Disclaimer: HAHAHAHA. Seriously no.
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Being the wife of a detective, Kudo Ran —formerly known as Mouri Ran— had seen almost everything. Thus she was not surprised to come home to a kitchen which was charred black.
The kitchen was practically unrecognizable now; the curtain was black, the floor was partially covered in soot and burnt remains of someone's dinner. Ran sighed. Only one person could turn cooking a simple meal into a massacre. As if on cue, thumping sounds could be heard as her beloved yet idiotic husband came rushing down the staircase, aware that his wife had arrived home.
Ran turned to face him, and was blessedly distracted from the whole situation for a short moment as Shinichi's bare chest peeked out from their prison of clothing. She threw him a glare which could have frozen water.
"What in the world happened here?"
He winced. Looks like even she could not forgive anyone, not even him, for destroying her beloved sanctuary of shiny basins and ice-cool refrigerators.
"I was just trying to...you know..."
"Know what shinichi? Destroy the kitchen for the hundredth time?"
Ran's voice got louder and louder and he shrank under her piercing glare. Funny how she did that to him.
"It's not my fault!" he shot back, "One minute everything's okay and the next...half the kitchen is on fire!"
She rubbed her temples in utter annoyance. For all shinichi's brilliance, he could sometimes be the dumbest creature on legs. Ran's glare softened when she saw his expression melt into a sad one, and she leaned forward.
She could feel his tensed shoulders relax as she kissed the sides of his mouth. Shinichi's hands found their way around her waist and he pulled her closer to him.
"I'm sorry." she said, and pressed her face into his broad, muscular chest. Shinichi's soft laughter rang in her ears as he started threading his fingers through her hair. "No...It's my fault for being horrible at cooking."
Ran looked up and was about to kiss him again...when the doorbell rang. She broke free of his hold (to his disappointment) and started towards the door.
"Seems like the delivery man is here."
As the scent of food, real food wafted into his nose, Shinichi's eyes narrowed.
"You knew this would happen didn't you?"
She whistled innocently.
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A/N:
Holy crap I totally lost track of time and didn't update! I am so, so, SO sorry everyone. I'll try to update quicker next time! *throws cola sweets and runs into the sunset*
