Eddy Gordo entered the dark room he hated. He stared at the cause of the war ahead of him: Jin Kazama, who sat regally on the Mishima throne with one leg crossed over the other.
"You called, sir?" Eddy started. He shifted uncomfortably in his black suit, trying to be as confident as possible.
It was true that Jin Kazama had four eyes, two on his face and another two on everyone else's mind. Eddy curled his fingers into his palms to prevent any signs of nervousness that Jin could easily detect.
Jin placed a hand on his cheek, brooding with morose in his eyes.
"There's been a complaint lodged by six Tekken participants of a man named Mooney, the latter claims to be the brother of Lars Alexanderson. Investigate this case at once Gordo and file back all your evidence straight to my office."
Eddy flinched. Sometimes he wished he stayed with Christie and never asked for Jin's help at all.
But he needed the money for his master. He couldn't watch Christie's grandfather fight cancer without superior medical help. The Mishima Zaibatsu was his only chance.
The Brazilian gave a swift bow.
"At once, sir."
Green hills extended as far as his eyes can see. Mooney hassled through a large flock of sheep, pushing the animals aside obstinately.
"Baa-aa!"
"Baa-aa!"
Mooney grimaced. He hated the looks of sheep. They annoyed him to the depths of the Sun with their woolly coats and beady eyes! He always preferred goats over them.
"Out of my way!" he exclaimed as he continued to push many sheep aside.
"Baa-aa!"
"Baa-aa!"
"MOOO!"
Mooney paused and surveyed the area. There was no sign of a cow anywhere. He looked at the helpless sheep that couldn't stand up straight, due to their tiny legs. There was no cow among them, so who made that sound?"
"MOOO!"
Mooney screamed and pulled out tufts of his hair in frustration.
"MOOO!"
Mooney punched his eye, it was swollen instantly. His body ached with angry hormones.
"Who is making that sound!" he cried.
"MOOO! MOOO! MOOO!"
The lunatic flung himself towards the grassy ground and sobbed. The next time he will see any cow, it's their funeral.
"MOOO! MOOO! MOOO!"
"Sir, are you okay?"
"MOOO! MOOO!"
"Umh, sir?"
Mooney looked up to face a dark skinned man dressed in an exotic shirt and trousers. The man adjusted his sunglasses, hiding his expression.
Then it hit Mooney that he was the cow all along. He was the one making that horrible sound! How did that happen? Was he truly insane?
Mooney growled insanely and jumped back up. He wiped soil away from the sleeves of his kimono and glared at the man before him.
"Where's the way to Brian Fury's castle?" he demanded.
"How do you know about Fury?"
"It doesn't matter! Just tell me where he is!" Mooney yelled. He thrust the man into the air, holding his collar. The stranger's grim expression didn't change.
"Put me down and I will." He replied solemnly. Mooney pondered on this thought. Since the man knew Brian Fury then surely, he must be a Tekken Fighter. He let go of the stranger.
"I am Mooney, chosen one of the Moon. Who are you?"
"Gordo, Eddy Gordo. A...Servant of Jin Kazama."
Mooney took a step back. The man knew Jin Kazami!
"Kazami, you know Kazami! Tell me, does he know where my brother Lars is?" he asked frantically. Eddy's shrug caused his blood to boil. Mooney gazed into the sky and screamed, the mountains nearby shattered to dust but Eddy didn't even blink.
"With a temper like that, it ain't gonna get you anywhere. Tell me, Mooney, do you - "
"It's Mooney, chosen one of the Moon."
"Sorry...So, tell me, Mooney, chosen one of the Moon, do you like to be a cow?" Eddy said with a faint smirk.
Mooney screamed louder this time. The sheep ran around them wildly as their skin ripped away from their bones and their blood spilled onto the green grass.
Mooney pointed a finger at Eddy.
"You make fun of Mooney, you're in deep trouble now, you dimwit!" he shrieked with popping eyes.
Eddy coughed and merely shrugged. All he needed to know if Mooney was insane or not but he finally found his answer...
Before he could say another word, dust covered the area. Mooney cackled loudly, his voice reverberated from every corner of the area.
When the dust cleared away, Eddy realised he barely reached Mooney's knee. Did the lunatic really have powers from the Moon! Now the Brazilian was scorched with anger.
He opened his mouth to scream expletives at Mooney.
"Baa-aa-aaa!"
Eddy's eyes widened while Mooney sniggered down at him. Eddy stared at his feet. They weren't feet anymore but four hooves.
The Capoeiro master raced to a nearby lake. Dark clouds gathered in the sky. Thunder rolled in the distance.
Eddy slowly glanced at his reflection in the lake.
"BAA-AAAAA-AAAA-AAA!"
Mooney's Memoirs:
I still search frantically for Lars yet no light from the moon could ever guide me throughout the day.
Today, I passed a hilly ground enclosed with endless number of sheep. I hate those animals. I thought I heard a cow among but it turned out to be me.
This evidence has led me deep in pensive. Was there a reason that I put into an asylum. My past memories are quite blurry. I now wonder how I ended up in a mad-house in the first place. Perhaps Lars could remind me?
Anyways, I met a man that goes by the name Eddy Gordo, servant of Jin Kazami. He was no help and mocked my previous case of...mild insanity.
I used the powers of the moon to change him into a pet I've always wanted: a goat. Now Eddy Gordo, servant of Jin Kazami shall be re-named as Billy Goat, loyal pet of Mooney, chosen one of the Moon!
