OUTSIDE THE DIAMOND STORE:
Carly: Alright Franklyn, you got the gas?
Franklyn: Sure do.
Carly: Good, prepare to reach the roof once this guard leaves.. It seems safer than just bursting in.
Michael: Burst in!?
Calry: No, don't burst i-
Michael: (along with Packie) LET'S BURST INNN!.. (the two of them stupidly burst wait into the front door, armed with guns and ski masks, ruining everything).
Carly: (sighs) Please tell me I was adopted.
Michael: (dramatically bursts into the said jewelry store, wearing ski mask, and holding Carbine rifle) YOUR BEING FUCKIN ROBBED!
Packie McCreary: (also with ski mask and Carbine rifle) Yeah! On the fuckin floor!
Michael: Yeah! This is your moment! Please don't make us waste all the hard work your plastic surgeons have done. ON THE FLOOR! NOW!
Carly: (voice speaking to Frankyln) Michael only went and got himself killed.. Again.
Michael: I can hear you kiddo.
Carly: (voice) Well, you ruined the plan.
Michael: You want me to come back then?
Carly: (voice is sarcsatic) No I don't.
Michael: Then why are you so ups-
Carly: (voice is screaming) JUST GET THE DIAMONDS!
Packie: (confused) Diamonds!? What Diamonds!?
Carly: (voice is screaming) OH MY GOD!
Michael: (approaches worker) You! Fill this bag with clean, unmarked diamonds!.. But first, fix that notepad so it's at a right angle with the corner of your desk!
Packie: And tap that pile of receipts against a flat surface so they're not sticking out haphazardly!
Michael: Okay, you know what., Fuck the money, everybody grab a broom, were gonna tidy this place up!
A FEW HOURS LATER:
All the hostages finished cleaning the diamond store.
Michael: There? That wasn't so hard now was it?
Michael: too bad it was for nothing.. (He and Packie start breaking the glass cases to steal all the diamonds).
Michael: Man, I haven't been this excited since I passed second grade!
FLASHBACK ONE:
(Michael is a little boy, chasing invisible butterflies in the background.
Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo second grade.
FLACKBACK TWO:
(Michael is a young teenager in the back)
Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo the second grade.
FLASHBACK THREE:
Principle: Good job Mr Townley you passed the second grade.
Michael: (now an adult) Oh that is fantastic.. Now if you excuse me, I have to go now.. Theirs a crazy Mexican after me, and I have to rob a jewelry store to pay him back.
