Grass Knuckles

When entering: Jumps down and punches the air

When speaking first: Crosses his arms and grins

When speaking second: Pounds his fists together

When speaking last: Cracks his knuckles and enters combat stance


Grass Knuckles vs Super Brains

Grass Knuckles: Oh look, it's Generic Zombie Hero #9

Super Brains: I am the one and only Super Brainz!

Grass Knuckles: You're gonna be Super BRAINED when I'm done with you!


Grass Knuckles: I'm a certified dentist, you know!

Super Brains: My teeth are perfect! I don't need a dentist!

Grass Knuckles: You're gonna need some teeth extracted!


Grass Knuckles vs The Smash

Grass Knuckles: This one's gonna be cake!

The Smash: Grass Knuckles! Ha ha ha!

Grass Knuckles: Bring it on, beefcake!


Grass Knuckles: The Smash? Sounds like a DJ!

The Smash: I am not a DJ!

Grass Knuckles: You'd probably be better at that than you are at wrestling!


Grass Knuckles vs Impfinity

Grass Knuckles: What's up, nerds!

Impfinity: The irony is astounding, isn't it?

Grass Knuckles: What are you saying? You think I'm still a nerd?!


Grass Knuckles: Everyone curl up into a ball!

Impfinity: Why would we do that?

Grass Knuckles: Cause I'm gonna juggle all of you knuckleheads!


Grass Knuckles vs Rustbolt

Grass Knuckles: Hey there, Rustbucket!

Rustbolt: Idiot! It's Rustbolt!

Grass Knuckles: Whatever!


Grass Knuckles: It's time to knock your sprockets loose!

Rustbolt: You don't even know what a sprocket is!

Grass Knuckles: I'm gonna need a monkey wrench, and a giant magnet!


Grass Knuckles vs Electric Boogaloo

Grass Knuckles: Disco? What are you, 60?

Electric Boogaloo: Disco never ages, baby!

Grass Knuckles: Time for Disco to go back to the grave!


Grass Knuckles: You wanna dance, hot shot?

Electric Boogaloo: You don't have feet…

Grass Knuckles: Then I'll just wipe the floor with you!


Grass Knuckles vs Brain Freeze

Grass Knuckles: You don't talk much, do you?

Brain Freeze: *groans that are attempt to talk*

Grass Knuckles: It doesn't matter what you have to say!


Grass Knuckles: Hey, buddy. Could you spare an ice pack?

Brain Freeze: *groans of mischievous chuckles*

Grass Knuckles: Yeah, you're right. Save it for yourself!


Grass Knuckles vs Professor Brainstorm

Grass Knuckles: Nerdy glasses seem to be trendy!

Professor Brainstorm: I take it you weren't a very good student when you were younger…

Grass Knuckles: Smarts aren't everything if you don't have the muscle!


Grass Knuckles: Sounds like Dr. Zomboss is making sure you stay subordinate!

Professor Brainstorm: Ugh, pupils like you must be disciplined!

Grass Knuckles: Don't worry, I can't drag you down much more than you already are!


Grass Knuckles vs Immorticia

Grass Knuckles: Hello, Mrs. Goth!

Immorticia: For the last time, I am NOT Goth!

Grass Knuckles: You should probably look it up, just sayin'.


Grass Knuckles: What's the Wicked Witch of the West brewing up this time?

Immorticia: I'll be brewing YOU! Hee hee hee hee!

Grass Knuckles: You want a knuckle sandwich to go with that soup?


Grass Knuckles vs Z-Mech

Grass Knuckles: A machine made for killing? Now that's just wrong!

Z-Mech: I will tear you limb from limb!

Grass Knuckles: You wanna arm wrestle? Bring it!


Grass Knuckles: Admit it; you're basically just an oversized toy for Imps!

Z-Mech: Hmph…this Imp is merely deadweight to me.

Grass Knuckles: I wonder which button in there makes you punch yourself!


Grass Knuckles vs Neptuna

Grass Knuckles: You're a long way from home, Ariel!

Neptuna: If you call me that again, I will feed you to the sharks!

Grass Knuckles: Go ahead. I'd just punch them in the nose!


Grass Knuckles: Why are you bald? Did your octopus eat your hair?

Neptuna: I am NOT bald! How dare you suggest that!

Grass Knuckles: I mean, almost all zombies are bald, aren't they?


AUTHOR'S NOTE: Grass Knuckles's personality was a little tricky to write, because I wanted to make sure there was room for a potential character arc for him in the future. I imagined Grass Knuckles to be rash and somewhat overconfident, due to his super strength. While he wouldn't pick fights with Zombie heroes, he wouldn't hesitate to accept a challenge from them either. It's like if Citron got rid of his self-restraint. That's Grass Knuckles. It was fun writing banter for him, though. I enjoyed coming up with the many ways Grass Knuckles might trash-talk towards the Zombie heroes. Maybe he should take some lessons from Night Cap. Speaking of which...