Hey guys. I'm back and have got some new, fresh ideas. But back to now this will be the chapter that you've all been waiting for and that I've been dreading. This will most definitely have the Genie in it. To be honest I won't know exactly how I'm going to be doing him until I actually start writing that part and then I will probably have some long authors note explaining why I decided that.
I think this will be a beta chap to see if everyone likes it. If you do; it will stay, if not I'll rewrite it or just the part people don't like.
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So on with the show I guess
Chapter 7: Friend like me
Takeru opened his eyes to find that it had not gotten much brighter from when they were closed. He had either landed quite funny, or on top of something funny. Yamato! He jumped off him to see if he was still breathing. Thank goodness he was. I don't know if it's such a good thing though. We're trapped.
"Ow, my head" Takeru heard Yamato speak. "Where are we? Oh wait now I remember"
"The old man got us. And he even got away with that lamp. I wonder what happened to him"
"Bah, good riddance if you ask me"
"Yeah, he tried to kill us" said Gabumon
"Well, it would still be nice to know why he wanted that useless lamp" Takeru stated as he sat down next to Yamato
"Well if you're so curious then why not take a look?" Gabumon said. The others gave him curious looks but that changed quickly to a look of surprise when he took out the lamp from his fur coat.
"Well, I never thought you had it in you Gabumon" Yamato said.
"Aw shucks" Gabumon replied as he handed the lamp to Takeru. Takeru began to inspect it and began scratching the dirt off of the one side
"What is it?" Yamato asked
"I think there's something there, but it's covered in dirt. I can barely make it out" He began when all of a sudden he got an idea, "Maybe if I…" he started and then finished his sentence by rubbing the lamp.
Suddenly the lamp began bouncing around in Takeru's hands. He tried his best to hold onto it but every time it made a jump, fireworks would come out of the lamp. Suddenly one last spark flew out and a blue object came flying out with a "Oh, boy! Ten thousand years, and not a single chance to stretch me old joints!" the weird blue creature said.
Then it took off its arm and began stretching it. Then the other arm, and its legs. Takeru, Yamato, Patamon and Gabumon stood there with their mouths wide open. "What?" it asked, "You guys act like you've never seen a Genie before"
Hey guys remember that Authors Note that I told you I was going to be doing as an explanation. Well, this is it. What I thought was that considering it's the same Cave of Wonders, same everything else, I thought it be best to keep the Genie as is, be just change him so that it's not an exact copy. He will, of course, be a bit OC, but other than that, yeah. So on with it then.
"You- you're a G- Genie?" Yamato stuttered
"That I am. And you are?"
"I- I'm Yamato"
"Well that's quite a mouth full wouldn't you say?"
"I guess" Yamato said looking very confused
"So how about I call you just Mato. Nah, to strange. Ah, I know, Matt! Now that's good"
"Uh, I actually prefer my real name"
"Oh what would you know about names anyway? Whoa, nice, loving the look there rub man haven't seen you in a couple of millennia my old friend. Give me some skin" the Genie said as he held out his big palm for the carpet to give him a low five. "Hmm and aren't you just the strangest looking creatures I've ever seen" he said and began inspecting Patamon and Gabumon
"They're not that strange. I guess" said Takeru
"Oh really? Well, whatever you say master, but they look kind of strange to me"
"Wait, wait. What did you just call me?"
"Master, well I don't know you're real name, do I?"
"It's Takeru"
"Where do you people come up with these names?" the Genie pondered. "Can I call you Tak? Or what about Keru? I've got it, TK. Sounds like an acronym for something super cool"
"Um, okay, but uh, I can't possibly be you're master"
"Why not? You rubbed the lamp and set me free. And according to the rules I have to grant you three wishes." The Genie noticed the confused looks on now TK and Matt's faces. "You know- three wishes?" he said holding up three fingers, they slowly nodded their heads, "and no wishing for more wishes, that's all you got"
"Wow, I must have hit my head pretty hard" said TK
"Yeah, you must've cause even I'm feeling it" said Matt holding his head
"I see you don't believe, well why not take a seat while I demonstrate some of the possibilities…"
Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
The Genie made forty men with swords appear and they slowly closed in on TK
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
Then the Genie went behind TK and began beating up the forty thieves
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say
The Genie floated out of the lamp and continued singing
Mister Takeru, sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order
Jot it down
The Genie then created a restaurant and began taking down orders
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no
Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
C'mon whisper what it is you want
The genie then egged on Takeru to whisper in his ear
You ain't never had a friend like me
Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
Now the Genie began serving Takeru by clipping his toenails, washing his hair and giving Yamato a bath
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wish
It's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?
Then Takeru found himself on top of a large pile of food
Have some of column "A"
Try all of column "B"
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me
The Genie was then dancing around with two of his gigantic hands
Can your friends do this?
The genie began juggling his head
Do your friends do that?
Then Yamato and Takeru juggled his head
Do your friends pull this out their little hat?
You could say he pulled himself out of the hat
Can your friends go, poof?
Well, looky here
Three gorgeous ladies began dancing around Takeru and Yamato
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?
Then all three girls disappered and Yamato looked quite disappointed
So doncha sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
The Genie did all the actions that he sang about
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for your charge d'affaires
The Genie then showed Takeru a contract that the Genie has to follow
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt
Well, all you gotta do is rub like so - and oh
Mister Takeru, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
The Genie shot some magic from his hand and some elephants appeared
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
Then he shot out some dancing camels
"Weird" Yamato said
You ain't never
Guards appeared and began lifting their swords up and down the the beat
had a
Next came some dancing monkeys
"Check all the treasure," Yamato gazed in wonder
friend like me
The some more gorgeous girls appeared and fireworks began going off
Yamato began stuffing his pockets with gold
Takeru was dancing with the elephants
Patamon was attempting to dance with some monkeys
And Gabumon stared at the beautiful ladies
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!
Yamato was checking all his pockets. When he found out he had no more gold on him he sat down in a huff
"So what will it be master? Your wish is my command"
"Hmm, so I can have any three wishes that I want?"
"Well, there are a few rules"
"Such as-?"
"Well I can't kill anyone" and he cut off his own head , "So don't ask" Takeru nodded. "The second rule is that I can't make anybody fall in love with anybody else" he looked at Yamato and gave him a big wet kiss
"Yuck" said Yamato
"And the third rule is I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not very pretty to look at. I don't like doing it" he was shaking Takeru, "but other than that, anything"
"Hmm, I got an idea" said Yamato, "you thinking what I'm thinking?"
"Oh yeah" Takeru said and then turned to the Genie, "well, what good's a Genie that can't make gorgeous women fall in love with me?"
"He can't even bring people back from the dead. I doubt he can even get us out of this cave Takeru"
"You're right, we may as well try find our own way out"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm sorry, did I hear correctly? You woke me up and brought me here, and now you two want to walk out on me. Not on my watch," he was walking closer to them, "you are getting your three wishes so sit down!" he ordered and they all obeyed. "So in case we have to make an emergency landing just jump off. Please keep all hands and arms inside the carpet as we ascend, and we are…" he started and then they took off at a speed, "outa here" and they burst out from the cave
"Daemon, from now onwards beheadings are to be taken up with me! Preferably in advance, we don't want them just beheaded" Tai ordered
"Yes my lord, it won't happen again I swear"
"Good, did you hear that Kari? Now let's put this behind us, please"
"Fine, for now at least. And don't think that you will be around very long after I become queen" Kari said then stormed off
"Don't worry Daemon, just give her some time" Tai said and patted him on the head before walking off to meet Mimi
"Oh if only I hadn't lost the blasted lamp"
"Oh well, hey at least we'll still be around for a while"
"No, just until our useless sultan leaves when his useless sister marries a useless prince, then we'll be banished, or beheaded. Oiy vey" Daemon said and put his head in his hands
"Wait! I've got it, what if you were the sultan?"
"What do you think I've been trying to do?"
"Okay, okay, well, what if they had an- accident?" Demidevimon had a sly look on his face, "With no one to rule you would take over"
"Hmm, true, the idea is very good, I'll steal them both away, and throw them off a cliff. Wow I'm brilliant"
"Uh, yes, you are" and then Daemon began laughing at his evil idea
Well this chap turned out longer than I had anticipated. Normal things apply, please if you read it, review. Also song ideas are welcome just give me the title, the artist and a situation (optional). I'm also open to any kind of ideas you have
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