Connect the Dots
"Ryo I think I am dying!" Dee yelled drunkenly from the bathroom.
"Oh for the love of God," Ryo grumbled as he marched to the bathroom to see if Dee was really dying. Suffice to say Ryo was not exactly impressed when Dee stumbled home from the bar at 2 AM completely plastered and woke him up.
Ryo kneeled down next to the sick man and put a reassuring hand on Dee's clammy arm. "And why do you think you are dying?"
"Because I am puking up blood! Of course I am dying! People who are healthy and living do not puke up blood! Jesus Ryo I thought you were smart."
Ryo peered into the toilet to make sure the other man wasn't serious. To Ryo's relief the water in the toilet wasn't the dark red you would expect from someone who had been vomiting blood, but a light red.
"Dee you are not dying and you are not vomiting blood. Honestly I don't know what to do with you sometimes," Ryo sighed, pulling the handle of the toilet.
"Okay smarty pants, why is my puke all red huh?" Dee hiccupped slightly and gave Ryo a dirty look.
"What were you drinking tonight?"
"Caesars," the other man replied, moaning slightly as a wave of nausea hit his stomach.
"And what color is Clamato juice?"
"Red, so what?" Dee asked, preoccupied with counting the tiles along the wall.
"Honestly do I have to connect the dots for you? If Clamato is red, and Caesars are made with Clamato, and if you are an idiot and drink too many Caesars, and get sick what color do you think your vomit would be?" Ryo pointed out, getting fed up of 'dying' drunken Dee.
"Dunno," Dee replied, still counting tiles. "Doesn't matter, I am still dying and you don't seem to care.
"If you were actually dying I would care. And the answer to my question is, your vomit would be red. Do you understand why you aren't dying," Ryo growled, pulling the wobbly man up and dragged him to the bedroom.
"I guess that would make sense," Dee said thoughtfully. "But I am still not sure what this has to do with my impending death."
"I am sure it will all make sense in the morning." Ryo stripped Dee then helped him into bed.
"If I die before tomorrow you can have all of my things, k?"
"How generous." Ryo crawled into bed with the other man and pulled Dee close.
"Night Ryo, love you," Dee mumbled, almost asleep.
"Love you too. Even when are you are a drunken idiot"
Fin
