A/N: Wow. It finally happened. I'm not gonna lie, I was giddy with delight but everyone knows Makorra is getting back together in the end so... on with the show!

Notice: Midterms are coming up so I won't be updating until the end of October. Thanks for reading!


Makorra Breakup Special


(recording starts)


Bolin: You know, I don't get what the deal is with the fifth episode. Episode 5 is like the doomsday episode relationship-wise, you know? In Book 1: Air it was the infamous heartbreaking soul-annihilating Makorra kiss and this time it's the Makorra break-up!

Asami: I'll say. I've been getting really creepy anonymous mails from Korrasami shippers everywhere. I'm going to repeat this one last time, guys: I AM NOT SEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO KORRA!

Bolin: Well, that makes one of us.

Asami: Oh, come on, Bolin. Seriously? You haven't even sorted out your relationship with Eska yet.

Bolin: Of course it's been sorted out. Look, it's really straightforward. I left Eska without doing her the courtesy of telling her beforehand. End of story.

Asami: Right. You and Mako are definitely brothers.

Bolin: What's that supposed to mean? I'd say he did a pretty standup job of breaking up with Korra in this episode. I knew he was good at breaking girls' hearts but even I didn't see that one coming.

Asami: To be completely fair, there was fault on both ends. I mean, Korra did kind of barge into his workplace and kick a desk across the office in front of his superiors.

Bolin: Ooh, yeah. Wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of Korra's rage, that's for sure.

Asami: [sigh] I can't believe this is happening. The next few episodes are going to be a nightmare. And by nightmare, I mean shipper heaven.

Bolin: What?

Asami: You know what I mean. Now that the main ship is temporarily sunk and stripped of its canon status, all the rabid headcanon shippers have free reign over their fantasy pairing. I heard that the Bosami ship has already launched again and is headed straight for us.

Bolin: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Asami: It is a bad thing, Bolin! Think about it: if you and I were in a relationship and Eska found out –

Bolin: Okay, okay, I get the picture! So… what do you think I should do about the Eska problem? Now that I'm in all of Varrick's movies, she's bound to know where I am.

Asami: Knowing her, I think it'd be best if you just lie low. I'm sure with the war going on, she can't possibly have found out where you –

(loud knocking on the door)

Bolin: Oh… My… what was that?

Asami: I'm outa here.

(window glass shatters)

Bolin: wait! Asami, don't leave –

(door bangs open)

Bolin: [gulps] Uh… [nervous laughter] H-hello, my s-sweet Koala-Bear.

(slow footsteps)

Eska:[pause] Hello…. My feeble… Turtle-Duck.

Bolin: [horrified scream]


(recording ends)


A/N: So what did you think about the breakup? Was Mako right? Should Korra have been the one to end things?