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"Carlisle" I yelled. "Why were there so many haggies at the hospital" I asked him as he approached me. "Well Emmett, What do you mean by haggies? If you are talking about senior citizens, It was bingo night" It made more since now. "Were the any transgender haggies" I asked enthusiastic. "I'm not sure, Emmett. But please do not refer to them as haggies, Or oldies." He said exasperated walking back into the emergency ward. He also said it was unnecessary for me to call him out of surgery for that. Well…Back to the elevator. I got on and there were not old people, They didn't have loosey neck skin or as many wrinklies. That made me happy, To see the world still had some youth.

I took some chalk from one of the little kids on the elevator. If I wasn't so excited about the not old people or the list, I would have been suspicious as why there would be chalk in the elevator at just the time a needed it. Instead of tracing a square, I think I'll do an outline of a body, Like they do on television crime scenes. I traced the shape then picked up the bull horn next to me, Again, I would normally be suspicious about why there was a bull horn in an elevator. "Do Not Cross The White Lines At Any Time During This Ride, This Is My Personal Space" I announced. Everyone got off the elevator on the next floor, I think it may have something to do with me. I waited until the floor where my car was parked and got off. I was almost out the door when I heard someone yell "What the Hell", I Bet The Saw My Pretty Body Outline. Mission 13 Complete…

Extended Story

I got home very fast and ran to my computer. I had to check how many followers Peter Facinelli had on Twitter. He has a bet against this guy named Rob Defranco, Peter Wins if he gets 500,000 Followers by Friday(6/19/2009) at midnight. If he looses, He has to give Rob(NOT PATTINSON) the backing of his twilight chair that was used in the movie. And if Peter wins, Rob has to wear a bikini while dancing to single ladies and waving a sign that says "Tweet Me". AND ONE OF THE 500,000 FOLLOWERS WILL GET THE BACK OF PETER FACINELLI'S CHAIR, AND ROBERT PATTINSON ACCUALLY SAT ON IT. I love Robert Pattinson, He's so dreamy. So, If you have a Twitter, And Even if you don't, Make One and Follow PETER FACINELLI!!!