AN: sorry about the delay but I had to re-watch the entire Pokemon series. Not to mention the fact that fanfiction wouldn't let me login. Something about an invalid image verification that they wouldn't show me. Also after counting up the votes I'm afraid to say…

it's a three way tie.

Some of u are probably like "What the hell was the third option?" well I got an equal amount of PMs telling me to just straight kick Brock out of the series. So after meditating on my new conundrum I've found a way to satisfy everybody.

When you see this sign: (!Event!) That will let you know when the choice I made will begin.

So let's get this show on the road. By the way there will be a small shout out to one of my readers in this chapter (Not gonna say who let them figure it out)

Also to all of my old readers Izanami is coming back this chapter. For those new to the series she is my OC's assistant/summon (DON'T WORRY just like my OC she stays out of the plot after all nobody like OC centric)

By the way I Still cannot upload from my own computer so if you want faster updates im going to need someone to give a solution to this bullshit.

Chapter 6: Master gets serious!

~White Room~

"…Is if you try to shoot me." Rebuke deadpanned. Brock paled at the barrel of the gun before he shakily picked up one of the guns with a determined expression.

"Well then, I'll take that gamble." And much to the absolute disbelief of Rebuke, who would later try to figure out how the hell he had just gotten owned, Brock threw the gun at the white haired teen making him drop his gun. With swiftness that was never seen before, Brock picked up Rebuke's gun and aimed at him.

"…What?" Rebuke gasped in disbelief as Brock smirked.

"It takes more than being good at animal cruelty to be a gym leader, bitch."

*Click*

"What you gonna do now?" Brock asked as he tilted his head to the side. For once in centuries Lady Luck decided to shine down on our favorite game master as someone walked through the door.

"Master Dr. Taeniaea has finished working on the third gu-WHAT THE FUCK!" Glancing to the side Brock and Rebuke saw a gaping woman with white hair that reached her shoulders, and crimson slitted eyes. She had snow white skin and was currently wearing a black sundress; in her right hand was a gun not unlike the one Brock had thrown at the game master.

"Well hello it is my pleasure to meet you I am Brock and it would be my honor to take you to dinner." Brock said as he kneeled before the room's new occupant as his body seemed to sparkle. Using Brock's distraction Rebuke leaped to his feet and yelled a plan so elaborate that it did nothing but show the sheer genius that the game master contained.

"Izanami shoot that asshole!" Rebuke yelled desperately to his assistant. Izanami followed her orders and aimed the pistol at Brock.

*CRACK*

Before Brock could even widen his eyes in terror his body faded from the room. Face-palming, the woman looked at her master despondently.

"What the hell did you just make me do?"

"I don't know, but I do know one thing."

"What?"

"This is going to be funny as fuck."

~Pokemon world: MT Moon~

Red, Misty, and Brock stood at the cave's entrance preparing to walkthrough so that they could reach Cerulean city, which made Misty despair.

"Can we please just skip the city? You have the badge anyway!" Misty begged as Red gave her his best poker face.

Red: Amount of fucks given: 0

"?"

"What do you mean you don't want to miss out on any TM's or HM's? It's not like they are just lying around in some abandoned Pokeballs or anything. We can just buy them at another city." Misty said with a raised eyebrow.

"…" Red sighed.

"It wouldn't take forever if you just rode your hover bike, which I still don't know where you put." Red gave her a look of complete disbelief before pulling out a Pokeball that had "Hover Bike" scribbled on the front with a sharpie. Red was so baffled that he actually spoke.

"Where the fuck did you think I put my bicycle before I got the hover bike? It's not like an entire bicycle could fit in my backpack, and if it could, don't you think that would be a little too heavy for a kid to carry around 24/7?"

"…" Was Misty's eloquent response. Suddenly a thought hit Red.

"Where did you keep your bike anyway?" Red asked as Misty gave him a condescending look.

"If you have to ask that question, then you are not prepared for the answer." Came her terse response as she turned to their silent companion, who had a lifeless stare. "Hey quit dreaming and wake up!" Misty yelled as she hit Brock upside the hid.

"Hu-what? Sorry I have no idea where my mind went." Brock said as he shook his head. "Okay now what are we doing standing around here? The sooner we reach Cerulean, the sooner I get to see Misty's hot sisters." Brock said lecherously as Misty gave Brock a glare so intense Red had to quickly wipe away a tear of pride.

"Touch my sisters, and they won't find the body. You got me rock boy?" Misty asked through gritted teeth as Brock took a step backwards. Before Misty could continue her threats a man being chased by a group of Zubats ran out of the cave.

"Help me!" The man yelled as he knelt down and closed his eyes as the Pokemon attacked him. Suddenly he felt all of the attacks disappeared, and when he look up, he couldn't believe his eyes.

"?" Red asked with his back towards the scientist as he was surrounded by Pokeballs on the forest floor.

"…I don't know what just happened, but I thank you." The man said before giving a bow. "I am Seymour. I am a scientist and I am here o investigate the strange behavior of the Pokemon in this mountain, and the moonstone."

"?"

"No not the evolutionary stone. The one I am talking about is really a rocket that brought all of the Pokemon to earth." The man said with so much conviction that the two gym leaders and Master couldn't help feeling sorry for the man.

"…"

"What do you mean? I am completely serious." Seymour said as Red stared at him. It was Misty who broke the silence next.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?" Misty asked bluntly. "Besides the fact the a majority of the Pokemon don't have thumbs, and that there are just blatantly too many different types, not counting the fact there would need to be more than one of each to reproduce, the legends are just too fucking big." Misty deadpanned. Brock put his hand on the scientist forehead.

"Are you sure you don't have a fever or something?" Brock asked sincerely. The now gaping scientist shook his head before clearing his throat.

"Spaceship theory aside, something is going on and we need to go check it out." Seymour said as Red, Misty, and Brock glanced at each other.

"?"

"Why? It's obvious that you are a somewhat decent trainer, and you also have two gym leaders with you as well." Seymour said sincerely. Red sighed before entering the cave.

~MT. Moon 5 minutes later~

As the group walked through the cave something pink caught Red's eye, glancing to the side Red found a Clefairy hopping around with a small rock in its hand. Reaching in his bag, Red pulled out a Pokeball, and just when he was about to throw it, he felt a hand grab his wrist.

"I'm sorry but I think it be might be best if you let it stay." Seymour said, before taking a step back in fear as Red gave him the fiercest glare he had ever received.

BGM: Pokemon trainer Red Epic Orchestral Remix

"What's this feeling it's like he's staring through my soul!" Seymour thought as he fell to his knees. Looking up Red appeared to be ten times taller and there were two piercing red orbs that shown through the shadow that his hat made over his eyes. Suddenly Seymour felt his breath leave him as he fell face forward onto the dirty cave floor.

"Oh my god…" Misty whispered in horror. "Please tell me you did not just Poke-block a fucking Pokemon MASTER, are you trying to die?" This caused Seymour to pale as he looked back up towards Red.

"Fuck, I didn't know please forgive me!" Seymour cried in fear.

"..." Red glared as he raised his right leg, causing a shadow to descend upon the young scientist.

BGM: END

-Ten Minutes later-

Red and his friends plus one heavily damaged Seymour continued through the cave where they found the Clefairy from earlier being cornered by Meowth.

"?" Red raised an eyebrow in confusion as he was sure he dealt with this group of grunts from Team Rocket earlier. When Meowth noticed that Red was in the area he fell down and crawled back to the nearest cave wall frantically. Just then Jessie and James fell from the ceiling in front of Red causing him to narrow his eyes.

"Team Rocket, what are you here for?" Misty growled as she grabbed Staryu's Pokeball. Jessie gave the Red-head a condescending smirk.

"Well, twerpette we originally came here to steal the moon stone to power up our Pokemon, but now that you're here we can complete our second objective." Jessie said as she walked towards Red.

"And what would that be?" Misty asked cautiously as Jessie walked towards a slightly confused Red.

"…To recruit your boyfriend of course." Jessie said dismissively, making everyone's, besides team Rocket's eyes widen.

"!" Red gaped as he stepped back.

"Why do you want to kidnap Red?" Brock asked cautiously as he pulled out his newly acquired Zubats Pokeball.

"When the boss heard of this twerp's skill he absolutely had to have him as a protégé." James answered with a smirk before continuing. "The fact that he's the son of a girl he dated is even better "(NO lie look it up Delia dated Giovanni in Pokemon live)

"Like hell I am going to let you take him!" Misty yelled making Jessie stop in front of Red. The woman looked towards her with an amused expression.

"Just how do you plan to stop me?"

"Oh I won't stop you, but you won't succeed." Misty said seriously.

"And why won't we succeed?"

"Because you forgot one factor." Brock answered with a smirk.

"And that is?"

"…me." Red said simply, as Charizard stood tall behind him, towering over the now pale team Rocket. "Blast Burn"

-BOOOM-

-Later-

Red and company all watched with small smiles as the pink Pokemon danced around the moon stone. Suddenly an idea came to Brock.

"You know as a Pokemon breeder I can't help but think of this as a onetime chance to raise Pokemon to their fullest strength. Sadly I don't have any Psychic Pokemon but if any of you do this would be a good time to bring them out." Red gave Brock any appraising look grabbing a Pokeball along with Misty.

"Go Starmie!"

"…Mew-two…"

"…Mew-two go with Starmie to touch the rock." Red smiled at his Pokemon who gave its master a small nod.

"Yes master." The Pokemon spoke telepathically as it floated towards the rock. After a few minutes Misty recalled her Starmie, but Red allowed Mew-two to remain outside to stretch its legs. Right when Red was about to recall Mew-two, however Team Rocket appeared again much to Red's disbelief.

"Alright twerps you got lucky last time but-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?" Jessie screeched as she pointed at Mew-two, who was still gathering power from the stone. Mew-two let out a low growl, much to the surprise of Red, as its eyes glowed bright blue. Raising its hand Mew-two lifted the members of Team rocket into the air.

"You will pay for what you have done to me!" Mew-two's rage was so palpable that the surrounding Pokemon fell down in pain along with Misty, Seymour, and Brock.

"…" Red, struggling to remain standing glanced back to Brock.

"You want me to go tell the Clefairy to do what?" Brock asked with open eyes.

"!"

"Fine, but if I die stay the hell away from my funeral." Brock said seriously as he began to crawl towards the fallen Pokemon as Red glared at his Pokemon.

BGM: Mew-two Strikes Back: Pokemon Theme

Red summoned his entire Party he faced the raging legendary with determined expressions. Red looked back to an awe struck Misty with a smirk

"Wish me luck." And with that Red Ran towards Mew-two as Misty screamed out his name. "Stop this now!"

"They will pay for what they have done! And you will not get in my way!" Mew-Two roared as it sent a psychic push at Red, but before it could connect it was countered by one from Espeon."Fool! You think your psychic powers can beat mine?" Mew-two quickly over-powered Espeon and slammed it against a wall. It then turn and pushed Red off the mountain. As Red fell he glared at the clone, before flipping in midair and landing on his Charizard's back.

"Flame thrower full power!" Mew-two frowned throwing the captured team Rocket away to parts unknown in order to block the stream of fire. "Snorlax Hyper beam now!"

"Snorlax!" The giant Pokemon roared as it shot the powerful beam at Mew-two, who continued to block the attacks with its psychic shield.

"Pika, Blasty Thunderbolt and Hydro cannon and do not let up!" Red roared as his Pokemon fired the attacks.

"Pikachuuuu!"

"Blastoise!"

"It's futile, why do you stop me from getting revenge?" Mew-two asked as it fell to its knees, trying to block the powerful attacks.

"Because you are not a blood thirsty killer! You are a Pokemon of Master Red and that's too high of an honor for you to sully! I kept you for a reason!" Red roared before glancing towards Venusaur and Espeon. "Venusaur Solar beam, hold nothing back, Espeon put a psychic shield around me I'm going in!" Red ordered much to the disbelief of the other humans.

"He's crazy." Seymour muttered in morbid fascination as Misty began to cry.

"Don't you dare die on me Red!"

Red leaped off of Charizard's back and began to freefall towards the trapped Mew-two.

"Stop, what do you think you will accomplish!" Red asked desperately as its shield began to crack more and more by each passing second.

"Getting my Pokemon back!" Red roared as his hat flew off. With the psychic shield around him enhancing the hardness of his body, Red flipped and executed a well places heel drop shattering the shield.

*Boom*

The explosion slammed Red against the ground next to Misty as Mew-two began to stumble around.

(!Event!)

"Brock now!" Red yelled as he coughed up some blood.

"Right!" Brock yelled as he quickly grabbed the weakened legendary, preventing its movement.

"Let go of me!" Mew-two, who was still being powered by the Moon stone, tried to struggle from Brock's grasp.

"Now! Hit it with everything you've got!" Brock ordered the Clefairy, whom had all of their hands shining causing Seymour to gasp.

"Metronome, it's the most unpredictable Pokemon move in existence!" Seymour exclaimed frantically.

"Clefairy!"

*Boom*

BGM: END

"Brock are you okay?" Misty yelled into the smoke.

"Ouch…my head, what happened?" Came a feminine voice from within the smoke.

"Brock where are you?" Misty asked as the smoke began to clear. When it finally dissipated, she couldn't believe her eyes.

"Right here, but my back is killing me. What are you gaping at?" Brock asked before looking towards where Misty was pointing. He felt his jaw drop. "No…Fucking…Way." Red stood next to him with wide eyes.

"!"

Congratulations! Trainer Red your (Pokemon) Mew-two has transformed into (Poke girl) Moan-two!

Standing before them was a girl who appeared to be around 18. She had short purple hair and Purple eyes. She was wearing a purple tank-top and a purple miniskirt. She had a long cat like tail and two cat ears sticking from her head. In her right hand was a giant spoon that was easily 4 feet long.

"What are you looking at master?" the girl asked as she tilted her head. Red did the only reasonable thing at the moment and fainted.

~1 day later~

Gary Oak exited the MT. Moon with his cheerleaders as he was about to leave something caught his eye. Turning to the side he saw a well drawn self portrait of Red. Underneath the picture was a single phrase.

"…"

Gary threw his head back and roared to the heavens.

"FUUUUUUU-"

-Sinnoh-

Cynthia stepped over the body of her latest challenger and stared wistfully at the sky with a blush.

"Hurry up and get here… I'm not sure how much longer I can wait…"

To be continued.

OMAKE:

-Red-verse-

Gold entered a research center where he ran into Blue.

"Hey Blue have you seen Red around? I wanted to fight him again to see if I can beat him a second time." Gold said with an arrogant smirk making Blue snort. "What's so funny?"

"Nothing just…saying 'second' implies there was a first."

"Umm there was a first."

"Pfft, no that wasn't a win; Red was just tired of cleaning bodies off of his mountain." And with that Blue left a gaping Gold standing in the doorway.

END

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~RebukeX7