A/N: So I was kind of disappointed in the lack of response to my last post, but either way I have finally finished it. I'm really sorry it's taken me so long to update and it may take me a while to update again. So please don't hate me I just have a lot of other stuff going on including an on again off again depression problem….Anyway enjoy the chapter and I'll try to make the next one well worth the wait.

WARNING: There are subtle DH spoilers in this chapter, or well, if you haven't read DH some things may be a little confusing.

The Long Awaited Ending of Chapter 6

"Thanks for the reminder Rem," she laughed as she went over to the bottles to refill her glass, "but one more couldn't possibly hurt. You need to relax, drink a few more yourself." She said laughing as she traded glasses with him and refilled the empty one, before she went back to sprawl across the couch using Sirius' lap as a foot rest.

"So Siri, tell me what you've been up to all these years? Other than wasting away in Azkaban."

He laughed, "Other than wasting away…Hey! I'm not wasting away that much!"

Remus gave a hearty laugh and said, "He's got a point there, he's much fatter than when he escaped."

"And now I have Remus calling me fat!" He cried with mock rage. "But he's still too sober for that comment to count right?"

She laughed at him, dropped her feet and crawled the length of the couch towards him. She ran her hand from his shoulder, down his chest and let it come to rest on his hip, while saying, "Well, I wouldn't call you fat, if anything you're still too thin," cocking her head to the side added, "Maybe I should convince that elf of yours to make better dinners for you. I think I gained five pounds just by looking at his strawberry cheesecake. After a few of those we'll have you properly fattened."

At that Remus barked out a laugh, "Yes Tanja, fatten him up so you can take him to your gingerbread house and cook him for dinner." Tanja and Sirius just stared at him, completely baffled. "Oh come on!" he continued in their silence, "You know, The Brother's Grimm, Hansel and Gretel, lured to a wicked witch's gingerbread house where she lets them eat her house to fatten them up so she can eat them for dinner." They both just sat there with blank stares, "How do you not know that story? It's a classic! It teaches kids not to trust strangers."

Tanja shrugged her shoulders and answered, "We're purebloods, Remus, we grew up with different stories."

"Yea," added Sirius, "liken Babbity Rabbity and her Cackling Stump, or The Tale of the Three Brothers, that was one of my favourites. I always dreamed about having an unbeatable wand when I was a boy, or uniting all 3…How wicked would it be to evade death, be the master of it…" He trailed off with a dazed look in his eye as he stared into space. Remus looked to Tanja for an explanation. She just shook her head and suddenly started giggling madly.



"What in the name of Merlin is so funny?" Sirius asked coming back to earth.

"It's just, Remus had no idea what you were talking about. Just like we didn't have an idea of what he meant when he told us about Hazy and Gertle. It's kind of funny when you think about it right?" she explained to their blank stares. Now, that really wasn't why she was laughing, she was, in fact, a descendent of Peverell, the supposed family of brothers from the story, but both men chuckled a bit so she assumed her story was believable.

"You never cease to amaze me, love." Sirius commented and gave her a kiss. He pulled away quickly with an "Oh crap! I shouldn't have done that" look.

Tanja, had she not been completely inebriated, would likely have slapped him for that. However, given that she'd had a bit much to drink, she smiled and launched herself at him, smothering his lips in vigorous kisses.

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Remus sat dumbfounded at her blatant display of affection toward Sirius. He shook his head to clear it a bit. "You could join in, you know. She'd enjoy it just as much as you would." Said the annoying voice in his head. "But I'm supposed to be keeping hr out of trouble not adding to it. Besides this is technically this is between her and Sirius." He reasoned standing and cleaning up the drinks with a wave of his wand. Upon hearing a muffled moan from the couch he decided, right then and there, that he was going to give them some privacy. "A reunion of sorts then?" chimed the voice. Remus shook his head at the thought and reached for the door.

As he was about to open the door he heard a loud, low moan. Remus turned his head to glare at them through the back of the couch, but was thwarted by a shirt flying through the air at him. He chuckled to himself and left the room, placing a silencing charm as he shut the door behind him. He headed down to his room within Grimmauld Place, unable to hear the series of growls, moans, gasps and eventual screams from the room he just left, even with his inhuman hearing.

A/N: Just to clear things up I've always thought of Remus as a half blood, I don't really know why but I don't think it was ever officially explained…I'm going to have to go look that up now. Also when I finally get around to posting Chapter 7, I'm going to combine the two parts of Chapter 6 into one post, just to clarify for those of you that are on the Story Alert list, hopefully it won't take me so long to update next time…and I'll "see" you all again then…