January 6th
Zexion was writing Emo poetry again. Most people thought less of him because of his poetry. But Xemnas actually liked Zexion's Poetry.
"I had an epiphany about a sandwich.
It was vivid and dreamy.
Like a Dreamwich.
I wrote it down in my diary.
While I sipped a glass of Dairy.
O woe is me.
Darkness.
Soulless.
Sandwiches.
Lettuce.
Tomatoes.
Ham.
Cheese.
The components of such a beautiful thing.
Perhaps I too am like a sandwich.
Composed of various things.
Squished between two slices of bread.
The bread is my skin.
The ingredients are my organs.
The mayo is my blood.
Yes. That was the epiphany.
I understand now.
My blood runs with mayonnaise."
Is just one of Zexion's many poems that bring him such ridicules. But Xemnas found Zexion's poems deep. "I understand, The mayonnaise is an analogy for self-pity. Saying that your blood, your life force, is gross and disgusting like mayonnaise. How truly sad. The existence of us nobodies. Whose blood runs with mayo.". It's no wonder that Zexion took a liking to Xemnas. Xemnas was eating a sandwich when Zexion approached him with a new poem. Xemnas was delighted to read this new one.
"Hair as white as silver stone.
Eyes as colorful as the color of his eyes.
Beautiful.
Kind.
Deep.
Number one.
Number one.
You're my number one.
Oh how I love you.
Number one."
Xemnas picked up the message immediately. "Heh. You're my number one too." was Xemnas' spoken reaction. "I thought you'd figure that one out." replied Zexion, A bit embarrassed. There were many moments of silence. Quiet. Emo love.
