Grass Knuckles
When entering: Jumps down and punches the air
When speaking first: Crosses his arms and grins
When speaking second: Pounds his fists together
When speaking last: Cracks his knuckles and enters combat stance
Grass Knuckles vs Super Brains
Grass Knuckles: Oh look, it's Generic Zombie Hero #9
Super Brains: I am the one and only Super Brainz!
Grass Knuckles: You're gonna be Super BRAINED when I'm done with you!
Grass Knuckles: I'm a certified dentist, you know!
Super Brains: My teeth are perfect! I don't need a dentist!
Grass Knuckles: You're gonna need some teeth extracted!
Grass Knuckles vs The Smash
Grass Knuckles: This one's gonna be cake!
The Smash: Grass Knuckles! Ha ha ha!
Grass Knuckles: Bring it on, beefcake!
Grass Knuckles: The Smash? Sounds like a DJ!
The Smash: I am not a DJ!
Grass Knuckles: You'd probably be better at that than you are at wrestling!
Grass Knuckles vs Impfinity
Grass Knuckles: What's up, nerds!
Impfinity: The irony is astounding, isn't it?
Grass Knuckles: What are you saying? You think I'm still a nerd?!
Grass Knuckles: Everyone curl up into a ball!
Impfinity: Why would we do that?
Grass Knuckles: Cause I'm gonna juggle all of you knuckleheads!
Grass Knuckles vs Rustbolt
Grass Knuckles: Hey there, Rustbucket!
Rustbolt: Idiot! It's Rustbolt!
Grass Knuckles: Whatever!
Grass Knuckles: It's time to knock your sprockets loose!
Rustbolt: You don't even know what a sprocket is!
Grass Knuckles: I'm gonna need a monkey wrench, and a giant magnet!
Grass Knuckles vs Electric Boogaloo
Grass Knuckles: Disco? What are you, 60?
Electric Boogaloo: Disco never ages, baby!
Grass Knuckles: Time for Disco to go back to the grave!
Grass Knuckles: You wanna dance, hot shot?
Electric Boogaloo: You don't have feet…
Grass Knuckles: Then I'll just wipe the floor with you!
Grass Knuckles vs Brain Freeze
Grass Knuckles: You don't talk much, do you?
Brain Freeze: *groans that are attempt to talk*
Grass Knuckles: It doesn't matter what you have to say!
Grass Knuckles: Hey, buddy. Could you spare an ice pack?
Brain Freeze: *groans of mischievous chuckles*
Grass Knuckles: Yeah, you're right. Save it for yourself!
Grass Knuckles vs Professor Brainstorm
Grass Knuckles: Nerdy glasses seem to be trendy!
Professor Brainstorm: I take it you weren't a very good student when you were younger…
Grass Knuckles: Smarts aren't everything if you don't have the muscle!
Grass Knuckles: Sounds like Dr. Zomboss is making sure you stay subordinate!
Professor Brainstorm: Ugh, pupils like you must be disciplined!
Grass Knuckles: Don't worry, I can't drag you down much more than you already are!
Grass Knuckles vs Immorticia
Grass Knuckles: Hello, Mrs. Goth!
Immorticia: For the last time, I am NOT Goth!
Grass Knuckles: You should probably look it up, just sayin'.
Grass Knuckles: What's the Wicked Witch of the West brewing up this time?
Immorticia: I'll be brewing YOU! Hee hee hee hee!
Grass Knuckles: You want a knuckle sandwich to go with that soup?
Grass Knuckles vs Z-Mech
Grass Knuckles: A machine made for killing? Now that's just wrong!
Z-Mech: I will tear you limb from limb!
Grass Knuckles: You wanna arm wrestle? Bring it!
Grass Knuckles: Admit it; you're basically just an oversized toy for Imps!
Z-Mech: Hmph…this Imp is merely deadweight to me.
Grass Knuckles: I wonder which button in there makes you punch yourself!
Grass Knuckles vs Neptuna
Grass Knuckles: You're a long way from home, Ariel!
Neptuna: If you call me that again, I will feed you to the sharks!
Grass Knuckles: Go ahead. I'd just punch them in the nose!
Grass Knuckles: Why are you bald? Did your octopus eat your hair?
Neptuna: I am NOT bald! How dare you suggest that!
Grass Knuckles: I mean, almost all zombies are bald, aren't they?
AUTHOR'S NOTE: Grass Knuckles's personality was a little tricky to write, because I wanted to make sure there was room for a potential character arc for him in the future. I imagined Grass Knuckles to be rash and somewhat overconfident, due to his super strength. While he wouldn't pick fights with Zombie heroes, he wouldn't hesitate to accept a challenge from them either. It's like if Citron got rid of his self-restraint. That's Grass Knuckles. It was fun writing banter for him, though. I enjoyed coming up with the many ways Grass Knuckles might trash-talk towards the Zombie heroes. Maybe he should take some lessons from Night Cap. Speaking of which...
