AN: Before I start this, I must let you guys know that on AA7, I really hope that they can do more development on Athena Cykes who's now going to face off against a female Prosecutor. Like, how Edgeworth solved everything in Ace Attorney Investigation's 2! Also, letting Apollo and Trucy know they're half-siblings and stuff, if it's kind of possible. That's what I want to expect from Capcom if they are going to release another title. But still, it's their franchise. Nuff said.
Now with all that said, let's move to more ridiculousness.
-Wright Anything Agency-
-May 24, 2028 2:00PM-
"Nick! I need more sauce on this burger!" Maya yelled. She and Phoenix were in the living room together and the situation didn't seem too exciting.
"Maya... Don't you think we've used this sauce quite enough?" Phoenix asked, in a weary tone. "If you keep pouring more, you could end up having severe downsides. Such as, a burning mouth which can take ages for it to calm down!"
"But, please! I really want to know if the 'flaming mouth' from drinking too much Hot sauce could work!" Maya pleaded. "If it does, I could post that onto the Internet, and BOOM! Millions of views on the spotlight!"
"Oh, boy... This is gonna be crazy, for sure." Phoenix thought, as he sighed, then speaking up in agreement. "Okay, Maya. If that's the case, then here's all the Sauce Packets that I got from the Burger Joint. If you could pour all into that one burger, I think it should work from here on out."
Phoenix gives Maya all 50 Sauce Packets and she smiled, "Sweet! Then, let's do this!"
"Who do you think she is, all of a sudden? Athena?" Phoenix thought as that reminded of her.
As Maya opened every single Sauce Packet one-by-one, the whole Burger turned very saucy, as some dripped out from the outside. Phoenix could only imagine what kind of pain Maya is getting into.
"WHEW! I'm done!" Maya smiled in relief. "Now, all that's left is to take a single bite of this burger, and that's that!"
Maya proceeded by biting a HUGE chunk of the Burger; but as she chewed slowly, the effects from the Hot Sauce begins to sizzle her tongue. She gulped the bite down and Maya was left with a shocked expression.
"WOW!" Maya yelled, her face was full of sweat, and tears ran down her cheeks.
Phoenix looked concerned and spoke up fast, "Maya! A-Are you okay!?"
"I-I'm f-fine, N-Nick! B-But, t-that h-has g-got t-to be t-the h-hottest," Maya suddenly gulped. "Oh no! NICK! PLEASE GIVE ME WATER!"
"Of course! I'm on it!" Phoenix agreed to help, he quickly poured a cup of cold water from the fountain and gave to Maya in a second.
"T-Thank's, N-Nick!" Maya thanked, she quickly snatched the cup from Phoenix, and chugged it all down.
"N-Nick! T-That still didn't work!" Maya yelled! Phoenix began to panic but found a good solution to his belief.
"Hang on, Maya! I'll go get some Ice Cream from the fridge!" Phoenix quickly ran to where the Mini-Fridge was. "It's a good thing Trucy never finished this! That's a relief."
"Here! Take it!" Phoenix gave the whole bucket of Vanilla Ice Cream to Maya, as well as giving a metal Spoon for her to scoop up.
"THANKS, NICK!" Maya smiled in joy, as she quickly picks up the bucket of Ice Cream, and begins to quickly eat most of it in a fast-paced. Phoenix was relieved and so was Maya.
"I've told you before, Maya," Phoenix began to explain. "I've told you before about the severe downsides of pouring too much sauce on your burger. It's not healthy and it isn't wise of you to do it again. Do you promise not to that anymore, Maya?"
"Y-Yes, N-Nick..." Maya sighed, with her mouth chilled. "L-Let's just hope I don't eat all this Ice Cream or else I'll have a brain freeze."
Phoenix looked shocked upon hearing that statement, "M-MAYA!"
