OUTSIDE THE DIAMOND STORE:

Carly: Alright Franklyn, you got the gas?

Franklyn: Sure do.

Carly: Good, prepare to reach the roof once this guard leaves.. It seems safer than just bursting in.

Michael: Burst in!?

Calry: No, don't burst i-

Michael: (along with Packie) LET'S BURST INNN!.. (the two of them stupidly burst wait into the front door, armed with guns and ski masks, ruining everything).

Carly: (sighs) Please tell me I was adopted.


Michael: (dramatically bursts into the said jewelry store, wearing ski mask, and holding Carbine rifle) YOUR BEING FUCKIN ROBBED!

Packie McCreary: (also with ski mask and Carbine rifle) Yeah! On the fuckin floor!

Michael: Yeah! This is your moment! Please don't make us waste all the hard work your plastic surgeons have done. ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Carly: (voice speaking to Frankyln) Michael only went and got himself killed.. Again.

Michael: I can hear you kiddo.

Carly: (voice) Well, you ruined the plan.

Michael: You want me to come back then?

Carly: (voice is sarcsatic) No I don't.

Michael: Then why are you so ups-

Carly: (voice is screaming) JUST GET THE DIAMONDS!

Packie: (confused) Diamonds!? What Diamonds!?

Carly: (voice is screaming) OH MY GOD!


Michael: (approaches worker) You! Fill this bag with clean, unmarked diamonds!.. But first, fix that notepad so it's at a right angle with the corner of your desk!

Packie: And tap that pile of receipts against a flat surface so they're not sticking out haphazardly!

Michael: Okay, you know what., Fuck the money, everybody grab a broom, were gonna tidy this place up!


A FEW HOURS LATER:

All the hostages finished cleaning the diamond store.

Michael: There? That wasn't so hard now was it?

Michael: too bad it was for nothing.. (He and Packie start breaking the glass cases to steal all the diamonds).

Michael: Man, I haven't been this excited since I passed second grade!

FLASHBACK ONE:

(Michael is a little boy, chasing invisible butterflies in the background.

Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo second grade.

FLACKBACK TWO:

(Michael is a young teenager in the back)

Principle: I'm sorry Mrs Townley, your son will have to redo the second grade.

FLASHBACK THREE:

Principle: Good job Mr Townley you passed the second grade.

Michael: (now an adult) Oh that is fantastic.. Now if you excuse me, I have to go now.. Theirs a crazy Mexican after me, and I have to rob a jewelry store to pay him back.