'' Abberline asked still confused. I laughed to myself, I accidentally stepped on Sebastian's shoe and jumped forward surprised spilling some of Kristen's water. I looked down at his now smudged shoe and smiled nervously at him, He didn't look happy.
And neither did Kristen.
"Well, if you have time to attend the Frost Fair then all must be well In London,'' Ciel stated in a hard tone, He turned around to leave as he called both of us.
Abberline went after Ciel and tried grabbing him but Sebastian blocked is hand away suddenly with a deathly fake smile. "Forgive me, but my lord is fragile, I mean sensitive. Please keep that in mind before grabbing him,'' Pookie said under a dark stare.
Rule number 1! Don't fuck with Sebastian's food! the results are death, severe injuries, and insanity.
"I need to talk to you about what's been going on around here!,''.
I really don't understand how Ciel did not notice that the tent we came in was Lau's shop, I mean if the half naked women who served us our cookies and tea weren't obvious enough, then I don't want to know what is.
Oh yeah, I'm sorry biscuits and tea, because England likes to fucking call cookies biscuits and biscuits cookies. What the shit? Why would you mix them up?
But whatever, I guess it's worth it just to see how Ciel eats his cookies. He eats them with both hands! How cute is that?!
I got tired of sitting around watching them talk so I decided to look around to see if I could find any dildos. Sadly, there were no dildos, but I did manage to find the kitchen where a bunch of hot half naked women cooked.
"There you are, cook,'' A tall busty Asian women said before putting a tall chef's hat on my head. She was wearing a sparkly red long dress with a slit starting from the upper thigh, and a bunch of cool jewelry. She hair was long and cut straight with bangs. She pushed me up to a stvoe and walked away.
I stared at the stove blankly before shrugging. "Eh, I could use the practice anyway,'' I said with a smile.
"Okay, Let's go An-...Aniase?,'' Ciel stuttered, The girl with the greenish colored hair was not where he left her, Ciel looked to Sebastian for answers found even the butler didn't have a clue as to where she was.
"How the hell could she have just disappeared like that? That girl sticks out like a sore thumb" Ciel thought.
Ciel looked to Abberline for help but the detective didn't know either.
"Oh my God...,'' Ciel sighed putting his hand to his face, He stood up and the two and a half men began searching for Aniase. While they looked they bumped into Lau who was accompanied by Ran-mao.
"Lau? What are you doing here?,'' Ciel asked. The Asian man just smiled and tilted his head, "i own this tent my lord,'' He said in a simple tone. Ciel groaned as he finally noticed all of the women.
"Ugh..Listen, have you seen a girl with green hair anywhere?,'' Ciel asked. He silently hoped Lau saw her, God knows what would happen to her if she was lost.
"she would probably die. Then what? I still need her'' Ciel thought grimly.
And he didn't want that.
"Oh! A girl with green hair...,'' Lau said to himself, he ahed and for them to follow him to the kitchen. And there Aniase was happily humming while she poked a few eggrolls in the fryer, she was dressed in a white apron with a few grease stains on it and a chef's hat.
Ciel ran up to her and flicked her head causing her to drop the pair of tongs in her hand.
"ow! Ciel...Why'd you do that? I didn't even do anything!,'' She whined, Ciel only frowned as he dragged her out of the tent.
"B-But I didn't finish making the egg rolls! At least let me take some home! Ciel!''
