AN: Hey, I know I've been on a break, I had my PRAXIS exams (biggest legal scam ever) plus I have a big homework load this semester. Here are my special ed. Movie chapters. This being Harry Potter (I love both so no comments I don't wanna hear it, Apples and oranges people Apples and oranges!!!) the next one will be Transformers so enjoy the parody goodness. Lol.
Alice: Oh Kiki…u forgot something 4 the last few chapters…
Kiki-I did? *whistles*
Alice- You forgot the disclaimer
Kiki_hmm…I was hit by a memory charm when my wand backfired?
Alice- Nice try, say it or I will go all Bat bogey hex on u
Kiki_ ALRIGHT! Pushy little…I don't own the Great Twilight Saga or the legendary Harry Potter series they belong to the great queens of fantasy writing, Stephiene Meyer and J.K. Rowling.
Alice- good now, that I have a chance I want to go and go all Levicorpus on Emmett heehee…
Kiki-hmm…not a bad idea. ;)
Chapter 7: Harry Potter Magic
LunaLovegoodrocks has logged on (nessie)
Voldermontgotsnothin_onme has logged on (Emmett)
FireBoltChick has logged on (Rose)
Werewolf_lover has logged on (jake of course)
MotherWeasley has logged on (Esme)
EmoPotteris_islame has logged on (jasper)
Ifeel4HermonieGranger has logged on (Bella)
Hufflepuff_student has logged on (heeheee just guess)
Hufflepuff_student- fantastic name there Jake what is with all this?
LunaLovegoodrocks- Harry Potter and the Half-blood prince the movie is coming out! Lol. I went and made everything Harry Potter themed!
Ifeel4HermonieGranger- Ahhhh. Gotcha. But I don't get Jasper's
EmoPotteris_lame- Order of the phoenix. That one annoys me he's all acting so emo HA! Like he knows anything about being emo
Voldermontgotsnothin_onme- Yeah Jasper we all know about how you are an expert on the emo market there bro.
EmoPotteris_lame- Shut it Em.
Ifeel4HermonieGranger- okay makes sense (sort of) so okay why is dad hufflepuff student?
LunaLovegoodrocks-Because dad is a hufflepuff we did a sorting hat quiz and that's the house he was in
Voldermortgotsnothin_onme- what not out there for the over-dramatic know-it-all Ravenclaw
Hufflepuff_student-whatever
LunaLovegoodrocks- daddy also looks like that one character from Goblet of fire
Voldermontgotsnothin_onme- oh the one that died?
Lunalovegoodrocks-yep
Voldermortgotsnothin_onme- oh reallyyy? Heehee
Voldermortgotsnothin_onme has hacked into Hufflepuff_student's profile
Hufflepuff_student- HEY
Hufflepuff_student is now CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp
FireboltChick and EmoPotteris_lame and Werewolf_lover- ROFL
Lunalovegoodrocks- Sigh…
Ifeel4HermonieGranger- Just ignore them sweetheart it's a boy thing…
Lunalovegoodrocks-I know mum I know…
CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp has hacked Voldermortgotsnothin_onme's profile
Voldermortgotsnothin_onme- YOU-!!
Voldermortgotsnothin_onme is now FlobberwormEater
FlobberwormEater- oh reallllly clever Ed
TheGreatAlice has logged on
Lunalovegoodrocks- that's not a very creative name Aunt Alice
TheGreatAlice: Uh? OH HP theme 'kay
TheGreatAlice is now Trelawneycankissmycrystalball
CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- Nice
Werewolf_lover-totally
FireBoltChick: Really Mutt was that the best you could come up with?
Werewolf_lover- So? At least my makes sense you'd never fly too scared to mess up your presious hair Blondie
FireBoltChick has hacked Werewolf_lover's profile
Werewolf_lover- NOOOO!!!
Werewolf_lover is now FluffyPygmyPuffinPink
FluffyPygmyPuffinPink- there is but one word I can think 4 you right now Rose…
Auror_WerewolfChick has logged on
Auror_WerewolfChick- hey
FluffyPygmyPuffinPink-……. No comment…
Auror_WerewolfChick- What?
FluffyPygmyPuffinPink- nothing I would like to live thanks
CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- heehee, smart move there Jake
FluffyPygmyPuffinPink- yeah well got to go relive Seth but be4 I do…
FluffyPygmyPuffinPink has hacked FireboltChick's profile
FireboltChick is now TheHungarianHornTailDragonLady
FluffyPygmyPuffinPink- BWHAHAHAHA SEE YA SUCKER!
FluffyPygmyPuffinPink has logged off
TheHungarianHornTailDragonLady- YOU DIRTY MUTT!
TheHungarianHornTailDragonLady has logged off
Ifeel4HermonieGranger- oh for the love of Hogwarts…
EmoPotteris_lame- Hey mum surprised you haven't said anything
MotherWeasley -
CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp-Mum?
FlobberwormEater- Do u think she like died or something
Ifeel4HermonieGranger-…oie the mental compactly of a teaspoon…
Trelawneycankissmycrystalball- really, she's reading a book and didn't realize she was logged on! Go on and ding her Nessie
Lunalovegoodrocks- kay!
DING!!!!
MotherWeasley - hmm? What?
Lunalovegoodrocks- um, granny you've been logged on for the last 10 minutes or so
MotherWeasley - really oops! Hey would you like to help me make a snitch cake Nessie?
Lunalovegoodrocks-SURE! And we can put Bernie Bolt's every flavored beans on them!
MotherWeasley and Lunalovegoodrocks have logged off
Auror_WerewolfChick- sounds yummy later lame vamps!
Auror_WerewolfChick has logged off
FlobberwormEater- Really?
EmoPotteris_lame- Talk about to each their own, I've seen the flavors yuck not even if I was human
CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- ditto
Ifeel4HermonieGranger- Eh, they're not that bad
CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- let me guess: your fave flavor was the dirt one
Ifeel4HermonieGranger- maybbeee
CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- lol
FlobberwormEater- Yeah okay whatever Jazz u, me, and wizard's chest now
EmoPotteris_lame- Right kay let's go I needto kick your butt then go ride my new bike
EmoPotteris_lame has logged off
FlobberwormEater- who will kick who's butt now?
FlobberwormEater has logged off
Trelawneycankissmycrystalball – hmmm, those Quidditch robes gave me an idea come Bella
Trelawneycankissmycrystalball has logged off
Ifeel4HermonieGranger- damn
CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- What was that in Alice's head?
Ifeel4HermonieGranger- probably the next new fashion craze
CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- no the other bit what did you do?
Ifeel4HermonieGranger-oh I kinda scratched her porche so now I'm stuck being her fashion dummy for payback
CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp- ah…want me to kidnap you?
Ifeel4HermonieGranger- YES!
CedricDiggoryisnowaZombieVamp and Ifeel4HermonieGranger have logged off
BuckBeakwouldbemypet and HealerVamp have logged on
BuckBeakwouldbemypet- hey doc, any idea on why Alice tackled Bella and threw Edward out a window?
HealerVamp- No idea and it's gotten to the point if it doesn't destroy anything I don't ask
BuckBeakwouldbemypet- good philosophy I need to remember that one… ooo I smell Cake!
BuckBeakwouldbemypet has logged off
HealerVamp- why am I almost always the last one here? Sigh…
HealerVamp has logged off
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Ta-da! Sorry it got a little lame at the end I began running out of ideas. I was going to do Transformers first but the jokes were harder to do so I did HP first. Lol. Next time will be transformers and I will maybe update next Sat. Depends on my homework load.
Later,
Kiki
P.s- that Movie HBP ROCKED!! Though 2 complaints they missed key points that will get them in trouble with the next 2 and also ONE STINKIN' KISS ON THE LIPS REALLY? IT WAS EVEN MUCH OF ONE LIGHT TOUCH OF THE LIPS WE HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR HOW LONG AND ALL HARRY AND GINNY DO IS ONE LITTLE KISS REALLY?!!!!
*cough* sorry just had to get that out of my system. Lol.
